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LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/9/2006 4:49:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch I need to come up wit some fun water tortures to be acted out in a standard 'appartment'.... any idea? Look - has the water consented to this, before advice is given? Get some consent and then you can have the ideas. I fear for my sanity. How can I tell if I'm still sane? E

WayWardSoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/9/2006 5:04:23 PM)
quote: I fear for my sanity. How can I tell if I'm still sane? Look at the walls, if there not round and padded your OK. I leave out for Georiga in my truck in the morning and I'm tired of all the bad car drivers cutting me off. It makes me want to run them off the road. How do I get them to stop so I do have to feel this way?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/9/2006 5:12:42 PM)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The solution to traffic problems is a tank. Just let them try and cut you off. I have something important to tell my parents (no, I'm not pregnant...), but I don't know how to break it to them. What should I do?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/9/2006 5:17:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 I have something important to tell my parents (no, I'm not pregnant...), but I don't know how to break it to them. What should I do? phrase it in terms that imply that your anonymous friend is the central point of the issue, not yourself... parents always buy that i don't know how to tell my Lady that i'm pregnant.... please help

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/9/2006 5:26:53 PM)
Say you have an interest in watersports. Use a pregnancy test in front of her during a scene. I don't seek advice enough when I have problems. What should I do?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/9/2006 9:44:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 I don't seek advice enough when I have problems. What should I do? Just keep it all bottled up inside you. You're going to die eventually anyway. I did not have sex with that* woman. What should I do?*

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 3:55:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Yang4yin I did not have sex with that* woman. What should I do?* Youre in the clear - she says she never felt a thing, so it doesnt count. Mind you, she is a bit of a sucker, so you might find it comes up again and again, especially as she seems to find it hard to keep her mouth shut.. I'm fascinated to find out, how darchChylde got pregnant. How can I raise funds for a study project? E

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 5:53:57 AM)
by selling the video of him doing the pregnancy test. I have a beautiful girl who, being chinese, actually resembles a 13 year old western girl. Buying "intimate gifts of clothing" for her are getting me a stare usually reserved for Michael jackson and Gary Glitter. any tips? J oh, btw... quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 I have something important to tell my parents (no, I'm not pregnant...), but I don't know how to break it to them. What should I do? http://www.collarchat.com/m_620593/tm.htm

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 9:52:54 AM)
Take off the single white glove and quit wearing surgical masks. That should do the trick. I'm out of bread. What should I do?

TreSwank -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 10:05:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 Take off the single white glove and quit wearing surgical masks. That should do the trick. I'm out of bread. What should I do? Put the peanut butter and jelly in between two pieces of ground beef instead. How do I break it to girls that I really, really, really, don't like to use rubbers?

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 10:06:06 AM)
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LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 10:08:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank How do I break it to girls that I really, really, really, don't like to use rubbers? Change the Army top for one that says Jerk. I cant tell whether Tre is just 22 and messing around like 22 year old boys do, or whether he is being absolutely serious. How should I find out? E

darchChylde -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 10:13:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen I cant tell whether Tre is just 22 and messing around like 22 year old boys do, or whether he is being absolutely serious. How should I find out? E kidnap him and beat him and make him give up all his secrets everyone thinks i'm pregnant (it's really just a fat tummy), what should i do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 10:30:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde everyone thinks i'm pregnant (it's really just a fat tummy), what should i do? Dont fight it. Just start dressing in women's clothes, get fatter and switch to maternity wear. I'm bored and lonely. How can I increase my circle of friends? E

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 1:15:37 PM)
Cut them into little pieces. They stretch out better that way, and the circle will be bigger. The lobby I'm in is too noisy. What should I do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 1:26:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 The lobby I'm in is too noisy. What should I do? Let off a handgun over your head and tell everyone to shut the fxxk up. This will not only solve the problem of noise in the lobby, for also for the rest of your life. The Supermax cells, I'm led to believe, are very quiet. I cant get hold of a handgun with the repressive laws we have in the UK. Whats the next best thing? E

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 1:49:48 PM)
Well, that depends on what you were going to use a handgun for. Assault rifles are nice. Pipe bombs are easy. Or you could always throw your shoe. People say that I sound sarcastic even when I'm not trying to be. What should I do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 3:36:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 People say that I sound sarcastic even when I'm not trying to be. What should I do? Devise a sarcasm meter which you can take with you wherever you go to keep yourself in check. It can be calibrated with the phrase "a sarcasm meter - well thats a real useful invention", a la The Simpsons episode whatever. I'm addicted to The Simpsons. What can I do to wean myself off it? E

KinkDomCum -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 11:01:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Devise a sarcasm meter which you can take with you wherever you go to keep yourself in check. It can be calibrated with the phrase "a sarcasm meter - well thats a real useful invention", a la The Simpsons episode whatever. I'm addicted to The Simpsons. What can I do to wean myself off it? E Have someone strap you to a chair, tape your eyes open and play simpsons episodes with subliminal pictures of a naked margaret thatcher thrown in every few seconds, while playing a recording of the simpsons theme song played by a crosseyed boy on an out of tune banjo. The break lights and turn signals on my truck dont work, I am getting power to the fuse block, and the bulbs are ok, what do I do to find the problem?

pleasetame -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/10/2006 11:55:28 PM)
Open the fuse box and pull out the fuses and put your tongue on each one to test it. ACK I dont have anything to wear to work tomorrow, what should I do?

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