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Hillwilliam -> Hangover cures (12/30/2011 7:49:27 PM)

New years eve is about here and New Years morning will follow soon after.

How bout it folks, What's the best hangover cure?

(and none of you holier than thou's saying 'don't drink')




stellauk -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 7:53:27 PM)

The juice from sauerkraut or gherkins.

Also, when drinking neat spirits, exhale immediately before taking a shot. This can help to avoid a hangover.




Aynne88 -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 7:55:39 PM)

Truly? eat some protein, tons of water, and a vicodin. I have to work a double New Years day. It will work.





Hillwilliam -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 8:02:20 PM)

Here's mine.

There's an old Jimmy Buffet tune called "Grapefruit, Juicy Fruit" Add an aspirin or 3 and that's the cure.

Alcohol supresses the production of ADH (Antidiuretic Hormone) That's why you piss so much when you drink and you get dehydrated. It also frequently makes you hypoglycemic as it imitates sugars in your blood stream.
Dehydration and hypoglycemia are what makes you so lethargic, not to metion that crud that has accumulated on your tongue and palate.
Grapefruit juice has lots of easily absorbed sugars and water. The acid in it cuts that STUFF that has accumulated in your mouth out and washes it away as well.If you don't like grapefruit, Cranberry will work as well as long as theres lots of acid.

As alcohol wears off, it sometimes causes an inflamatory reaction. This is where the aspirin (or other NSAID) comes in.

Why chewing gum afterwardes tho?

One of the yukkiest parts of a hangover is that taste that keeps coming back no matter how many times you brush your teeth. Chewing gum will take care of that.




kitkat105 -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 8:03:24 PM)

Hangover prevention is possibly the best idea ;)

However, drinking 1 glass of ice water or soda between each 1-2 alcoholic beverages will help. Also B complex vitamins taken with a meal of carbs will help.




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 8:05:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aynne88

Truly? eat some protein, tons of water, and a vicodin. I have to work a double New Years day. It will work.


Take 4 Vicodins and an Ambien 1 hour before leaving the house (or prior to your first drink). Lay down to let it work better. Problem solved. [8D]




defiantbadgirl -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 8:22:24 PM)

Bread soaks up alcohol in the stomach.




littlewonder -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 8:41:02 PM)

drink lots and lots of water and take some vitamin b12 or buy one of those hangover packets that are usually hanging by convenience store counters. They're a mix of vitamins to help fight a hangover.

Oh and before you go out drinking, drink lots of water beforehand to keep from dehydration and don't mix your drinks. Stick with the same kind of drink. It will lessen the hangover.





TheHeretic -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 9:10:56 PM)

Don't drink more than you need to reach the desired state of drunkeness. Get your right buzz, then slow down to maintain. Have a glass of water between drinks.

Ice water, ice water, and more ice water. DO NOT pass out. If you believe passing out is inevitable, puke your damn guts out, first. Stop drinking at least an hour (two is better) before going to bed, and then have another big glass of ice water before you do.

Ok. You were a dumbass, and didn't drink your water, so now you actually have a hangover. 2 Advil Migraines, and the juice of a lime in a big glass of, you guessed it, ice water, and back to bed for an hour.

You can also spend 30 minutes running a jackhammer, or laying hot asphalt, and burn the whole thing out of your system in a half hour of absolute misery.




stellauk -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 9:24:48 PM)

Coming back...

Don't forget to drink non-alcoholic drinks between alcoholic ones.

You have less chance of a hangover if you stick to more pure forms of alcohol - vodka, gin, white wine, and avoid drinks like whisky, sherry, porter, heavy beers, and so on.

Be sure to eat proteins and fat before drinking. Milk is good. Tomatoes are good.

In the morning after try to get some glucose inside you, eat stuff like bananas, something sweet, freshly squeezed fruit juice.

But one of the best hangover cures is sleep.




FrostedFlake -> RE: Hangover cures (12/30/2011 11:40:41 PM)

Hmmm... Didn't think I'd see this thread before the first of the year. Doesn't seem sporting somehow, but what the hay.

First, the science. A hangover is caused by (drumroll!) dehydration !! I'm pretty sure everyone knows that, but wait, there's more! By keeping the liver busy breaking down alcohol drunkenness reduces the amount of glucose the liver can feed into the blood. Glucose is what the brain runs on, just like everything else and similarly, it don't work so good without it. There are also fermentation byproducts which enhance a hangover. These are most prevalent in darker and cheaper beverages.

To sum up, the science says, stay wet, eat something and avoid the dark colored cheap stuff.

Now, turning away from the science and referring instead to my Military Experience, I can with confidence assert that while there MIGHT be something to the science, it doesn't cover things by half. Everyones' experience differs. No one will cover it all. Here is what I have to throw onto the fire.

1/ There is nothing meaner than a Gin drunk. Double indemnity. It's the juniper berries.

2/ Mixed drinks are good, mixing drinks is bad. If you wouldn't pour them together in a glass, don't pour them together in your stomach.

