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softness -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 4:14:41 PM)

scrambles onto my belly .. pressing my face to the floor ... eyes closed



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 4:23:27 PM)

*reaches down to press his hand on the back of your neck*

Good girl.

*slides his hand down your spine until it reaches your legs, which he wrenches open roughly*




xxblushesxx -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 4:26:39 PM)

you again?!!! *smooch*



womyn -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 4:49:19 PM)

Do you think I should've bought you dinner first??



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 4:53:05 PM)

I always buy dinner and drinks for future sluttery! [:D]




womyn -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 4:56:10 PM)

Why did I fuck a disembodied head?



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:00:34 PM)

*the Cunning Lumus*

Err




womyn -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:03:57 PM)

Well if I'm going to fuck a disembodied head, at least sing some Beatle tunes for me love.



Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:09:06 PM)

I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time
drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said
"it's time for bed"

She told me she worked
in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't
and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone
This bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?



womyn -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:11:30 PM)

nice phin but next time you should add the sitar too[;)]



xxblushesxx -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:31:26 PM)

I'm hungry for tarts...



Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:33:12 PM)

so am I bring me back some



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:37:19 PM)

Well if it isn't me favourite drinking lad?  Faith, and what are ye doin' in me bed, boy?

...ye didn't kiss me Blarney Stone, did ye?




JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:47:19 PM)

I mentioned I'm a virgin, right? That means you should feel a little obligated to take it easy on me.

You do take off those glasses while having sex, right?



Sundowner -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:51:36 PM)

 

er ...... anyone going to pick up softness? She seems to be lying on the floor making whimpering noises.

(Always was a strange girl).



Sundowner -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:52:54 PM)

 


......... well if you're sure, and no-one else wants her?    .......................



Sundowner -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 5:54:56 PM)

 

Come on girl - time to get you home.



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 6:01:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JustAVixen

I mentioned I'm a virgin, right? That means you should feel a little obligated to take it easy on me.


Umm...HELL NO.

quote:

ORIGINAL: JustAVixen

You do take off those glasses while having sex, right?


I might, or I might make a game of it...see what you'll do to have me take them off.

<weg>




MariaIsabel -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 6:04:27 PM)

take me home but why wasnt last night fun so LETS DO THAT AGAIN



JustAVixen -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (3/11/2008 6:22:37 PM)

I was too drunk to remember what we did. No wonder you didn't have fun. Dang, see what happens? A couple of drinks and I wind up waking up next to strangers, one of whom won't take his glasses off.

Does swallowing really fix hangovers?



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