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Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 9:48:48 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		We've all heard the stories. Well this one is a dilly. My friend was absent from work last week for 3 days, no reason given, on the 3rd night he was knocking on my door.
He'd been chucked out by his wife, at first he was reluctant to tell me why but several beers opened him up. He had been in the dogging park in Derby & seeing a car with the interior light on & window open he had stuck his dick through the open window.

He felt a hand grasp his semi erect member only to feel the most excruciating agony tragically for him he had picked a car full of stoners & one had stubbed their reefer out on his bell end. In panic he legged it back to his car & went home, he managed to keep it hid from his wife until it became infected & she noticed the discharge in his soiled pants.

Looks very nasty too.
He is currently sleeping on my couch.
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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 9:52:21 AM   
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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 9:53:58 AM   
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OMG, rofl! Cock taken out by roach!


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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:06:28 AM   
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PMSL you owe me a new keyboard, coffee went everywhere, mostly down my nose.
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OMG, rofl! Cock taken out by roach!




I'm sorry... but you know the risks of being here. hehe Thanks for a great laugh! I feel better. lol


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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:11:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just stuck his dick into a random window? Kidding me?

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:14:09 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		Nope not kidding Stoni. Apparently an open car window with the interior light on is a code for getting a BJ.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:21:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm sorry for your friend (and you, for having to host.. but really?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!)

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:23:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well trust me I didn't show any sympathy to him at all. I did to his soon to be ex wife though.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:23:46 AM   
GreedyTop


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but OMFG.. the visual!!


LMAO!!!

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:24:20 AM   
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Nope not kidding Stoni. Apparently an open car window with the interior light on is a code for getting a BJ.


Um, I have never heard of this one before.  I always thought it meant whoever was inside the car actually needed to see something.  I'll be sure to keep my windows closed the next time I turn my light on!!


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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:26:19 AM   
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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:30:31 AM   
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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:32:32 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:34:41 AM   
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it may be a regional thing, NV...


True, or a "hang out in the park at night smoking pot" kinda thing lol.


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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:40:40 AM   
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it may be a regional thing, NV...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_%28sexual_slang%29

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:45:03 AM   
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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:46:18 AM   
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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 10:49:39 AM   
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Good thing they didn't roll the window up. Just sayin.


And then drive off.....

That would have been my first instinct.


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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 11:51:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Good thing they didn't roll the window up. Just sayin.


And then drive off.....

That would have been my first instinct.



I don't believe you. That instinct totally defies every porno film I have ever seen.

And you can't lie or misrepresent reality in pornography films.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 12:26:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		"Hmm this seems like an interesting little window. I can't really see inside but I think I'll stick my prick in just in case someone opts to put it in their mouth. I mean, what's the WORST that could happen?"

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