ShaharThorne
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Joined: 2/24/2009 From: Somewhere in TX Status: offline
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Holly, I have to wear a heart monitor now. Damn thing beeps one time every 5 minutes... I was also told (by my Mom) not to have sex.... Apparently the monitor got wild when my brother had to wear his...and he got frisky with SIL. So I am celibrate again. The monitor is a bloody cell phone and it says I have a voicemail. Besides a sledgehammer, how do I delete this voicemail? *admits to being cellphone dumb*
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