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sub4hire -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/4/2010 3:56:13 PM)
Housesub, if you really want to sell these. You've got to state the obvious which isn't obvious to all. Pre-arranging is like an insurance plan. You make the smallest payment the cemetery will allow. Stretch it out over as many years as you can...and IF YOU DIE, early all is paid for. It is a win, win situation.

Missokyst -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/4/2010 4:04:06 PM)
Cool to know. If all goes well there will be no trace of anything I ever owned and I can be broke and get a state paid cremation. I don't understand the socialization of death. No one needs to view my remains. No one needs to be there to see my dead corpse. And why should anyone have to dig a hole for my remains... people make too big a deal out of a natural process. Maybe if my remains are cremated someone can accidentally drop my dust into the ocean. Thats where I want to be. quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania Actually, if you are broke the state pays for cremation, just in case you didn't know... Your family does not have not have to pay for jackshit... they won't pay for a funeral, they will not pay for a coffin, but the state will pay for cremation if no one else survives you to pay for it... So, even under my plan, I die without a penny to my name, my son still does not have to pay for it... But I doubt highly I would not leave enough to send me off on my dirt nap

MeenMrMustard -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/4/2010 4:57:49 PM)
I haven't made any formal plans yet, but here are some ideas I've been contemplating: 1) Be shot up into outer space, and have my double (two-handed) flipping-the-bird, encapsulated, smiling corpse go into perpetual orbit around the earth. 2) Have my head frozen, with hopes that cryonics can bring me back one day so I can dominate and punish more women while in a younger, stronger, leaner body, with an even bigger cock. 3) Have my body cremated, with ashes molded into high-end dildos, clit and nipple rings; and have these sent as gifts to some of the hottest women at that time.

littlewonder -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/4/2010 4:59:17 PM)
yes I've made plans. I've lived through and seen enough death in my lifetime to see and know what happens to those around them. I also work at a job where I deal with this on a daily basis and the majority of people have nothing at all set up to help those they've left behind.

pahunkboy -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/4/2010 6:10:16 PM)
I have to wonder which day of the week I will die on. Like Friday? or a Monday?

splorff -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/5/2010 1:30:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania I also am attracted to excarnation, which is basically being carrion for wild critters.. they do not allow us to that in this country, so... I am stuck with cremation. They so do ! I've seen those injuns, sorry, natives left at the top of wooden structures for just that purpose I imagine.

splorff -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/5/2010 1:37:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst Ideally, I would want to be tossed into a shark feeding frenzy. Thats nice, ecological too. The only weird end I ever fancied was in the news here about 6 months ago. They get the stiff and put in a vat of Liquid nitrogen, seize it up properly, then get it out. Then they direct noise at a particular frequency at it, and hey presto. The stiff explodes into something like the contents of a grow bag. Nice dark peaty stuff, and it doesn't smell either. The widows roses will love it I guess.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/5/2010 1:43:47 PM)
If you really want to dispose of all the remains, and be ecologically responsible, have yourselves fed to pigs. Although, for some, that might be too much like canabalism...[8\|]

poise -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/5/2010 1:49:03 PM)
quickly overlooks splorffs' picture post.[:'(] I have the best laid plans all sorted out in my head. However, I can't die until it becomes legal. I seriously think death and funerals has become far too commercial that one can hardly afford to die without planning well for it. Why I cant be buried in my own back yard under my favorite trellis is beyond me.

Aneirin -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/5/2010 5:47:27 PM)
In answer to the OP, nope I have not made plans and nor do I give a fuck, as it seems I am a pain in the ass in life, I may as well be in death also.Once my spirit has gone on and life has the left, the shell that remains can be whatever to whoever, I don't care, but if I had any say in it, I would rather the shell went back to the earth from whence it came, and with that in whatever form, my minerals can once again mix with their parent, the earth.

Missokyst -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/5/2010 7:42:56 PM)
Well... I would have removed the shoes. quote: ORIGINAL: splorff quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst . I am with Julia up there with feeling distaste on having my body dressed up so I look life-like. Is this really any better ? (modedit - image removed)

BentUnit -> RE: Have you made plans? (8/5/2010 10:57:26 PM)
yes

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