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Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/11/2006 7:26:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Steelriven

I've recently discovered the last remains of the M 88's and black cats left over from last fourth of July. What do you think I should do with them?



Disguise them to look like candy and give them out on Halloween. Feel free to light them first.


A friend just called to tell me she'd just had sex with an attorney in the back of a Chevy Tahoe in the parking lot beside a YMCA. Should I do anything, and what?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 2:12:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Yang4yin

A friend just called to tell me she'd just had sex with an attorney in the back of a Chevy Tahoe in the parking lot beside a YMCA. Should I do anything, and what?


Many options here;
1) get a Chevy Tahoe; obviously a babe magnet
2) get an attorney to have sex with; obviously theyre more raunchy than one might imagine
3) hang around the parking lot of the YMCA, in case this attorney goes there regularly to pick people up for sex.
4) go see your friend more often - but put on a suit and tie and take a briefcase; you never know, she might have a thing for attorney types
5) find out the name and address of the attorney, and if he's married; blackmail can be very lucrative I understand

I'm being blackmailed by an attorney after having sex with his friend. What can I do?

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RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 5:45:10 AM)

Don't bother paying. getting screwwed by a lawyer isn't that uncommon.

I'm doing something really fun tomorrow. how do I make sure i don't get caught?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 6:59:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

I'm doing something really fun tomorrow. how do I make sure i don't get caught?


Dont wear a penguin outfit. Then you wont get caught in the penguin traps. At least I assumed that was what was worrying you.

I need to learn Hungarian (Magyar) really quickly. Whats the best way to do this?

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willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 7:10:34 AM)

Eat a Hungarian speaker.  After all, you are what you eat.

Mi estomago se siente extrano despues de comer a alguien.  [Forgive me if I'm slaughtering the language...]  What should I do?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 8:22:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: willow06

Mi estomago se siente extrano despues de comer a alguien.  [Forgive me if I'm slaughtering the language...]  What should I do?



Induce vomiting.

I want to be rich. Whats the best way of making a million dollars really quickly?



willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 10:37:08 AM)

Ask the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing.  They seem to know a bit about making money.

Well... I don't think I did so hot on my test due to my bad study habits.  What should I do?



darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 12:42:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: willow06
Well... I don't think I did so hot on my test due to my bad study habits.  What should I do?



wait for your professor in his office in the stereotypical Dominatrix attire and make beg to be able to give you higher marks

i get aroused when i cuddle and sleep with the subgirls in our poly family, and i'm not allowed to do anything about it... i don't think i can remain a gentleman much longer, what can i do?



pleasetame -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/12/2006 3:16:28 PM)

Use ices cubes in your pants when you go to bed at night.

I am a bad bad girl, what should I do?



RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/13/2006 1:22:04 AM)

drop darkchild's owner a line and put yourself forward as alternative stress release.

How do you dryclean a penguin suit?



lesbiangirlslave -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/13/2006 2:24:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

I'm pregnant, but I'm not sure I'm the mother. Should I tell my husband?


Lol, this girl should tell her husband that there is nothing to tell, and mention that 5 times.



Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/13/2006 9:34:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch
How do you dryclean a penguin suit?



Find a nun and ask her.


I have the hots for a nun. What should I do?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/14/2006 8:50:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Yang4yin



I have the hots for a nun. What should I do?


Try your best to avoid dirty habits.

My alcoholic groping neighbour has given up drinking (again). This time I think he means it. Trouble with that is, now he's sober he's no longer groping me (as he can see what I look like). What should I do?




RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/14/2006 1:16:49 PM)

dress up like a bottle of JD and dance on his lawn

I cheated on my coffee machine today. the other machine's coffee wasn't even that good, but now I feel really guilty. what should I do?



LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/15/2006 3:10:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch
I cheated on my coffee machine today. the other machine's coffee wasn't even that good, but now I feel really guilty. what should I do?


Dont worry about it. Your coffee machine is a dirty whore anyway - it puts out (coffee) for anyone that'll push something in its slot and press its buttons.

I'm writing a plan for my funeral. How can I be sure it all goes off as planned?

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RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/15/2006 3:44:56 PM)

set a date, take a dose of kurari, and settle down for the procedure. that way, you'll know everything works out fine. If they mess it up, jump out of the coffin, tell them what they're doing wrong, and get the extra thrill out of watching the looks on their faces

My coffee machine isn't talking to me.... what should I do?



tade -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/15/2006 5:25:49 PM)

Start dating the toaster. It's hotter and has that nifty pop up thingy.

I can't find anything good to do with this 14 inch penis of mine. Thoughts??




willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/15/2006 5:28:58 PM)

Mark off the appropriate increments and use it as a spare ruler.

I like to cook, but I don't like washing the dishes afterwards.  What should I do?



tade -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/15/2006 6:23:23 PM)

Fuck 'em, toss out the window.

My neighbor is always throwing dishes into my yard, what should I do?



willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/15/2006 8:35:40 PM)

Show off your superior aim by throwing the pieces back at them.

One of my rabbits has recently started to nip at the other rabbit (again...).  What should I do?



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