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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:46:26 PM   
Lockit


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Hey! lol My second line was often... read my profile before you contact me... I don't chat or cam. If they can't read that far and do it anyway... it is a way for me to say... no response... no thanks... and I don't waste any time on them. lol

It's a tool man! Makes sense to me! lol


First line on my profile (which has gotten quite Toxic of late) says "Owned - Totally and Completely" in big red letters and just today I get this loooong, cmail from some guy who just fell in love with me because of my profile. And to make matters worse, he's a sub. UGH.

Every now and again I just can't help but respond to these people. Just for the entertainment value. The last one cmailed me to order me to take my profile down because I didn't need it anymore. (shakes head)


LOL... I have been tempted and haven't been able to resist a few times... but you know... they then tag team you with all the guys in the computer cafe and bombard you with more emails. You responded... so they think they can sooner or later say the right thing to wear you down and run their loving, for life, instant angel... something or other scam. lol

The one's who tell you to get off the dating/bdsm site if you have someone... they aren't in those computer cafe's... nope... pretty much, the guy who can't get anyone thinking you are at fault and taking up the space that a genuine something or other needs to come here and join. Hey... I hear it is hard to think with a hard on that's been raging for months or years. You almost feel sorry for them... almost.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:46:58 PM   
Rochsub2009


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The absolutely dumbest thing, that makes entirely no sense, in My opinion, is any version of the following example in a profile (or a forum post for that matter).

"I have been a dominate for many, many years in the lifestyle.  All slaves must respect for the dominate that I am."

(Please note the multiple incorrect form of the word.  It's not a typo.)



Absolutely, Lady Pact!!!!!  That one is definitely a pet peeve of mine. 

Sadly, i see that one all the time.  It's like 1/3 of the Doms/Dommes out there don't know the difference between "dominant" and "dominate".

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:52:53 PM   
MsDDom


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"I have been a dominate for many, many years in the lifestyle. All slaves must respect for the dominate that I am."


LOL!


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:57:20 PM   
inquizitivesub


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 2:08:41 PM   
HisSub1213


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

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ORIGINAL: HisSub1213


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Hey! lol My second line was often... read my profile before you contact me... I don't chat or cam. If they can't read that far and do it anyway... it is a way for me to say... no response... no thanks... and I don't waste any time on them. lol

It's a tool man! Makes sense to me! lol


First line on my profile (which has gotten quite Toxic of late) says "Owned - Totally and Completely" in big red letters and just today I get this loooong, cmail from some guy who just fell in love with me because of my profile. And to make matters worse, he's a sub. UGH.

Every now and again I just can't help but respond to these people. Just for the entertainment value. The last one cmailed me to order me to take my profile down because I didn't need it anymore. (shakes head)


LOL... I have been tempted and haven't been able to resist a few times... but you know... they then tag team you with all the guys in the computer cafe and bombard you with more emails. You responded... so they think they can sooner or later say the right thing to wear you down and run their loving, for life, instant angel... something or other scam. lol

The one's who tell you to get off the dating/bdsm site if you have someone... they aren't in those computer cafe's... nope... pretty much, the guy who can't get anyone thinking you are at fault and taking up the space that a genuine something or other needs to come here and join. Hey... I hear it is hard to think with a hard on that's been raging for months or years. You almost feel sorry for them... almost.


I pretty much shut him down when I asked "Are you my Owner? Or are you just another of those sanctimonious assholes that just can't resist butting into everyone elses business? " and then told him if it ever became his business whether or not I was here I'd be the first to tell him.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 3:30:38 PM   
ResidentSadist


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That line in your profile ususally filters out the tourists.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 4:12:56 PM   
DomImus


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While i respect the desire of some to not be disturbed by scammers, fakes, wankers, and time wasters, i thought it was rather comical to think that putting "serious replies only" at the end of your profile is going to act as much of a deterrent to Nigerian scammers.


I think the same thing when I read those caveats at the end of an advertisement for selling an item on Craigslist.


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 4:36:26 PM   
Whiplashsmile4


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Status: offline 		I've seen a number of questionable profiles with "serious replies only". I often wonder if they are just trying to make themselves look more honest or legit. Kind of like somebody that steals a lot and walks around saying how much they hate thieves. lol

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 4:54:15 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		I am no longer allowed to respond to "serious replies only."   Part of the stipulations that I was forced to agree to in order for Moderator Ron to allow me to return.

However, I am allowed to respond to any sub that states all responses must go through her douchebag master, those subs that proclaim they are taken, dommes looking for nothing but tributes, subs that are trolling and trying to find some solid "bi" action for their weak ass masters and lastly all subs that are only searching for some good ol' fashioned lezzes a lickin' action.

