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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 10:08:49 AM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 11:49:56 AM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 11:56:32 AM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 1:40:13 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 4:56:42 PM   
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I have heard a few jokes like that before. I believe the whole Noah's ark story is like a fairy tale so draw your own conclusions......I do remember a funny cartoon I copied from someone..perhaps from a profile here on collarme....Thanks to whoever I copied it from.






LMAO

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 5:23:00 PM   
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Moses got the burning bush.


Umm... Biblical herpes?

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 9:36:03 PM   
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So, the question about the arc was just a tangent about some kind of sine?


Har har har.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 9:47:49 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/19/2013 11:56:18 PM   
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A train crashes right on the border between the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?



Ask mosesNoah

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/20/2013 10:25:32 AM   
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CPO: "Sir, where are the stone tablets that the burning bush gave us our procedures on?"

The thread reminded me of a conversation overheard in the Navy... <giggle>

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/20/2013 4:25:21 PM   
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Ok, I'm going to be a partypooper. The story of Noah was most likely a localized flood in the fertile valley of Mesopotamia and Noah was most likely a farmer or some such who knew the signs of storms, floods, droughts, etc....

But because the rest of the world was unknown to them, to them it was a cataclysmic worldwide flood. To them, their area WAS the world.


This is what's known as a deepity, to the extent it would be profound it's false and to the extent it could be true it's trivial.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/20/2013 6:11:40 PM   
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I always like this Noah's Ark parody cartoon:




Oh, I remember that one...great one by Larson..I have the two books that have his complete works and will have to look it up again and others...Thanks for reminding me!


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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/20/2013 6:51:44 PM   
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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/21/2013 5:59:49 AM   
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A train crashes right on the border between the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?



Ask mosesNoah



I would but they are dead, unlike the survivors of the train crash.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/21/2013 2:23:14 PM   
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Ask mosesNoah

I would but they are dead...


Or imaginary.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/21/2013 3:52:17 PM   
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Ask mosesNoah

I would but they are dead...


Or imaginary.


I know, you just couldn't help yourself right.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/21/2013 5:19:32 PM   
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* waits *


37.

But that was after Noah gave him the go ahead.

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RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? - 11/23/2013 12:06:20 PM   
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Hmm, I'm reminded of a storm blowing in and the huge number of birds sitting on top of the St. Louis Arch

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