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ORIGINAL: laurell3 so it is my birthday for 11 more minutes, and Jeffff came to see me (best birthday present ever) and I got quite intoxicated at dinner and demanded we go to the liquor store and I get more wine....in the middle of traversing the liquor store/grocery store, I decided my purse was too heavy to carry (yes I am not sober) and Jeffff carried my purse through the store "in a manly and dominant fashion" (according to him). I ask you all, is there a way to carry a purse in a dominant fashion? Yes. Place said bag (do NOT call it a "purse" while the man is touching it) up on your shoulder, like you were carrying a heavy log; this also allows flexing of the bicep and deltoid muscles. This is the wrong way to do it: If Tinkywinky were Amish, he'd be shunned for sure. Happy birthday, laurell *smooch* I once saw an Amish family at the zoo and the child with them was in a teletubbie costume. No Lie!! HAPPY (Belated) BIRTHDAY, Laurell!!!!!!
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