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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 12:08:30 AM   
KyttynTheMynx


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night 4 of no sleep what so ever.  how do i end this vicious cycle?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 12:53:45 AM   
RubberWitch


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I'm finding myself becoming ultimately more geeky, to the extent that I'm looking forward to torchwood more than my impending 3 way hard session. help

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 2:58:22 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

I'm finding myself becoming ultimately more geeky, to the extent that I'm looking forward to torchwood more than my impending 3 way hard session. help


You have nothing to worry about. Looking forward to Torchwood is not at all geeky. After all, I'm looking forward to Captain Jack, er........ sorry Torchwood too, and I'm not a geek.                     Am I?

What is the best way to regain the will to live?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 5:19:59 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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*** I have obsessive compulsive disorder mainly pertaining to keeping my place clean.....how do i get over this??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 6:04:50 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

REALLLLL GOOD SEX in jello

Is this an offer please? ...........please!?

*** I have obsessive compulsive disorder mainly pertaining to keeping my place clean.....how do i get over this??


Move my ex in to your home. The first few months, you will be driven crazy by the mess. After that, you will slowly and inexorably realise that its a hopeless struggle and give up on the OCD.

My ex has managed to stuff a large house with all sorts of junk in a period of five years - so much so that one has to be a gymnast to enter the place, leaping over boxes etc. How can I make them change their ways?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 7:41:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

My ex has managed to stuff a large house with all sorts of junk in a period of five years - so much so that one has to be a gymnast to enter the place, leaping over boxes etc. How can I make them change their ways?

E


Lighter fluid and matches. Burn down the house and it'll take at least an extra 3 months to fill up the new house.


I feel like doing something kinky, but I'm alone at the moment. What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 8:25:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Yang4yin
I feel like doing something kinky, but I'm alone at the moment. What should I do?



Lighter fluid and matches... draw lines and designs on your flesh with lighter fluid, and then light them and watch them burn

i'm a gentle lover by nature, but my Lady is a bit of a pain slut... what can i do to make things more enjoyable to her

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 9:36:58 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde
i'm a gentle lover by nature, but my Lady is a bit of a pain slut... what can i do to make things more enjoyable to her


Get yourself a TENs machine. This is a machine which sends electrical signals to the body which are fairly painful. You will need one anyway, for your pregnancy as theyre widely used in training the nerves to withstand pain in readiness for labour. Hook this up to your Lady, along with a random switch that will deliver varying strength shocks at random intervals. Meanwhile you can be as gentle as you like whilst she jerks and writhes - which is an added bonus for you.

I'm a nutter. How can I cure myself of this?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 10:11:41 AM   
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I keek stepping in these penguin sized traps around my home. any advice? (not from a penguin in disguise, and I'll reconise you)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 10:44:07 AM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

I keek stepping in these penguin sized traps around my home. any advice? (not from a penguin in disguise, and I'll reconise you)


place some well covered tiger pits around the penguin traps, that way you'll never get to the penguin traps

i'm starting to get more and more white hairs, i wouldn't mind if they showed all at the same spot (like witches locks) but the float all over the place, what can i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 10:49:49 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i'm starting to get more and more white hairs, i wouldn't mind if they showed all at the same spot (like witches locks) but the float all over the place, what can i do?


Get some white foxes. They will chase the white hares away. Mind you, floating hares might be lucractive for you - take them on a circus tour.

My foot is stuck in a penguin trap. How does one unlock one of these things?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 10:50:40 AM   
RubberWitch


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My phone battery keeps dying, any suggestions for battery conservation?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 11:00:26 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch
My phone battery keeps dying, any suggestions for battery conservation?


Keep the phone switched off. This will make the battery last much longer.

I'm running out of cheap Latvian cigarettes. How can I get more, without going to Latvia?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 11:21:10 AM   
RubberWitch


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I'm going to hell. help

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 11:44:25 AM   
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My friend keeps sending me stupid weblinks (youtube and whatnot).  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 11:49:09 AM   
Argentopal


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My boy needs a good spanking , but last time I gave him a really good one, my hands were so swollen that I had to hold ice packs for an hour!  What should I do this time?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 11:54:01 AM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Argentopal


My boy needs a good spanking , but last time I gave him a really good one, my hands were so swollen that I had to hold ice packs for an hour!  What should I do this time?




Spank him whilst holding the ice packs, for an hour.

I have frostbite in my fingers and toes. What do I do?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 3:08:44 PM   
Argentopal


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Status: offline 		place your hands and feet close to the flame on your hot water heater, really really close.  Make sure the hot water heater is in the garage where you store gasoline in old paint cans right next to the naptha and paint thinner.  Now sit back and relax as your fingers and toes warm up, have a nice smoke to help you relax.


my snail mail mail box is out on a busy road and it is difficult to get the mail with cars rushing past so fast! What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 3:21:28 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: Argentopal

my snail mail mail box is out on a busy road and it is difficult to get the mail with cars rushing past so fast! What should I do?



I take it these snails are illegal immigrant snails from Mexico, seeing as theyre too lazy to get their own mail? Report them to the authorities and have them deported - no more need to risk your life to fetch their mail.

I warmed up next to the water heater thanks. But my fingers were so frozen I couldnt hold the cigarette, and it dropped in the petrol/naptha/thinners etc. I'm currently on fire - what should I do? (please be quick)

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/11/2006 3:59:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wave your arms frantically in the air, run outside doing this. Grab and hold onto the first person you see, now that they are on fire proceed to the nearest government center, run right threw the metal dectors screaming of course the whole way. At least your not cold anymore!

I've recently discovered the last remains of the M 88's and black cats left over from last fourth of July. What do you think I should do with them?



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