FrostedFlake
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Joined: 3/4/2009 From: Centralia, Washington Status: offline
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Hmmm... Didn't think I'd see this thread before the first of the year. Doesn't seem sporting somehow, but what the hay. First, the science. A hangover is caused by (drumroll!) dehydration !! I'm pretty sure everyone knows that, but wait, there's more! By keeping the liver busy breaking down alcohol drunkenness reduces the amount of glucose the liver can feed into the blood. Glucose is what the brain runs on, just like everything else and similarly, it don't work so good without it. There are also fermentation byproducts which enhance a hangover. These are most prevalent in darker and cheaper beverages. To sum up, the science says, stay wet, eat something and avoid the dark colored cheap stuff. Now, turning away from the science and referring instead to my Military Experience, I can with confidence assert that while there MIGHT be something to the science, it doesn't cover things by half. Everyones' experience differs. No one will cover it all. Here is what I have to throw onto the fire. 1/ There is nothing meaner than a Gin drunk. Double indemnity. It's the juniper berries. 2/ Mixed drinks are good, mixing drinks is bad. If you wouldn't pour them together in a glass, don't pour them together in your stomach. 3/ If there is something you particularly like, it probably likes you too. Everyone is different, and responds to different drinks differently. Go with what you know. Have your 'usual'. 4/ There are no winners in a drinking contest. 'nuff said. 5/ Be willing to take a Cab. It could be the best money you ever spend. That goes double for the Ladies, who should ask the driver to watch you through your front door. Aaaaand that seems to be the sum of my advice. Oh, Yeah, ...try to puke outside. And stay away from the Rosebush. Don't ask.
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Frosted Flake simul justus et peccator Einen Liebhaber, und halten Sie die Schraube "... evil (and hilarious) !!" Hlen5
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