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willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/3/2006 9:34:53 PM)
Take the person requiring CPR to the hospital. I hate cleaning my bunnies' cages. What should I do?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/3/2006 9:36:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 I hate cleaning my bunnies' cages. What should I do? Use the power of Christ to compel it to clean itself. I think I may be going to hell after that comment. What should I do?.

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/3/2006 9:40:27 PM)
Pack summer clothes. I hear it's hot down there. My bunnies destroy my apartment. I don't think I'm getting my deposit back. What should I do?

ownedandcollared -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/3/2006 9:50:15 PM)
get renters insurance, then burn the place down. you'll get your deposit back...somehow (insert evil laugh) my sisters dog annoys the hell out of me. she sneaks into my room when i am asleep and attacks my head. wtf should i do?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/3/2006 9:53:52 PM)
Ambush. I like to indulge weirdos online (not you... really) because it amuses me. This... may be a problem. What should I do?

patina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/3/2006 10:02:51 PM)
build a bonfire under the car and have a weinnie roast.

patina -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/3/2006 10:24:13 PM)
cut your thumb off that should solve the problem. my son won't get a job he is 24 yrs old what do I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/4/2006 12:19:21 PM)
enlist him in the united states marine corps, without his knowledge... I am thinking about starting a new online business... any suggestions for what I should sell?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/4/2006 12:31:12 PM)
human meat. I'm waiting for the guys to come put in my screen door, but I need to go pay rent. What should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/4/2006 12:34:10 PM)
call your landlord, and tell em to swing by if they want the rent... I tried selling human meat.... its impossible to ship, though... any other suggestions for online sales?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/4/2006 11:14:35 PM)
Open up an online slave auction. I ate way too much food today. What should I do tomorrow?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/4/2006 11:54:27 PM)
Give it all back to the people. I wanted a pizza delivered but it was too late. What should I do?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/4/2006 11:57:06 PM)
Wait until tomorrow. I'll give you the pizza I had for lunch. Woe is me. What should I do?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/5/2006 12:16:52 AM)
(OMG You SO couldn't have known... Message me if you wanna know.) Beat up Woe and get your identity back, or you'll end up like one of those identity theft commercials and some old lady will be the voice. I'm scared of e.coli spinach. What should I do?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/5/2006 6:56:02 AM)
wash it with clorox bleach. that'll kill anything. My doctor prwescribed a class 3 narcotic as pain relief... how can I tell if I am becoming addicted?

Yang4yin -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/5/2006 8:05:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook My doctor prwescribed a class 3 narcotic as pain relief... how can I tell if I am becoming addicted? Do you want another? You're addicted! OMG - I SO couldn't have known, willow06! What should I do?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/5/2006 2:47:54 PM)
Become omniscient. I don't like to eat out by myself, but I want Chinese food (no delivery). What should I do?

forcemarch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/5/2006 4:10:18 PM)
Deep throat an egg roll. When the EMT's come...well there ya go. I have a low tolerance for morons. What is the best approach dealing with these people?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/5/2006 4:21:36 PM)
Eat them. Since you are what you eat, you'll become a moron. You won't mind their company as much after that. I have a strange obsession with cannibalism. What should I do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/5/2006 5:16:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 I have a strange obsession with cannibalism. What should I do? Its nice to have a hobby, and I congratulate you on discovering the wonderful world of human cuisine, a delicacy which I have enjoyed for some time. I would be delighted to introduce you to many wonderful recipes, so my advice is to get a plane over here asap. No need to bring too many clothes. Oh, and get a one way ticket and dont tell too many people OK? My freezer is full of human body parts. I'm really not sure how long I can keep them in there without them going off - how can I find out? E

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