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CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/24/2011 9:58:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

wow, you're a barrel of laughs..
how come you know so many people with std's?
how come you know so many women whose husbands/lovers cheat on them?


There were enough laughs going on around here, and yes, I laughed my arse off over this.  Sadist here. [;)]

How come I know so many people with STDs? 

1)  Because I had a lot of friends who were married.  Single women made sure their men wore condoms, married ones trusted their husbands and only thought of birth control.  (Vasectomies, birth control pills, women getting their tubes tied, etc.)  Makes sense now that you think about it, right?  How many women make their hubbies wear a condom every blessed time for 20 or 30 years...  A woman has to trust a man with her life just to have kids with him. 

2)  I lived in a very small, very dirt poor town.  No movie theater, no McDonalds.  For many, there was nothing else to do on a Saturday night than listen to music, get some beer, and try to get laid.  One year was very interesting because of all the screaming and drama; one man had three women pregnant all at the same time...and they found out about each other.  Did they beat the cr*p out of him?  Heck no, the screeching from their cat fights were heard from one end of town to the other.  If they had been using condoms, there would have been no babies...therefore, they were not protecting themselves about STDs because they loooovvvvved him so much. [:'(]  As I said before, RN friends of mine were saying that genital warts was rampant, as everyone seemed to be f*cking everyone else.  Reminds me of some of the communes in the 1970's that seemed to keep the clap all year long, or so I've heard from some ex flower children.

How come I know so many women whose husbands cheat on them? 

1)  For several reasons.  I have worked and had married male co-workers who f*cked every girl who could not say no.  During working hours.  I had girls leaving, crying, drama, all the damn time because the men would not keep their pants zipped.  I was often put into the position of being short staffed for a while because one of my girls had snuck off to some back room for a quickie.  I was middle management and did not have the ability to hire or fire anyone. 

2)  It has been hard making friends with married women that I know from my neighborhood or through our kids.  I have always dressed modestly and am not flirtatious, but most of their husbands felt the need to proposition me anyway.  Repeatedly.  I have even had to taper off friendships because of this, as I could not bring myself to inform my friends, the wives.  Words cannot describe the deep disgust I feel when a man wants to cheat on his wife and starts looking around her best friends to find a f*ckbuddy.

3)  Now that I have covered work and friends, I'll finish with family.  I come from a long line of male cheaters...and worse.  If you have been unfortunate to have read some of my posts where I have blasted off with TMI, then you would know.  I will be nice and not go into things that would violate TOS, but here is the rest.  My father cheated.  My stepfather cheated.  (We had to listen to him drunkenly spilling out secrets...like how he loved to go to Ohio and f*ck as many whores as he could and then come home to poke his wife with all their juices still on his dick.)  My mother's first husband cheated.  My sister's husband.  My stepbrother too.  I have been surrounded by this my entire life, even with my extended family.  I grew up expecting to have this happen to me as some price I had to pay for having a man in my life, and this is why I have chosen to remain single for most of my adult life...and have to be dragged kicking and screaming into being in love with someone.  I was very grateful when my best friend and first husband did not cheat (nor drink, nor smoke).  We are still best friends but he remarried...and several times in recent years he has wanted to cheat on her with other women. 

I am very lucky that my current sub suffered through the pain of having a now ex wife cheat on him long ago.  I am beginning to trust that he would never put me through that, which is a very radical concept for me to grasp.  He and I are taking baby steps into a vanilla relationship.  I would also release him from his collar without anger or blame, if he would fall in love with someone else and ask permission to date her.  I would grieve but get on with my life.  As my mother always said, "Men may come and go, but your children are forever." 

Did you hear this joke? 
"What is the difference between herpes and love?"
"Herpes lasts forever."

Men are good as friends, but for more than that I have some major trust issues that require his proving himself to me. 

I really would love to believe that there are some men out there who do not cheat, and have not been foiled in their attempt to cheat on their significant other.  I would also love to believe in dragons, Santa Claus, and unicorns.




fitnfunsub -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/26/2011 9:32:53 PM)

With regards to the question about the guy not being able to see inside, I'm guessing the windows were somewhat steamed up or it was a bit smoky in there. Nevertheless, absolutely no sympathy for the guy.




Epytropos -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/27/2011 1:21:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia


There were enough laughs going on around here, and yes, I laughed my arse off over this.  Sadist here. [;)]

How come I know so many people with STDs? 

1)  Because I had a lot of friends who were married.  Single women made sure their men wore condoms, married ones trusted their husbands and only thought of birth control.  (Vasectomies, birth control pills, women getting their tubes tied, etc.)  Makes sense now that you think about it, right?  How many women make their hubbies wear a condom every blessed time for 20 or 30 years...  A woman has to trust a man with her life just to have kids with him. 

