LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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well, here's a good one. Last night, just as I was preparing to get in the bath - shouting and shrieking and doors being banged. I look outside, and there is a party of "fun loving revellers", and at the opposite neighbour's door (she's another alcoholic to add to the one I already have as a neighbour), two women who have been partaking in "a leisurely evening in a good Olde England pub", calling for the occupant to come outside and settle a dispute, apparently regarding the possibility that someone might be a "fuckin' bitch". It continued for a half an hour or so in like manner, the party of "fun loving revellers" at times coming to the door too, to invite the occupant to have her dental physiology acquainted in more proximate relations with her digestive system than is naturally the case. At around seven against one, the odds did seem good that this might be the result should the door be opened. Then the police arrived. Cue endless denials of any wrongdoing from the party of "fun loving revellers", accompanied by an insistence from the one woman, who had clearly had the most fun of all that evening, that the occupant of the house was a "fuckin' bitch" whose anatomy ought to be rearranged. Another hour of two police officers trying to get the crowd to move on then ensued, before the police van arrived to remove them to a suitable place where they might reflect on their use of leisure time. Of course, this is the first time ever that such a thing has occurred here.......... E
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