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Aylee -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 10:46:30 AM)
No way! People have made fun of him? Those awful people! They should take some sensitivity classes! [sm=rofl.gif]

outlier -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 11:16:02 AM)
If he thinks he is not being treated with sensitivity now wait, until they get him in prison. Outlier

popeye1250 -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 5:55:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact LOL Popeye. Here's the funny part, taken as a quote from the convicted male in the article: ""I've been through hell for the last year and it's caused a lot of hardship," Kenley told the newspaper. "There's a lot of ridicule and jokes going around about this thing." Ya think? Let's see now, if he got three years for doing a horse how much would he get for doing a chicken, three months? I can just see the new Public Service Announcements "Do a horse go to prison!" "And you better not even be thinking about the pigs!" And if you're 25 and STILL in "4-H"...

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 6:10:00 PM)
If memory serves at one point in his apology he said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it" How the fuck do you accidently screw a horse?

Aylee -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 6:41:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth If memory serves at one point in his apology he said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it" How the fuck do you accidently screw a horse? Maybe his previous partners had all been REALLY big sweaty people and it was dark? Maybe he misunderstood that Brokeback Mountain movie? Watched Deliverance one too many times and thought that squeal was Ned Beatty?

sirsholly -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 6:45:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth If memory serves at one point in his apology he said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it" How the fuck do you accidently screw a horse? [:D][:D][:D][:D]

popeye1250 -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 8:42:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth If memory serves at one point in his apology he said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it" How the fuck do you accidently screw a horse? LOL Zepher, ok, let's see if I can come up with a scenario! Allright, he's walking down the road and comes across a horsebarn and reaches into his pants and notices that his dick is extremely dirty and decides it needs a "polishin." Not wanting to "polish" his dick in public he goes into the horsebarn but sees that there's horseshit on the deck and sees a stool that he can stand on which, perchance is right behind a horse! He's polishing his dick when the woman walks in and startles him and,...yup, he falls forward and his dick penetrates the horses cowabunga! Who the hell was his defense lawyer?

winterlight -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/5/2009 9:02:03 PM)
I don't find this funny at all...

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 2:50:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth If memory serves at one point in his apology he said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it" How the fuck do you accidently screw a horse? LOL Zepher, ok, let's see if I can come up with a scenario! Allright, he's walking down the road and comes across a horsebarn and reaches into his pants and notices that his dick is extremely dirty and decides it needs a "polishin." Not wanting to "polish" his dick in public he goes into the horsebarn but sees that there's horseshit on the deck and sees a stool that he can stand on which, perchance is right behind a horse! He's polishing his dick when the woman walks in and startles him and,...yup, he falls forward and his dick penetrates the horses cowabunga! Who the hell was his defense lawyer? thinks........naaaaaaaaaa I don't buy it. I think he had Vinny from My Cousin Vinny as his lawyer, whoevever it was didn't know enough to tell him not to say he didn't mean to do it. That "accidental sex" thing just kills me every time.

rulemylife -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 5:50:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact LOL Popeye. Here's the funny part, taken as a quote from the convicted male in the article: ""I've been through hell for the last year and it's caused a lot of hardship," Kenley told the newspaper. "There's a lot of ridicule and jokes going around about this thing." Ya think? That was actually a quote from the woman that owned the horse.

Vendaval -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 5:54:53 AM)
He was too cheap to pay a hooker. Hell, he did not ask permission of the horse's owner nor did he offer to pay for the use of the horse. Come on now, rent a stable section for about 15 minutes and you will be back in the saddle again ready to ride off into the sunset. [sm=cactus.gif]

rulemylife -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 5:57:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: winterlight I don't find this funny at all... Why not? I think it's hilarious. Especially trying to think how he actually did it. Did he climb on a ladder and mount her horsey-style or did he do it missionary, and if so, who was on top?

Aylee -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 6:01:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: winterlight I don't find this funny at all... I do. Sure. . . after the first time I would have given him the, "Poor deluded individual, he should get some help." But this is NOT the first time, and he is surprised that he has been razzed about it. Well. . . he made this bed, now he has to lie in it! What did he THINK was going to happen?

pixidustpet -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 6:02:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife quote: ORIGINAL: winterlight I don't find this funny at all... Why not? I think it's hilarious. Especially trying to think how he actually did it. Did he climb on a ladder and mount her horsey-style or did he do it missionary, and if so, who was on top? i have a friend in california. someone did this to her prize arabian. because humans and horses are not compatible, the horse got an infection. now this mare that was bought for breeding purposes (she already had the stud in her stables) is totally sterile. and THAT is why this is not funny. kitten

rulemylife -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 6:02:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval He was too cheap to pay a hooker. Hell, he did not ask permission of the horse's owner nor did he offer to pay for the use of the horse. Come on now, rent a stable section for about 15 minutes and you will be back in the saddle again ready to ride off into the sunset. [sm=cactus.gif] And how do you know this wasn't consensual? Maybe they were in love. Or she could have just been one of those slutty whorses.

rulemylife -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 6:06:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pixidustpet i have a friend in california. someone did this to her prize arabian. because humans and horses are not compatible, the horse got an infection. now this mare that was bought for breeding purposes (she already had the stud in her stables) is totally sterile. and THAT is why this is not funny. kitten I had no idea horse-fucking was so common. Do they make chastity belts for horses?

DesFIP -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 6:11:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Maybe the stall was too small for her to kick? Maybe he was so small she didn't notice it was in?

Vendaval -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 6:37:21 AM)
pixidustpet - I had no idea that the horse could suffer such lasting ill effects from coitus with a stupid human. [&:] Now images of a sweaty guy pumping away and saying, "Who's your stallion?" are stuck in my brain.

Termyn8or -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 7:52:57 AM)
Hey, what about the stud fee ? T

Vendaval -> RE: SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (11/6/2009 2:32:21 PM)
Ya know, there is also the fancy-scientific-breeding that requires something that looks like a turkey baster and requires frozen transport.

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