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bschwimmer -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 2:37:23 PM)

baby oil and all that hair yeew greasey




softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 2:39:27 PM)

grease is about to be the least of your worries




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 2:47:15 PM)

Unless you plan to unleash your inner nymphomaniac, I'm not overly concerned.

That's not to say that you shouldn't...





softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 2:50:16 PM)

my nymphomaniac is inner .... shit ... everybody take cover ... she's about to blow!




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 2:58:23 PM)

Fuck the restraints, I'll pin you down myself.  That will be the pre-foreplay.





softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 2:59:41 PM)

I get foreplay???!?!?!?!? ....*SWOONS*




bschwimmer -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:01:06 PM)

what me worry :)




softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:03:30 PM)

i should ,,,, I've seen the bloody bodies left behind after my feeding frenzy




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:05:30 PM)

I'm liking you more and more.

And yes - pre-foreplay; foreplay; very nasty, painful, screaming, sweating, biting sex; a small breather; more of the aforementioned sex; and eventually, the aftercare.





softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:08:35 PM)

after care ... thats when i make you a snack and tell you how amazing you were ... then when you have fallen asleep .. i clean up toys and stitch my ass back on?




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:11:23 PM)

Actually, that's the after-aftercare.  I probably won't need a snack, considering I'll be consuming throughout [take that as you will].  I meant the making sure you're not too stunned and that you can move or stand without wobbling.

Having endurance is a good thing.





softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:18:31 PM)

would you describe yourself as a marathon ... or a sprint?




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:22:39 PM)

Hmm, well, I have been in vanilla relationships before, so I'd have to say sprinter when not in the mood and full-out marathoner when I am.

If I pause it just means when I resume it will be more passionate...





beargonewild -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:26:28 PM)

Mind if I take notes?




softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:27:25 PM)

baby .. you can take whatever the hell you want *spreads self out and baits the bed with honey*




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:27:45 PM)

[egad...too...slow...curses for society's criticism of men too quick!]

Well, if that's the case...

*starts by drawing his nails over your stomach*

Let's see what we can see, shall we?





softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:29:57 PM)

whimpers ... just a teeeeeeeeny bit




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:35:21 PM)

*draws his hand up between your breasts, firmly secures a hold on your jaw, and lifts you up until your eyes are level with his own*

This could be quite...fun.  For one of us, at least.





softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:36:18 PM)

closes eyes .. and crosses fingers .... but wont say what she wishes for




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 3:56:06 PM)

*lowers you slightly, then drops you*

On your stomach.

NOW.





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