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Moonhead -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 11:06:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Make sure you steal photo of women with the same hair color
Use more than one photo
5'10 women with D cups dont weight 105lbs
Writing the sock puppets name on the photo doesnt help.
Listing you are into french maids is a pretty good sign you are a male submissive

Hang on, are you saying that I'm a fake because I'm not a terrapin with killer moves on the dancefloor?



Darkfeather -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 12:28:17 PM)

See, now I want a hucow for christmas... Is there a store or something, gotta start shopping early



theRose4U -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 2:01:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather

See, now I want a hucow for christmas... Is there a store or something, gotta start shopping early

Pretty sure its like regular ones. Find one with a good top line & pleasing look in her eye, knock her up & wait! Christmas might be a little early for milk from species you are searching. 45 days just long enough to get mooning sickness from a hu-cow.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 4:01:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

i am sonja byname, have was born and raised in united state, in oklahoma it seem.  I will relocate to you if you are real.you can speak to me more better at mustapha.slavegirl at yahoo dot com.  


HEY!!!!! I've been working the Oklahoma gig for 17 months! Stay the fuck away from my game bitch!



TallullahHk -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 4:03:16 PM)

I'm screwed on the hair color thing.



TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 4:52:59 PM)

Hey, I got one from a guy who claims to be 86lbs & 6' tall with a wife who is 5'7 and 165lbs.... Plus, I loved that his "full profile" was a "personal message" to me(see below).

"hello how are u doing..well am Kennie Scott by name and when i was searching i saw Ur profile and its sound very interesting like the woman am looking for..if u don't mind can we be friends or know more about you and if u are interested here is my yahoo if u care to chat with me [email protected] to hear from you soon stay blessed..





lovethyself -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 5:35:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TieMeInKnottss


"hello how are u doing..well am Kennie Scott by name and when i was searching i saw Ur profile and its sound very interesting like the woman am looking for..if u don't mind can we be friends or know more about you and if u are interested here is my yahoo if u care to chat with me [email protected] to hear from you soon stay blessed..





Is he trying to lessen the sleaze factor by adding the religious factor? Or am I just reading into the 'stay blessed' too much?



playfulotter -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 5:54:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

i am sonja byname, have was born and raised in united state, in oklahoma it seem.  I will relocate to you if you are real.you can speak to me more better at mustapha.slavegirl at yahoo dot com.  


When they send them to me they type "am sonja byname or whatever...a man's name"...they always leave out the "i"...that way I really know.......Oh, and they talk about god a lot and usually say someone died in their family like a wife or child....so predictable...and they call their mother "mum" always too.....



gungadin09 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 1:10:10 AM)

Fuck.




metamorfosis -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 1:15:08 AM)

Take 2:

Fake people don't post on the forums. Usually.

Pam



TNDommeK -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 12:02:47 PM)

This thread is hilarious..Tampa, and hucows. The thread name should be changed to that.

Oh and don't forget the "if you send monies, can arrive to you tomorrow".



absolutchocolat -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 1:02:54 PM)

i get the blackmail messages a lot, for some reason:

"Hello Miss im julie and wanted to ask if i can give you a video of my x bf doing his ass with own cock and real name to post on your videos or just pass around? ps also got name , adderss and number to go with video! Thanks julie x"

with no offer of payment. at least offer me something, fake person!



OsideGirl -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 1:36:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: absolutchocolat

a video of my x bf doing his ass with own cock


That must be quite the cock....



Kana -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 1:50:50 PM)

Here's a good one

"am a nice and caring lady and i believe in myself i work to get whatever i want to get and caring loving open minded i love straight things "


and another

"am wanting a lifetime's desiring this lifestyle to come true for me. have either been scared to try or had other things more important than me to take care of firstly.

but now that is all taken care of and it is time for me to get what my inner self say's over and over, which is- i need to have marks on my body to let me know that i have done wrong,to teach me to be better, to know that i must follow directions. to be told what a no good lil girl i have been and then to be used as a nasty slut.ooh yes to make me be a rauncy nasty 3 holer just for you."

Just some of the local favorites. I will be sending them airfare anytime now...



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 2:39:27 PM)

Just a little ironic; men get fake women's profiles, and women get men's profiles they WISH were fake. Sorry Michael; we kind of morphed your thread!



Kana -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 3:02:24 PM)

Hey women fake orgasms-turnabouts fair play, ya know :-p



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 3:19:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kana

Hey women fake orgasms-turnabouts fair play, ya know :-p


But never with you I am sure!



absolutchocolat -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 3:22:11 PM)

LOL. i know right? if anyone here has that particular talent, feel free to pass along any videos of it.



sexyred1 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 3:24:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kana

Hey women fake orgasms-turnabouts fair play, ya know :-p


Never fake an orgasm. To do so would be akin to buying a fake designer handbag, might be ok for a moment, but not long term.



Kana -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/7/2012 3:27:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

Hey women fake orgasms-turnabouts fair play, ya know :-p


But never with you I am sure!



Grins
True story here
Once upon a time I was breaking up with this gal and as she headed out the door for the last time, she stopped and yelled, "I faked every orgasm."
To which, being the callous neanderthal of a man I am, I replied laughing hysterically , "I didn't!"

Game, set, match-Kana



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