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cloudboy wrote: Pundits pick Chris Henry of the Bengals to have a breakout season for CIN. Yes, but they meant from prison. New England cruises in the East, despite fucking over Richard Seymour. Pittsburgh maintains in the North, again struggling against a fierce Baltimore team. Tennessee overtakes Indy in the South. San Diego wins an abyssmal West. The Giants hang on, and I mean barely, over a vastly improved Philly, and my Cowboys. Minnesota wins the Norse division, even after Brett Favre's colostomy bag gets flattened at Lambeau. Carolina wins the South, as New Orleans D once again lets the offense down. Seattle takes the West, despite a resurgent 49er squad. Eli Manning, overpaid. Richard Seymour (as mentioned), fucked by getting shipped to Oakland. Eric Mangini, fed to the wolves in the Dog Pound. A Rams defense begins to move beyond the league laughingstock, as young stars take to new coach Steve Spagnola's system. Jack Del Rio gets canned in Jacksonville. Tampa Bay flirts with being the first team since, uh, Detroit last year, to lose every game. Detroit does not lose every game, just most of them. Demarcus Ware wins NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Rex Ryan turns the Jets into one of the league's elite. Knowshon Moreno and Pat White duel for Rookie of the Year, White edges him out. Pats meet the Giants again in the Super Bowl, and don't blow it this time.
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Fake the heat and scratch the itch Skinned up knees and salty lips Let go it's harder holding on One more trip and I'll be gone ~~ Stone Temple Pilots
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