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Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:34:50 PM   
Rochsub2009


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Status: offline 		i was viewing a few profiles, and i noticed that at the end of several of them, it said "Serious replies only!".

While i respect the desire of some to not be disturbed by scammers, fakes, wankers, and time wasters, i thought it was rather comical to think that putting "serious replies only" at the end of your profile is going to act as much of a deterrent to Nigerian scammers.  Moreover, most of the people who send the "not serious" replies aren't going to take the time to read the full profile anyway, so that message at the end really doesn't accomplish much.

i can just picture a financial domme getting ready to send out her 100th generic e-mail of the day demanding tribute from random subs when suddenly she is stopped in her tracks because she sees that the targeted sub has "serious replies only" written on his profile.  Yeah, like that's going to work. 

Another one that i thought was funny was one person who had in big bold letters at the end of her profile "Don't contact me if you haven't read my ENTIRE profile!!!!!"  The irony of that was hilarious to me.  How are those who don't read your entire profile supposed to know that they are not to contact you?  After all, they didn't read your entire profile.

i'm obviously bored, so i thought that i'd share those observations.  Does anyone else have any similar things that they've seen in profiles that are equally funny or nonsensical?


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:39:33 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Hey! lol My second line was often... read my profile before you contact me... I don't chat or cam. If they can't read that far and do it anyway... it is a way for me to say... no response... no thanks... and I don't waste any time on them. lol

It's a tool man! Makes sense to me! lol

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:40:23 PM   
VirginPotty


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Status: offline 		I love the.."I'M TAKEN. Do not contact, here for boards only"!!
Yeah, that'll stop the pervs, most definitely.....

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:42:39 PM   
VaguelyCurious


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Status: offline 		Maybe not similar but equally silly-this is definitely something to take up some of your boredom.

There's a nineteen year old girl living in the midlands (UK) who apparently lives with her slave and her goose and who says her dad owns half the town. I think TOS says I can't give you her name, but seriously: look for the profile. It will make your day.

<edited because I temporarily forgot that not everyone is English>


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:47:46 PM   
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Serious replies only.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:48:47 PM   
Marc2b


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quote:

Maybe not similar but equally silly-this is definitely something to take up some of your boredom.

There's a nineteen year old girl living in the midlands who apparently lives with her slave and her goose and who says her dad owns half the town. I think TOS says I can't give you her name, but seriously: look for the profile. It will make your day.


By midlands, do you mean in the UK?

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:49:49 PM   
VaguelyCurious


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

Maybe not similar but equally silly-this is definitely something to take up some of your boredom.

There's a nineteen year old girl living in the midlands who apparently lives with her slave and her goose and who says her dad owns half the town. I think TOS says I can't give you her name, but seriously: look for the profile. It will make your day.


By midlands, do you mean in the UK?


Yes I do-sorry, my bad.


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:50:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Do not beg to suck my cock. NO COCKSUCKERS. NO COCKSUCKERS. NO COCKSUCKERS.

Serious replies only.

Ron


Dang. Just when I was gettin up the nerve to ask...

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:53:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

Maybe not similar but equally silly-this is definitely something to take up some of your boredom.

There's a nineteen year old girl living in the midlands who apparently lives with her slave and her goose and who says her dad owns half the town. I think TOS says I can't give you her name, but seriously: look for the profile. It will make your day.


By midlands, do you mean in the UK?


Lending commerce to the old adage, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:56:24 PM   
Marc2b


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Yes I do-sorry, my bad.


No problem. I've heard the term "midlands" used in reference to the UK before. I just wanted to be sure.


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 12:58:56 PM   
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Lending commerce to the old adage, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.


I might as well admit it. I'm a poser. I'm not really a dom. I'm a sub and was too ashamed to admit it.

I'm coming out of the closet now becaue my secret fantasy is to have a nineteen year old gal use a strap-on on me while her goose nibbles at my cock.

I didn't think my fantasy could come true but now...

I must find this woman!

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:05:51 PM   
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...there is no need to put that when subs message stating, "i'm serious about this"...


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:07:20 PM   
mnottertail


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

Lending commerce to the old adage, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.


I might as well admit it. I'm a poser. I'm not really a dom. I'm a sub and was too ashamed to admit it.

I'm coming out of the closet now becaue my secret fantasy is to have a nineteen year old gal use a strap-on on me while her goose nibbles at my cock.

I didn't think my fantasy could come true but now...

I must find this woman!



Talk about a fat tuesday. Hey! What does Mardi Gras mean, anyway?

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:07:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

a nineteen year old girl living in the midlands (UK) who apparently lives with her slave and her goose



Probably exchanged her last slave for a goose down the market. Still de rigueur round these parts.


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:08:20 PM   
VaguelyCurious


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

Lending commerce to the old adage, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.


I might as well admit it. I'm a poser. I'm not really a dom. I'm a sub and was too ashamed to admit it.

I'm coming out of the closet now becaue my secret fantasy is to have a nineteen year old gal use a strap-on on me while her goose nibbles at my cock.

I didn't think my fantasy could come true but now...

I must find this woman!


I'm afraid you can't have her-I've just checked her profile and it turns out she's gone back to her old Dom.

I've Cmailed you her username anyway, though.

And I'm pretty sure it's against TOS to mention the goose in that context :P


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:28:41 PM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		Hey people, you do know that osf here has a goose for a Domme, right? She is the only one that can control him. Maybe you should introduce him to the Midlands chick, just sayin'.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:35:38 PM   
HisSub1213


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Hey! lol My second line was often... read my profile before you contact me... I don't chat or cam. If they can't read that far and do it anyway... it is a way for me to say... no response... no thanks... and I don't waste any time on them. lol

It's a tool man! Makes sense to me! lol


First line on my profile (which has gotten quite Toxic of late) says "Owned - Totally and Completely" in big red letters and just today I get this loooong, cmail from some guy who just fell in love with me because of my profile. And to make matters worse, he's a sub. UGH.

Every now and again I just can't help but respond to these people. Just for the entertainment value. The last one cmailed me to order me to take my profile down because I didn't need it anymore. (shakes head)

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:42:59 PM   
Rochsub2009


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Hey! lol My second line was often... read my profile before you contact me... I don't chat or cam. If they can't read that far and do it anyway... it is a way for me to say... no response... no thanks... and I don't waste any time on them. lol



Well there is a much greater chance of them seeing it if it is on the second line.  i can understand you putting it there.

I just think it's funny when people put these things all the way at the end of a very long, detailed profile.  Sure, I read all of it, but the scammers certainly don't.

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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:43:11 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		The absolutely dumbest thing, that makes entirely no sense, in My opinion, is any version of the following example in a profile (or a forum post for that matter).

"I have been a dominate for many, many years in the lifestyle.  All slaves must respect for the dominate that I am."

(Please note the multiple incorrect form of the word.  It's not a typo.)

How in the world is anyone supposed to be taken seriously, with their "years of experience" but can't tell the difference between a noun and a verb astounds Me.  Just think, they actually believe folks will be interested in any version of the conjugation of the verb "to do" in relation to BDSM.


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RE: Serious replies only! - 1/20/2010 1:44:03 PM   
DarkLibertine


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Status: offline 		"Had in the past 2 dom’s also. One was fool enough to try out his cage for me in a play and the cage door gone snap behind his ass. Done. The guy had only one bowl to eat from and do make his waste into it. Guess what he had to do to empty it order to get his meal!??? I tell you. He's been eating his own brownies in great disgust but to my enjoyment. All of it! After one week I had him ready and he was my sub" - I laughed on reading this. If any one believes a word of this persons profile they must tell me where Im going wrong.

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