I am a busy beaver.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 5:01:50 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
Does anyone else have any similar things that they've seen in profiles that are equally funny or nonsensical?



I like the ones that state "ANYONE TRYING TO USE MY PICTURES WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW."

I picture someone walking into a police department that is working on a few dozen murder and rape cases, and trying to convince them to take on a case involving an overseas scammer who stole non-copyrighted pics.



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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 5:03:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
and lastly all subs that are only searching for some good ol' fashioned lezzes a lickin' action.


Hey! No horning in on my territory! Don't know if I could cope with the competition...
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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 5:18:40 PM   
Rochsub2009


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I like the ones that state "ANYONE TRYING TO USE MY PICTURES WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW."



Yeah, i'd like to see the lawyer who is willing to take on THAT case. 

Lawyer:  So somebody in Nigeria stole your profile picture, and you'd like me to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law?  Yeah, I'll start working on that case right away.  NOT! 



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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 5:44:45 PM   
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I'm coming out of the closet now becaue my secret fantasy is to have a nineteen year old gal use a strap-on on me while her goose nibbles at my cock.


Now theres a mental image

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So somebody in Nigeria stole your profile picture, and you'd like me to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law?  Yeah, I'll start working on that case right away.  NOT! 


To quote chief wiggum....i'll just write that up on my invisible typewriter right away.....we'll have ten detectives on that case...and they'll be working in shifts

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I picture someone walking into a police department that is working on a few dozen murder and rape cases, and trying to convince them to take on a case involving an overseas scammer who stole non-copyrighted pics.


well they could hire columbo to look into it  but the nigerian would probably hire matlock to defend him so....

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 6:24:02 PM   
Whiplashsmile4


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I love the.."I'M TAKEN. Do not contact, here for boards only"!!
Yeah, that'll stop the pervs, most definitely.....


Pretty Amazing Ain't it? I mean, I'm just here for the Boards and I have my profile deactivated on the other side. The rare moments when my profile is active, I have seeking "Friends" as the only thing selected.

If somebody is Taken why do the still have anything outside of "friends" selected on their profile. Does not make sense to have Seeking Dominant selected when they are not looking for a Dominant because they already have one. Dugh...

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 6:33:47 PM   
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If somebody is Taken why do the still have anything outside of "friends" selected on their profile. Does not make sense to have Seeking Dominant selected when they are not looking for a Dominant because they already have one. Dugh...


Heck mine's said Friends Only for ages, and I STILL get the nitwits. Must be something in the water. LOL


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 6:39:08 PM   
Whiplashsmile4


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If somebody is Taken why do the still have anything outside of "friends" selected on their profile. Does not make sense to have Seeking Dominant selected when they are not looking for a Dominant because they already have one. Dugh...


Heck mine's said Friends Only for ages, and I STILL get the nitwits. Must be something in the water. LOL



Not only have they not figured out how to read profiles, they don't seem to understand the basic search functions either. But as long as they can turn on a computer or somebody does it for them... (the evil stupid will remain amoung us)

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 6:41:22 PM   
HisSub1213


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ORIGINAL: HisSub1213


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If somebody is Taken why do the still have anything outside of "friends" selected on their profile. Does not make sense to have Seeking Dominant selected when they are not looking for a Dominant because they already have one. Dugh...


Heck mine's said Friends Only for ages, and I STILL get the nitwits. Must be something in the water. LOL



Not only have they not figured out how to read profiles, they don't seem to understand the basic search functions either. But as long as they can turn on a computer or somebody does it for them... (the evil stupid will remain amoung us)



Amen to that and like my bumper sticker says... You Can't Fix Stupid LOL

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 7:05:12 PM   
Andalusite


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Status: offline 		HisSub, some people have a dominant or a submissive, but are still looking for additional partners in a poly or open situation, or monogamous-with-room-for-play.

Back to the OP, when I was looking, I didn't feel I *could* be serious about someone in a first e-mail, since we didn't know each other yet. Obviously, I wouldn't contact someone who was clearly not what I was looking for, or if I didn't meet their requirements. I just wasn't going to fixate on someone who I hadn't yet even talked with!

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 7:18:38 PM   
HisSub1213


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HisSub, some people have a dominant or a submissive, but are still looking for additional partners in a poly or open situation, or monogamous-with-room-for-play.



Oh I know that. The ones I seem to get have obviously not read anyone's profile. LOL The last one told me I was the only woman for him without even getting an cmail from me. This was based on my profile. I just laughed. ;)

edited for typos

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 7:22:32 PM   
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Amen to that and like my bumper sticker says... You Can't Fix Stupid LOL


No but you can hit stupid with a heavy object....that fixes most things...well that or makes them worse....ah but don't worry i'm a professional...I also stayed in first grade for six years....but you don't need to be smart to be a repairman right...? 

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