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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 7:58:59 PM   
Aylee


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Aylee - You can do beef on Tuesday and have the chicken on Friday where you had put down beef.
But then all the ladies who are looking for beef on Firday so they could have a great weekend would be running around going "Where's the beef?" And all they would find is chickens!!! (except those who are more interested in tacos than beef)  


You are so cute when you are silly.  But you still need to be spanked for that.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:00:58 PM   
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I just read two articles and the wikipedia entry on the NWO...

I now have a headache and have come to the conclusion that the NWO conspiracy crackpots are suffering from some sort of mental illness that has yet to be named or an effective treatment found for it.

What is scary is the fact that a lot of the NWO conspiracy nuts are armed to the teeth.


Yeah, but that's okay.  They seem to mostly all be in a "cell" of ONE! 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:08:45 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:10:52 PM   
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You are so cute when you are silly.  But you still need to be spanked for that.


I volunteer my services...where is my paddle now...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:15:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

You are so cute when you are silly.  But you still need to be spanked for that.


I volunteer my services...where is my paddle now...


I gots two, a crop, a couple whips (not like Indiana Jones, think horse), a flogger, and I have no idea what else right this moment. 

Oh!  A Hairbrush! 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:22:16 PM   
CountrySong


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Status: offline 		Aylee - You are so cute 
Um guys prefer handsome. Not because cute is girlly or anything like that. It has been discovered by men that "cute" is actually a code word developed by the NWO - New Womens Order. It is actually the combination of a word and a sound. The first word is "Cut" which everyone know is the act of removing a guys balls. The sound is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Which is the sound most men make when they think of such a thing happening.

The conspiracy has been going on for a long time and is designed to intimidate and threaten men since actual violence would result in retaliation. It starts when they are little children and all the females go around saying "Isn't he a cute baby!" Male babies in the know will immediately start crying letting their fellow babies know that they have just been threatened with extreem physical harm by a seamingly harmless little old lady who is secretly a member of NWO. (The more right wing member will also pinch the poor childs cheek to let them know what is comming if the two of them ever end up alone!) By the time the poor man reaches adulthood thousands of women (most of them unknowing pawns of NWO) have threated to casterate him which often results in years of counseling in male bonding groups and protection societies.

Aylee - But you still need to be spanked for that.
Promises, Promises!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:29:35 PM   
CountrySong


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Status: offline 		Shahar! (((Hu  Nope you can't lure me in with that old let the guy hug you and while he's feeling you up trap him and beat his butt with a paddle plan. I on to you!  And besides I out gear you both! 2 whips, 7 floggers, 2 crops, 5 paddles, 700 feet of rope, and soon a violet wand!

Opps - just read Aylee's post - I also have a hair brush. Though I am thinking of shaving my head.


< Message edited by CountrySong -- 8/1/2010 8:31:15 PM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:37:05 PM   
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Or perhaps I take the paddling...from you, of course...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:45:28 PM   
CountrySong


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Status: offline 		Shahar - Or perhaps I take the paddling...from you, of course...
That's the fun of being a switch. You can play either side and still have a great experience! Actually I switch on pain but not on lifestyle.

You know, I plan on taking a road trip once the L and I system lets me go. So you might actually get that opportunity.

((Hugs)) all! And Jeff don't worry about the NWO they are still trying to figure out who the real leader is going to be.


< Message edited by CountrySong -- 8/1/2010 8:47:08 PM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:48:26 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I just read two articles and the wikipedia entry on the NWO...

I now have a headache and have come to the conclusion that the NWO conspiracy crackpots are suffering from some sort of mental illness that has yet to be named or an effective treatment found for it.

What is scary is the fact that a lot of the NWO conspiracy nuts are armed to the teeth.


Yeah, but that's okay.  They seem to mostly all be in a "cell" of ONE! 



A lot of those far right wing militia groups are NWO conspiracy nuts. And some of those groups have enough weapons to start a minor little war.

Look, I am a survivalist. I believe that civilization is gonna crash. I have a few firearms, ammo and a supply of food just in case. I am planning on installing solar and wind so I can go off the electric grid. (civilization may collapse but I will still have my AC and Heater by god... and my computers and stereo.)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:48:27 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: CountrySong

Aylee - You are so cute 
Um guys prefer handsome. Not because cute is girlly or anything like that. It has been discovered by men that "cute" is actually a code word developed by the NWO - New Womens Order. It is actually the combination of a word and a sound. The first word is "Cut" which everyone know is the act of removing a guys balls. The sound is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Which is the sound most men make when they think of such a thing happening.

The conspiracy has been going on for a long time and is designed to intimidate and threaten men since actual violence would result in retaliation. It starts when they are little children and all the females go around saying "Isn't he a cute baby!" Male babies in the know will immediately start crying letting their fellow babies know that they have just been threatened with extreem physical harm by a seamingly harmless little old lady who is secretly a member of NWO. (The more right wing member will also pinch the poor childs cheek to let them know what is comming if the two of them ever end up alone!) By the time the poor man reaches adulthood thousands of women (most of them unknowing pawns of NWO) have threated to casterate him which often results in years of counseling in male bonding groups and protection societies.