2)  I lived in a very small, very dirt poor town.  No movie theater, no McDonalds.  For many, there was nothing else to do on a Saturday night than listen to music, get some beer, and try to get laid.  One year was very interesting because of all the screaming and drama; one man had three women pregnant all at the same time...and they found out about each other.  Did they beat the cr*p out of him?  Heck no, the screeching from their cat fights were heard from one end of town to the other.  If they had been using condoms, there would have been no babies...therefore, they were not protecting themselves about STDs because they loooovvvvved him so much. [:'(]  As I said before, RN friends of mine were saying that genital warts was rampant, as everyone seemed to be f*cking everyone else.  Reminds me of some of the communes in the 1970's that seemed to keep the clap all year long, or so I've heard from some ex flower children.

How come I know so many women whose husbands cheat on them? 

1)  For several reasons.  I have worked and had married male co-workers who f*cked every girl who could not say no.  During working hours.  I had girls leaving, crying, drama, all the damn time because the men would not keep their pants zipped.  I was often put into the position of being short staffed for a while because one of my girls had snuck off to some back room for a quickie.  I was middle management and did not have the ability to hire or fire anyone. 

2)  It has been hard making friends with married women that I know from my neighborhood or through our kids.  I have always dressed modestly and am not flirtatious, but most of their husbands felt the need to proposition me anyway.  Repeatedly.  I have even had to taper off friendships because of this, as I could not bring myself to inform my friends, the wives.  Words cannot describe the deep disgust I feel when a man wants to cheat on his wife and starts looking around her best friends to find a f*ckbuddy.

3)  Now that I have covered work and friends, I'll finish with family.  I come from a long line of male cheaters...and worse.  If you have been unfortunate to have read some of my posts where I have blasted off with TMI, then you would know.  I will be nice and not go into things that would violate TOS, but here is the rest.  My father cheated.  My stepfather cheated.  (We had to listen to him drunkenly spilling out secrets...like how he loved to go to Ohio and f*ck as many whores as he could and then come home to poke his wife with all their juices still on his dick.)  My mother's first husband cheated.  My sister's husband.  My stepbrother too.  I have been surrounded by this my entire life, even with my extended family.  I grew up expecting to have this happen to me as some price I had to pay for having a man in my life, and this is why I have chosen to remain single for most of my adult life...and have to be dragged kicking and screaming into being in love with someone.  I was very grateful when my best friend and first husband did not cheat (nor drink, nor smoke).  We are still best friends but he remarried...and several times in recent years he has wanted to cheat on her with other women. 

I am very lucky that my current sub suffered through the pain of having a now ex wife cheat on him long ago.  I am beginning to trust that he would never put me through that, which is a very radical concept for me to grasp.  He and I are taking baby steps into a vanilla relationship.  I would also release him from his collar without anger or blame, if he would fall in love with someone else and ask permission to date her.  I would grieve but get on with my life.  As my mother always said, "Men may come and go, but your children are forever." 

Did you hear this joke? 
"What is the difference between herpes and love?"
"Herpes lasts forever."

Men are good as friends, but for more than that I have some major trust issues that require his proving himself to me. 

I really would love to believe that there are some men out there who do not cheat, and have not been foiled in their attempt to cheat on their significant other.  I would also love to believe in dragons, Santa Claus, and unicorns.



At least you've managed to keep it in perspective and not paint a nightmarish hellscape delusion to support what I'm betting were pre-formed conclusions. That would be tremendously sad. God help me if I ever get desperate enough to "prove myself" to someone.




DesFIP -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/27/2011 7:17:23 AM)

Every time you get into a relationship with someone, you have to prove yourself. Agree to meet a new friend for lunch? Expect to be judged on whether you show up on time or not. Same with any date.

At the same time, you should be looking at her to see who she is and what kind of person. Does she mistreat waitresses in coffee shops when they run out of her favorite sweet? She's looking at you to see how you treat those weaker than you, too.




DesFIP -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/27/2011 7:21:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

wow, you're a barrel of laughs..
how come you know so many people with std's?
how come you know so many women whose husbands/lovers cheat on them?



FYI. The population with the highest growing rate of AIDS are middle aged women who are monogamous and unaware of their husbands' proclivities.




Epytropos -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/27/2011 9:55:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

quote:

ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

wow, you're a barrel of laughs..
how come you know so many people with std's?
how come you know so many women whose husbands/lovers cheat on them?



FYI. The population with the highest growing rate of AIDS are middle aged women who are monogamous and unaware of their husbands' proclivities.



Where are you drawing that statistic from?




NuevaVida -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/27/2011 10:16:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aswad

The polite thing to do would have been to stick a donut on it.

A donut with a didactic bite taken out of it.

Health,
al-Aswad.

I scared the cat when I burst out laughing at this!  [:D]

(And I thought "dogging park" was some sort of dog park, too)




HisPet21 -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/27/2011 12:49:25 PM)

And today's Darwin Award Honorable Mention goes to....




hlen5 -> RE: Sex Injuries. (8/28/2011 12:43:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Nope not kidding Stoni. Apparently an open car window with the interior light on is a code for getting a BJ.


Um, I have never heard of this one before.  I always thought it meant whoever was inside the car actually needed to see something.  I'll be sure to keep my windows closed the next time I turn my light on!!



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