3/ If there is something you particularly like, it probably likes you too. Everyone is different, and responds to different drinks differently. Go with what you know. Have your 'usual'.

4/ There are no winners in a drinking contest. 'nuff said.

5/ Be willing to take a Cab. It could be the best money you ever spend. That goes double for the Ladies, who should ask the driver to watch you through your front door.

Aaaaand that seems to be the sum of my advice.

Oh, Yeah, ...try to puke outside. And stay away from the Rosebush. Don't ask.






Ninebelowzero -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 3:13:09 AM)

Fuck the science Frostie!

Get another beer! Just had one for breakfast I'm drier than a grannies fanny!

Happy New Year

Grappa just fucking hurts. if there's a lottery winner on here please buy me a dialysis machine.




Termyn8or -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 4:01:37 AM)

You beat me to it. Beer !

Actually part of the problem people don't realize is that a hangover is partly due to the fact that you are still drunk, it's just no fun anymore. Not long ago they tested some people the morning after partying and found that even with a good night's sleep they had enough alcohol still in their system to fail a breathalyzer.

Sure there is other chemistry involved, not to mention the blood sugar issue, but the alcohol is still there if your body didn't get rid of it fast enough.

Of course I think they're full of shit with this CONSTANT ounce per hour shit, although it may be a pretty close average. It MUST vary from person to person. However let's say you are lucky and your body gets rid of alcohol twice as fast. Ten shots, for normal people that's ten hours. If you get it down to five hours, well did you sleep five hours ? Say on New year's Eve, how many people crash right after midnight ? So you're up until three in the morning and breakfast is at eight. How many hours is that ????

Hey, I might be a drunk but I think soberly about it, except for those times when................

T^T




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 4:04:45 AM)

Who's driving? I can't fucking see the car?




Termyn8or -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 4:21:48 AM)

PAY ATTENTION, there's a cop behind you !

I didn't know where you are so I had to pervya. I was going to comment on the TIME you were drinking breakfast. If in the US.........

But I guess the time of posting was about 11:13:09 AM so that is not so unusual.

Yup, 6 AM is pretty early for beer, but then it is Saturday. That is what I do on Saturdays. See it all came down to a day in the distant past when the subject came up about working Saturdays. They wanted us to work. I said no, but the other guy agreed for time and a half. They didn't want to pay time and a half ! So I said "You don't have enough money to get me to work Saturday". Too bad for them I didn't need the money.

Since then I do not work Saturdays, I also make no plans ahead of time for Saturdays. I do whatever the hell I want on Saturdays no matter what. I already don't make promises, but I won't even agree to be anywhere, do anything, nothing, on Saturday.

You know it was the sabbath until some Pope came along and fucked it all up.

T^T




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 4:25:54 AM)

Hahahaha nice one, I used to drink a shit load of Irish whiskey, best cure was to leave a good sized slug out over night & have it with the 1st coffee the next day, a good portion of the alcohol has evaporated but there isa still enough for a cure all.

Other than that my 6 am is anothers 6pm so get a beer is a good call.




kalikshama -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 9:23:38 AM)

M likes the Glaceau Vitamin Water with vitamin C - I take C separately so prefer the dragonfruit.

A friend swears by this concoction:

1 MG powdered vitamin C
1/2 baking soda
8 oz water

plus a B complex capsule







ResidentSadist -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 9:25:38 AM)

2 shots of tequila
1 shot of hot sauce
2 aspirin
1 bottle of Gatoraide




Termyn8or -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 12:37:25 PM)

Res, you don't mean Dave's Insanity I hope. One ounce of that shit will cure ten motherfuckers of EVERYTHING.

Now regular Louisiana type with the regular cayenne I can see.

T^T




DumbassSub -> RE: Hangover cures (12/31/2011 3:19:26 PM)

A hangover pill called 'blowfish' has been given approval by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to be sold over the counter. It claims to cure the worst of hangovers in five to fifteen minutes. Dissolve two of the effervescent tablets containing 1,000mg of aspirin(3 tablets), 120mg of caffeine(1 cup of coffee) and a stomach soothing agent, into a glass of water and drink. Purpose of the effervescent tablets is to allow ingredients to enter your system quicker than taking these ingredients separately.

If i know i am going to be drinking heavy duty i make sure to eat in advance and then to drink much water. I also try to remember to drink water after every two or three drinks. A alternative is I switch to drinking beer and clamato and being heavy on the clamato juice. Also something obvious... do not mix types of drinks.

If i over-indulged then clamato juice or hair of the dog next morning. I try to eat and most times can. Typically a burger or pasta. I am fortunate i can eat anytime... before drinking, during drinking, immediately after drinking and most times can eat small quantity of something the morning after. Therefore if opportunity allows i try to score a pizza or burger before going to bed.

There have been a few times in foolish, cocky, invincible younger years where consumption was such that nothing helped. Recall for 18th birthday i purposely slept in a snowbank. I not could handle the warmth of indoors and the spinning room. There was no way i was going to let a girl drink me under the table. What can i say... she kicked my ass! I believe it was the sickest i have ever been. Lesson partially learned :-)






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