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Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 6:38:12 PM)

Swallowing doesn't fix hangovers that I know of, but then, I never realized glasses were a soft limit. [;)]




JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 7:32:19 PM)

Good, I have an excuse not to swallow. I knew he was lying. If I ever get a desire to swallow live things that look like fish, I'll send my butler to Petco for some guppies. If I want protein, I'll buy steak.



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 7:35:38 PM)

Now I'm dying to know your opinion about anal...




JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 8:09:37 PM)

As long as you use at least some lube, and ignore whimpers and protests unless I use my safe word, mmmmmmm. I always thought I was orgasming until someone took my ass, and showed me what a real orgasm felt like. I remember coming back to earth after a mind blowing orgasm asking "omg. did you just give me a stroke? Wow." (Hint, the correct thing to say when he tells you that you just came is NOT "I've never done that before" when you have been screwing for a few months. I always thought I WAS cumming before I realized that I was just getting close.)

I've been an anal slut ever since.



beargonewild -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 8:15:52 PM)

*knock knock*
Did someone order eggs benedict and a carafe of coffee?



womyn -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 8:24:54 PM)

shouldn't you have bought me dinner first??



LittleMeganV -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 2:40:42 AM)

I want dinner =o


Mmmm chicken.. back later going to cook.....



JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 4:33:21 AM)

It's time for breakfast again. I would like my coffee fixed in the following manner please, half skim milk, 2 shots of expresso, the rest coffee. Just coffee, no food. The expresso will take care of the food cravings.

Oh wait. If I am going to be face fucked this morning, we probably should do that 1st, before put anything in my stomach. It will be less messy, and the coffee will soothe my tender throat. <evil grin> That swallowing thing, I said I don't like doing it. Not that I wouldn't. I just ask that you respect that I do it because you ask, not because I want to.



SteelofUtah -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 4:43:53 AM)

Damnit got me another one of them uppity chicks.

I have really got to remember to pay attention to who I am taking home that late and that drunk.



JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 4:45:17 AM)

I came home with guy who whines alot. Keep that thing away from my mouth. I bite if I'm not happy.



JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 5:46:49 AM)

By the way, if I wake up snarky like today, just send me off to corner to remember I'm the one who wears the collar, not the other way around. I would say spank me, but since that's what I want....



LittleMeganV -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 6:40:16 AM)

Soo if I woke up with TPAM, I'd ask them if they were feeling snarky =o then comply with their request if they answer in the affirmative. However if the answer was no... i'd ask which one of us was lost and how we got there =o



CreativeDominant -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 8:01:43 AM)

We got lost because you were paying attention to what's inside my pants and distracting me from the road.



SteelofUtah -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 8:37:09 AM)

I would say.

I swear last night you were a hot chick.

I GOTTA STOP DRINKING



JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 9:21:53 AM)

If you took out your passenger seat, you wouldn't get into these types of situations.



SteelofUtah -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 9:25:33 AM)

We end up in Bed together alot lately. Would you mind atleast telling me your name.

**Is what I would say after waking up with this girl 4 times I guess I really like her after all cause I keep doing it OVER AND OVER AND .........**



JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 9:35:16 AM)

You again? I think it's almost time for me to start leaving a toothbrush and clean panties here.

My name? Names aren't important. "Girl" or "Kitten" will do.



CreativeDominant -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 11:11:44 AM)

~likes stroking kittens~[&:]



colouredin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 11:16:39 AM)

dont touch me you perv i dont know where you have been :P



CreativeDominant -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/12/2008 11:24:25 AM)

Sweet, angelic ME????  Nowhere bad...~crosses my heart~...I swear.  Now, come here and let show you all the bad places I want to have been.[&:]



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