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Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/9/2009 4:31:39 PM)
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I admit that my Dad once told me, "[Red], don't ever date a short man, honey. Lord knows if you brought him home, with all the big people in this family, he would immediately feel out of place. Besides, the last thing you need to deal with is a little man with a Napoleon complex. I'm the short one at 6'2"... your brothers are all 6'4"... a short man will never make it in this bunch. Seriously." I had a boss who was shorter than me ask me out once. I said, "No, thank you." He was an ass and asked why over and over. Finally, I said, "My dad told me never to go out with short men." He got an attitude and started telling me how a few shots of tequila could change my mind. I replied that a few shots at his head with my fist might change his. Funny... he never asked me again. [8|]
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