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how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 12:25:48 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 12:31:52 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 12:33:06 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 12:33:50 PM   
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Moses got the burning bush.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 12:34:35 PM   
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And the point is...?

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 12:36:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Exactly! That was a question on a brain teaser program, and most were like uh 2? or something like that, when the correct answer was Noah, not moses. they explained that most people just hear ark and animals, and their mind blanks on the actual name that was used.
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 12:50:12 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 3:12:01 PM   
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yeah, my mind is blank on religion altogether, and I guess I am the norm.



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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 4:26:29 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 4:42:05 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 4:43:20 PM   
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A train crashes right on the border between the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?


Somewhere in North America.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 4:49:40 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 4:59:33 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 6:47:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have heard a few jokes like that before. I believe the whole Noah's ark story is like a fairy tale so draw your own conclusions......I do remember a funny cartoon I copied from someone..perhaps from a profile here on collarme....Thanks to whoever I copied it from.




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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 7:14:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, I'm going to be a partypooper. The story of Noah was most likely a localized flood in the fertile valley of Mesopotamia and Noah was most likely a farmer or some such who knew the signs of storms, floods, droughts, etc....

But because the rest of the world was unknown to them, to them it was a cataclysmic worldwide flood. To them, their area WAS the world.






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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 7:50:32 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 8:35:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		So, the question about the arc was just a tangent about some kind of sine?

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/18/2013 9:05:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		nope, it was a trick question of sorts and i was waiting to see how many people caught the trick.
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So, the question about the arc was just a tangent about some kind of sine?



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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 6:59:31 AM   
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Paul was innocent!

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 9:07:33 AM   
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I have heard a few jokes like that before. I believe the whole Noah's ark story is like a fairy tale so draw your own conclusions......I do remember a funny cartoon I copied from someone..perhaps from a profile here on collarme....Thanks to whoever I copied it from.






OMG, I looked all over for that cartoon for another thread a long time ago. I never could find it. Thanks for posting this, I loved that one.

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