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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 12:52:11 PM

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"Hmm this seems like an interesting little window. I can't really see inside but I think I'll stick my prick in just in case someone opts to put it in their mouth. I mean, what's the WORST that could happen?"

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 12:53:53 PM

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Nope not kidding Stoni. Apparently an open car window with the interior light on is a code for getting a BJ.

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Oh this will get out if his wife goes for divorce she is a real hell hath no fury kind a gal.

This guy is part of the reason why I was so leery of getting married. He got what he deserved, and yaaay about the infection. (Too bad the folks in the car weren't off duty cops.)

Why am I so vindictive? This was not likely his first time attempting something like this. The man was risking his wife's life every time he did this. Surely he did not stuff his condom encased dick into that car? My stepfather used to do stupid shiite like that and brought home an STD to my mom. Thank God it was treatable.

Several female friends of mine have had trusted lovers and husbands bring home genital warts...and my friends have to have these burnt or frozen off whenever they crop up for the rest of their lives to avoid having them turn into cancer. A few years back, I had to help some married woman I met through my oncologist's office...she had half a dozen kids and her hubby had brought home some germ that gave her cervical cancer. Several years before that, I lost a friend to AIDS...and...my nephew has been HIV positive for almost a dozen years and has AIDS. (My nephew enjoyed all kinds of fun, no strings sex games without using condoms, just like your friend does.)

Your friend needs to grow up and stop endangering his loved ones.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 4:25:37 PM

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No sympathy for the friend, and I fully agree with Cynthia that you need a better class of friends.

So, just because the folks were parked in a car in that area, he thought it was a good idea to stick his dick in? Reminds Me too much of the reasons that attorneys used to blame the victim rather than the rapist. I hope they publish this story far and wide.

Oh, and I do hope the wife manages to find a decent attorney who will settle the matter as quickly and painlessly for her as possible.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 4:43:43 PM

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How much you want to bet that the guy is one of those seeking out blow jobs because that's not 'really having sex' and therefore he wouldn't be technically cheating on the wife? Regardless, what happened to him is surely poetic justice.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 4:54:27 PM

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it may be a regional thing, NV...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_%28sexual_slang%29

ohhhhhhhh, I thought he went to a dog park and exposed himself to some stoners....not that this is any better.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 5:10:30 PM

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people do funny things.. I remember when i was a kid, my boyfriend and i were walking in a parking lot and there was a car there with this cute little doggie. The window was cracked and i told my boyfriend to stick his fingers in and pet the doggie.. well, the doggie bit him... see, there was a reason i didnt put my own fingers in..

ok,.. so i can be mean sometimes...

This guy should be glad there wasnt a hungry doggie in that car.. he might have ended up with a good chunk missing.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 5:14:51 PM

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This guy should be glad there wasnt a hungry doggie in that car.. he might have ended up with a good chunk missing.

aaaaand here's where all the guys groan and grab their privates.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/23/2011 11:18:03 PM

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I don't believe you. That instinct totally defies every porno film I have ever seen.

And you can't lie or misrepresent reality in pornography films.

I lol'd. Nice.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 5:44:40 AM

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Oh this will get out if his wife goes for divorce she is a real hell hath no fury kind a gal.

You don't think she has reason to? I'm sure this wasn't his first time cheating on her. For all you know she's been infected with a nasty std.

Decent people don't break their word. They tell their partners that the situation isn't working for them instead of sneaking around. He wanted it both ways which anyone knows isn't a situation that can continue indefinitely.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 9:16:33 AM

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I'm sorry you pick morons for friends. But as they say ... birds of a feather ....

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 9:28:36 AM

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Absolutely right dear.

That's why I'm friends with his wife & that's why I told him that he is a sorry assed Charlie Uniform November Tango. Sometimes loyalty over rides being a judgemental arse. Perhaps you might like to try it.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 9:30:07 AM

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Perhaps you might like to try it.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 9:37:09 AM

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That got a genuine laugh cheers.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 1:03:12 PM

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"Hmm this seems like an interesting little window. I can't really see inside but I think I'll stick my prick in just in case someone opts to put it in their mouth. I mean, what's the WORST that could happen?"

I dont quite get this....Why couldnt he see inside? Its night. The interior light is on...he should have been able to SEE that it was a car full of stoners....

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 1:57:28 PM

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This guy should be glad there wasnt a hungry doggie in that car.. he might have ended up with a good chunk missing.

This is actually what I thought was going to happen... because I thought a "dogging park" was some version of "dog park."

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 2:07:08 PM

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Quite, he has told you a story but he is clearly an adept liar.....

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"Hmm this seems like an interesting little window. I can't really see inside but I think I'll stick my prick in just in case someone opts to put it in their mouth. I mean, what's the WORST that could happen?"

I dont quite get this....Why couldnt he see inside? Its night. The interior light is on...he should have been able to SEE that it was a car full of stoners....

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 2:11:33 PM

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wow, you're a barrel of laughs..
how come you know so many people with std's?
how come you know so many women whose husbands/lovers cheat on them?

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Nope not kidding Stoni. Apparently an open car window with the interior light on is a code for getting a BJ.

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Oh this will get out if his wife goes for divorce she is a real hell hath no fury kind a gal.

This guy is part of the reason why I was so leery of getting married. He got what he deserved, and yaaay about the infection. (Too bad the folks in the car weren't off duty cops.)

Why am I so vindictive? This was not likely his first time attempting something like this. The man was risking his wife's life every time he did this. Surely he did not stuff his condom encased dick into that car? My stepfather used to do stupid shiite like that and brought home an STD to my mom. Thank God it was treatable.

Several female friends of mine have had trusted lovers and husbands bring home genital warts...and my friends have to have these burnt or frozen off whenever they crop up for the rest of their lives to avoid having them turn into cancer. A few years back, I had to help some married woman I met through my oncologist's office...she had half a dozen kids and her hubby had brought home some germ that gave her cervical cancer. Several years before that, I lost a friend to AIDS...and...my nephew has been HIV positive for almost a dozen years and has AIDS. (My nephew enjoyed all kinds of fun, no strings sex games without using condoms, just like your friend does.)

Your friend needs to grow up and stop endangering his loved ones.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 8:11:06 PM

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The polite thing to do would have been to stick a donut on it.

A donut with a didactic bite taken out of it.

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 8:39:55 PM

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Everybody NEEDS a friend like that!!!

Makes feeling in control and being superior soooo damned easy. LOL!!

Wait... I take that back,.. I don't want to be happy just being better than stupid.. *sigh*

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RE: Sex Injuries. - 8/24/2011 9:17:40 PM

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