My guess is the point of the "male-basher" or NWO label is that I'm supposed to back down... ditto buzzwords like "aggressive" and "bitch," among others. Someone throwing those words up does not do so by accident. They are trying to trigger a meta-message, to get our goody-goody, desperate-for-acceptance inner girly-girl to take over. Guess what? I've got that little twit gagged, I was sick of her mealy-mouthed whining holding me back!

quote:

Aylee - But you still need to be spanked for that.
Promises, Promises!


Promise?  And here I thought that it was a statement of fact.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:54:27 PM   
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Shahar! (((Hu  Nope you can't lure me in with that old let the guy hug you and while he's feeling you up trap him and beat his butt with a paddle plan. I on to you!  And besides I out gear you both! 2 whips, 7 floggers, 2 crops, 5 paddles, 700 feet of rope, and soon a violet wand!

Opps - just read Aylee's post - I also have a hair brush. Though I am thinking of shaving my head.



Look. . . I see no point in having pissing contests.  I am not equiped to enjoy them.  I will just mention a SOUNDS set, a TENS unit, and a humbler.  Do you REALLY want to take this further?  Consider your answer carefully because it is for posterities sake and can and will be used against you. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 8:56:19 PM   
Aylee


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A lot of those far right wing militia groups are NWO conspiracy nuts. And some of those groups have enough weapons to start a minor little war.

Look, I am a survivalist. I believe that civilization is gonna crash. I have a few firearms, ammo and a supply of food just in case. I am planning on installing solar and wind so I can go off the electric grid. (civilization may collapse but I will still have my AC and Heater by god... and my computers and stereo.)


But do you have the underground tunnel system dug yet?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 9:29:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

A lot of those far right wing militia groups are NWO conspiracy nuts. And some of those groups have enough weapons to start a minor little war.

Look, I am a survivalist. I believe that civilization is gonna crash. I have a few firearms, ammo and a supply of food just in case. I am planning on installing solar and wind so I can go off the electric grid. (civilization may collapse but I will still have my AC and Heater by god... and my computers and stereo.)


But do you have the underground tunnel system dug yet?



Not with the ground we have around here, you familiar with a substance known as caliche?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 11:06:35 PM   
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Aylee - You can do beef on Tuesday and have the chicken on Friday where you had put down beef.
But then all the ladies who are looking for beef on Firday so they could have a great weekend would be running around going "Where's the beef?" 


I am not such a big meat eater anyway,i am happy with 4 days without meat...however,for this week i'll go mainly for sandwiches and fruit,as my kitchen still needs tidying up,until that is sorted i can't cook in there (the floor is covered with my washed laundry since weeks...so this week its time finally to put it away...)



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 11:07:52 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2010 11:26:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CountrySong

Shahar! (((Hu  Nope you can't lure me in with that old let the guy hug you and while he's feeling you up trap him and beat his butt with a paddle plan. I on to you!  And besides I out gear you both! 2 whips, 7 floggers, 2 crops, 5 paddles, 700 feet of rope, and soon a violet wand!

Opps - just read Aylee's post - I also have a hair brush. Though I am thinking of shaving my head.



Look. . . I see no point in having pissing contests.  I am not equiped to enjoy them.  I will just mention a SOUNDS set, a TENS unit, and a humbler.  Do you REALLY want to take this further?  Consider your answer carefully because it is for posterities sake and can and will be used against you. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgyppGqBgg 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/2/2010 3:47:52 AM   
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Jeff, here's a suggestion...just DON'T read the posts in the politics board......save yourself some frustration??? 

Aylee and CS, I have a nasty, nasty leather strop that will put all of your toys to shame.......who wants it first?  You're more than welcome to have it!  I tried getting Mr. Jim to take it, but I think Holly deleted my offers from my posts.....sneaky little woman that she is! 

Phoenix, good luck with your restructuring of your eating habits.....I've cut down on a lot of sweets, and have tried to eat a little healthier...I haven't gained weight, but haven't lost any either....damn thyroid.....but as far as meals go, I like to make a big pot of soup or chili and I'll live on that for several days.....I LOVE my crockpot!!!  I just wish that eating the good healthy foods wasn't so darned expensive!!!!  You'd think that the raw veggies and produce wouldn't be that much since there's very little processing.....but the processed stuff is so much cheaper to buy!  Go figure......also, I buy the fixings for a garden salad, cut the veggies up all at once, and put them in sealed bowls for later use....that way, when I'm wanting a salad, I don't have the work to do for it.  Living alone makes it really hard to want to cook for just one....I love to cook, and cook for an Army!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/2/2010 4:04:37 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/2/2010 4:26:17 AM   
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