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Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 3:30:13 PM)

Applauds wildly!




blacksword404 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 5:24:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kana


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


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ORIGINAL: Kana

Hey women fake orgasms-turnabouts fair play, ya know :-p


But never with you I am sure!



Grins
True story here
Once upon a time I was breaking up with this gal and as she headed out the door for the last time, she stopped and yelled, "I faked every orgasm."
To which, being the callous neanderthal of a man I am, I replied laughing hysterically , "I didn't!"

Game, set, match-Kana


I had one ex try to play the "well you have a small dick game" because she was mad. I reminded her of that one time I made her come nine times. She hung up on me after that.




blacksword404 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 5:27:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Make sure you steal photo of women with the same hair color
Use more than one photo
5'10 women with D cups dont weight 105lbs
Writing the sock puppets name on the photo doesnt help.
Listing you are into french maids is a pretty good sign you are a male submissive

I just had to vent...

All kidding aside, curious what people do to stand out from the fake profiles. I look at profiles but rarely respond because so few are real. I am looking at 35 and over and the number that seem to be scams is unreal.


Some of the fake profiles are funny to read. They usually never have more that 2 pictures and their grammar and choice of words usually give them away.




TNDommeK -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 9:49:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: Kana

Hey women fake orgasms-turnabouts fair play, ya know :-p


Never fake an orgasm. To do so would be akin to buying a fake designer handbag, might be ok for a moment, but not long term.


This had to be repeated.




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