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SimplyMichael -> Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 6:54:13 AM)
Make sure you steal photo of women with the same hair color Use more than one photo 5'10 women with D cups dont weight 105lbs Writing the sock puppets name on the photo doesnt help. Listing you are into french maids is a pretty good sign you are a male submissive I just had to vent... All kidding aside, curious what people do to stand out from the fake profiles. I look at profiles but rarely respond because so few are real. I am looking at 35 and over and the number that seem to be scams is unreal.

mnottertail -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 7:00:24 AM)
i am sonja byname, have was born and raised in united state, in oklahoma it seem. I will relocate to you if you are real.you can speak to me more better at mustapha.slavegirl at yahoo dot com.

poise -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 7:07:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Listing you are into french maids is a pretty good sign you are a male submissive Hey now! I occasionally do the french maid look, and I'm a weal woooman. [:(] granted, none of the images in my profile are of me, so maybe you have a point.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 7:17:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael I just had to vent... All kidding aside, curious what people do to stand out from the fake profiles. I look at profiles but rarely respond because so few are real. I am looking at 35 and over and the number that seem to be scams is unreal. I think you should enjoy the fake profiles that pop up for you. If you change your search parameters to find what straight submissive women are looking for, and read the profiles of the dominant-identified straight men that search finds, you will be grateful for the fictional characters you are running into. Some days most of what I see are serial killer wannabes, and those are the good ones!

punisher440 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 7:20:43 AM)
Michael,my new personal favorite is one that has this in the profile text.[this is NOT the whole profile,just part of it] "My Height is 5'7fit, Breast Size. 35D, the length of my Virginal when inserting a Big X-mas candle and i feel pains is 9inches,I have never worked Before because i was with my previous Master before he relocated to Uk.. The Date of my monthly Period is always First week of every month, the first and second Day an Heavy Flows while the rest day always very little flows and Stopped, i started my First period when i Was 10yrs Old, and i used a Tampa, i got Deflowered when i was 20yrs old with my First Boy-friend, it felt so much pains with an heavy Flow of blood,He cheated on me, I caught him fucking my best Friend and i cut him off when i was 23yrs old, i have never had sex with any other man Expect my previous Master that took me as his pet and i served him for 2yrs, he never shared me with another Master though he is a Sadist Master and never allowed me to own a Phone and No freedom and any excited moment,He made me live a private life and i love it , i ended the Contract with him when he re-married and his new wife didn't like the lifestyle and he relocated to the Uk,Master all i want now is a long term relationship and not a cyber sex," I have never heard of a city being used as period protection before.Plus it is always good to know a potental slave's period date before meeting her as well,makes figuring out when to send her the money for travelling to you much easier.[sm=modxiiswatching.gif]

SimplyMichael -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 7:48:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael I just had to vent... All kidding aside, curious what people do to stand out from the fake profiles. I look at profiles but rarely respond because so few are real. I am looking at 35 and over and the number that seem to be scams is unreal. I think you should enjoy the fake profiles that pop up for you. If you change your search parameters to find what straight submissive women are looking for, and read the profiles of the dominant-identified straight men that search finds, you will be grateful for the fictional characters you are running into. Some days most of what I see are serial killer wannabes, and those are the good ones! Ya made my day

theRose4U -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 7:57:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: punisher440 Michael,my new personal favorite is one that has this in the profile text.[this is NOT the whole profile,just part of it] "My Height is 5'7fit, Breast Size. 35D, the length of my Virginal when inserting a Big X-mas candle and i feel pains is 9inches,I have never worked Before because i was with my previous Master before he relocated to Uk.. The Date of my monthly Period is always First week of every month, the first and second Day an Heavy Flows while the rest day always very little flows and Stopped, i started my First period when i Was 10yrs Old, and i used a Tampa, i got Deflowered when i was 20yrs old with my First Boy-friend, it felt so much pains with an heavy Flow of blood,He cheated on me, I caught him fucking my best Friend and i cut him off when i was 23yrs old, i have never had sex with any other man Expect my previous Master that took me as his pet and i served him for 2yrs, he never shared me with another Master though he is a Sadist Master and never allowed me to own a Phone and No freedom and any excited moment,He made me live a private life and i love it , i ended the Contract with him when he re-married and his new wife didn't like the lifestyle and he relocated to the Uk,Master all i want now is a long term relationship and not a cyber sex," I have never heard of a city being used as period protection before.Plus it is always good to know a potental slave's period date before meeting her as well,makes figuring out when to send her the money for travelling to you much easier.[sm=modxiiswatching.gif] Call me crazy but this screams TMI!!! First off no guy (ok maybe the odd one on here) wants to hear about sex life with other men or details like heavy flow days. Though having been to tampa...it being used to stem heavy flow days might explain a few things :)

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 8:06:40 AM)
I think this is funny. Do I need help?

