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Ninebelowzero -> Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 9:48:48 AM)

We've all heard the stories. Well this one is a dilly. My friend was absent from work last week for 3 days, no reason given, on the 3rd night he was knocking on my door.
He'd been chucked out by his wife, at first he was reluctant to tell me why but several beers opened him up. He had been in the dogging park in Derby & seeing a car with the interior light on & window open he had stuck his dick through the open window.

He felt a hand grasp his semi erect member only to feel the most excruciating agony tragically for him he had picked a car full of stoners & one had stubbed their reefer out on his bell end. In panic he legged it back to his car & went home, he managed to keep it hid from his wife until it became infected & she noticed the discharge in his soiled pants.

Looks very nasty too.
He is currently sleeping on my couch.




Lockit -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 9:52:21 AM)

OMG, rofl! Cock taken out by roach!




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 9:53:58 AM)

PMSL you owe me a new keyboard, coffee went everywhere, mostly down my nose.
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ORIGINAL: Lockit

OMG, rofl! Cock taken out by roach!





Lockit -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:06:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

PMSL you owe me a new keyboard, coffee went everywhere, mostly down my nose.
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ORIGINAL: Lockit

OMG, rofl! Cock taken out by roach!




I'm sorry... but you know the risks of being here. hehe Thanks for a great laugh! I feel better. lol




stoni23 -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:11:11 AM)

Just stuck his dick into a random window? Kidding me?




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:14:09 AM)

Nope not kidding Stoni. Apparently an open car window with the interior light on is a code for getting a BJ.




GreedyTop -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:21:28 AM)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm sorry for your friend (and you, for having to host.. but really?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!)




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:23:02 AM)

Well trust me I didn't show any sympathy to him at all. I did to his soon to be ex wife though.




GreedyTop -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:23:46 AM)

no doubt..

but OMFG.. the visual!!


LMAO!!!




NuevaVida -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:24:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Nope not kidding Stoni. Apparently an open car window with the interior light on is a code for getting a BJ.


Um, I have never heard of this one before.  I always thought it meant whoever was inside the car actually needed to see something.  I'll be sure to keep my windows closed the next time I turn my light on!!




GreedyTop -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:26:19 AM)

it may be a regional thing, NV...




Lockit -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:30:31 AM)

Well if this story gets out... it might be a regional thing of the past! [:D]




Ninebelowzero -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:32:32 AM)

Oh this will get out if his wife goes for divorce she is a real hell hath no fury kind a gal.




NuevaVida -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:34:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

it may be a regional thing, NV...


True, or a "hang out in the park at night smoking pot" kinda thing lol.




DecadentDesire -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:40:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

it may be a regional thing, NV...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_%28sexual_slang%29




NuevaVida -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:45:03 AM)

Learn something new every day - thanks, DD!




Hillwilliam -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:46:18 AM)

Good thing they didn't roll the window up. Just sayin.




LaTigresse -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 10:49:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Good thing they didn't roll the window up. Just sayin.


And then drive off.....

That would have been my first instinct.




DecadentDesire -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 11:51:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Good thing they didn't roll the window up. Just sayin.


And then drive off.....

That would have been my first instinct.



I don't believe you. That instinct totally defies every porno film I have ever seen.

And you can't lie or misrepresent reality in pornography films.




Epytropos -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/23/2011 12:26:13 PM)

"Hmm this seems like an interesting little window. I can't really see inside but I think I'll stick my prick in just in case someone opts to put it in their mouth. I mean, what's the WORST that could happen?"




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