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Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 6:03:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay, I'm a pretty easy-going guy, but this shit has got to stop.

Geritol Man disrupting the movie yesterday with his phone call, and today, a whole family of mo-rons, from tots to mom, all talking, rumpling paper, etc.

What's the worst time you've had at a movie? Did you kill anyone?

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 6:37:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		This is why I used to go to the drive-in.  Well, this plus the fact that I could drink liquor & smoke cigarettes, which as everyone knows always makes a movie better!! 

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 6:40:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hee hehe I'll have a couple of drinks sometimes beforehand, if I'm going to see a comedy, grease up the giggle box, so to speak.

We had a drive-in here when I was a kid, but they closed it before I ever got to go.

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 10:17:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		little ghetto-azzz brattasslavas ignoreda by their Mama, running uppa and downa de movie aisles like'a thissa place wazza da SCHOOLYARD!

I no blame'a da kiddies, I blame'a da ghetto-azz HOOCHIE-NAZZZZTY bitchin' onna her mobile phone to'a her "Sissssstah, PLeeeeze" abouta her CORNROWS anna her EXTENSTIONS anna how she no like'a da "Uppity Korea Bitches" who spenda da time onna her fake-azz nails!

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 10:22:50 PM   
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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 10:34:13 PM   
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\no, seriously, I was in CA, and a reject from Soul Train had brought her 2 kids in, these kids were OBOVIOUSLY truly/clinically hyperactive (no fault of their own), but "Miss Thang" couldn't care less and let them play Tag up and down the theatre for the ENTIRE LAST ACT of Godzilla when SOME of us had actually waited in line for over 20 minutes and it's hard to concentrate on a climatic ending when a child (abused by neglect) age 11 id beating the shit out of his brother (age 7 or so) just because Mom can't be bothered to parent them and do ANYTHING that would help THEM enjoy a movie that was MADE for kids anyway.

So I hope their mom got anal warts.

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 11:11:43 PM   
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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 11:12:19 PM   
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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/26/2009 11:13:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

Hiltie!  i'm impressed...what a difference the meds make.


wanders has great aim with that tranq dart...  *nods*

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 2:21:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		I haven't had a bad experience, but I was inadvertently a bad experience for others once. Back in the 70s I went to see The Exocist. I happen to think that is one of the funniest movies ever made...I couldn't stop myself laughing...it bothered the other people so much the management asked me to leave,,,they did refund my money though, since I wasn't deliberately ruining it for the other patrons.

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 4:07:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Hiltie...  I am just... wow...  *ROFLMAO*


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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 4:11:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

This is why I used to go to the drive-in.  Well, this plus the fact that I could drink liquor & smoke cigarettes, which as everyone knows always makes a movie better!! 
*nods*

Plus sex is more comfortable at a drive-in. Those damn theater seats are just too freakin' small. I really should file a complaint....


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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 4:18:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		I once had sex with someone in a movie theater. Him sitting, me reverse cowgirl.

I had my head stuck between the heads of the people in front. I didn't mind, but I noticed not one of them even turned their head. Only eyes were moving.

The movie was some Richard Gere crap. It was very boring.

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 4:25:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		For those that miss drive in movies, HERE'S A LINK to check if there's one near you!

< Message edited by purepleasure -- 9/27/2009 4:31:15 AM >

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 4:26:49 AM   
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I once had sex with someone in a movie theater. Him sitting, me reverse cowgirl.

I had my head stuck between the heads of the people in front.


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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 4:43:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		My date and I were in a theater, I was giving him a handjob, and trying to be discrete, when all of a sudden, the female of the couple in back of us stuck her face between our heads and started watching. My date and I were mortified, and we tried to look at each other without turning our heads. But, if I didn't know better, I'd swear she was riding her date in a reverse cowgirl.



Ok, I just made that up.



My REAL horror story was getting caught having sex in the back of a hatchback in the back row at the drive in. A couple of guys in a big assed pickup pulled in next to us and watched the show... and then the movie. Perverts.

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 5:04:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		I took my kid to see the first Harry Potter movie and some moron behind me kept kicking my seat, talking and belching through the movie. When his phone rang and he started running his yapper really loudly with a lot of cursing, I'd had enough and I stood up and leaned back into his face and proceeded to tell him what a rude mother fucker he was and if he didn't shut up I'd have him removed. He shut up and I didn't hear another peep out of him during the entire movie.

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 5:07:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

This is why I used to go to the drive-in.  Well, this plus the fact that I could drink liquor & smoke cigarettes, which as everyone knows always makes a movie better!! 
*nods*

Plus sex is more comfortable at a drive-in. Those damn theater seats are just too freakin' small. I really should file a complaint....



Please do so sweetie, then you could scan their reply for us so that we can see how they respond

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 6:04:51 AM   
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Ok, I just made that up


LOL pure.

Lashra, you hit upon another huge peeve of mine, the seat-kickers

All this boils down to cluelessness. I hate that.

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RE: Movie theater horror stories - 9/27/2009 6:12:05 AM   
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