GreedyTop -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 8:11:03 AM)
Having lived in Tampa for almost 10 years, THIS: quote: and i used a Tampa certainly explains a lot...

JanahX -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 8:17:56 AM)
Punisher - that profile is INDEED one of the best written ever - I must model mine on it , I was going to change mine to "I am Borg" but the example you provided is much more superior. Some people just have a natural talent to know what Masters want.

punisher440 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 8:22:48 AM)
Well Janahx,when you got swamped by all the messages pouring into your cmail begging you to accept their collar,don't blame me.[:D]

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 9:09:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Ya made my day Ah, then let me expand for you a little. Here are pertinent excerpts from profiles I see regularly. Dom looking for a slave says: ...work at a ranch. Your duties will include work in the fields and various farm related tasks. You will stay in a barn and be shackled when not working... Another Dom looking for a slave says: Good day. Cunts under my control are beaten, abused, and controlled... [They are] whores, but nothing at their core. I WISH more of the profiles I see were fakes :)

OsideGirl -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 9:16:03 AM)
My suggestion is that if you're going to behave like an elitist misogynist and make comments like this in your profile: quote: You are most likely mentally not on my level for conversation most likely ill be dumbing my self to talk with you which makes loose interest if im not right there rapping you with my eyes. That you should probably check your spelling and grammar before posting it.

JanahX -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 9:39:08 AM)
The best profile I ever saw OTOS said something along the lines of this - Looking for a Hucow-slave that will be chained naked at all times 24/7 to the wall in our dining room that will provide milk for our bed and breakfast guests during eating hours. The hucow-slave will also have her three holes available for use for our guests to use in any way they see fit = as this is what we plan to provide to them as dessert on our menu. If and when the hucow gets pregnant from one of these guests, we will, in advance, have them sign a waiver beforehand to relinquish all parental rights. - for we would like to eventually fill all the stalls in our barn (we have 12 stalls available). I wish I had copied and saved it when I saw it - It was classic. I obviously was off my game that day.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 10:07:55 AM)
See Michael?! Aren't those fakes looking like real gems now? Janah, it did occur to me that a great companion thread to Michael's would be "favorite profiles we have known". I just figured out what a "hucow" is. Collarme has been such an education.

mnottertail -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 10:09:18 AM)
Ka BOSS!!! Ka BOSS!!! On a warm spring morning, calling the hucows in my wellies and lowback Osh Kosh overalls.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 10:18:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Ka BOSS!!! Ka BOSS!!! On a warm spring morning, calling the hucows in my wellies and lowback Osh Kosh overalls. Oh. Was that your profile looking to shackle up a farm hand slave? :)

JanahX -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 10:20:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 See Michael?! Aren't those fakes looking like real gems now? Janah, it did occur to me that a great companion thread to Michael's would be "favorite profiles we have known". I just figured out what a "hucow" is. Collarme has been such an education. Unfortunately - I dont think this was a fake profile. In fact - Im pretty sure they were dead serious. What is truly disturbing is that there is a high probability that the people who wrote that profile are voting today. Thats what really gives me shivers down my spine.

mnottertail -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 10:24:16 AM)
Nope, the word is stanchions. http://www.vandenbergmfg.com/html/stanchions.html When you run a herd of big titted gash as hu as mine...... http://www.gilesdairyservice.com/surgenarrow.jpg Only the best will do. Farmer in the Dell.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Suggestions re: profiles (11/6/2012 10:38:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 See Michael?! Aren't those fakes looking like real gems now? Janah, it did occur to me that a great companion thread to Michael's would be "favorite profiles we have known". I just figured out what a "hucow" is. Collarme has been such an education. Unfortunately - I dont think this was a fake profile. In fact - Im pretty sure they were dead serious. What is truly disturbing is that there is a high probability that the people who wrote that profile are voting today. Thats what really gives me shivers down my spine. Oh, I'm sure the one you posted was a real profile. Michael was decrying the fakes; I wanted him to see that fake can be preferable to the real that we get to see!

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