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SimplyMichael -> Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 8:09:57 AM)

I saw this on one of the CM scrolls, I tried to contact a mod but couldn't and don't want to lose this link.  I can't imagine anyone had any idea this ad was from a fucking nut so I just wanted to bring it to someone's attention.

http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/overmas/fatal.asp

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  Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation
Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.
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Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. 

The side effects of such changes to the body include:

Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time

Lower back pain

Stress / Anxiety

Thinning hair / Hair Loss

Soft / Weak Erection

Premature Ejaculation

Eye floaters or fuzzy vision

Groin / Testicular Pain

Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone


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BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 8:45:31 AM)

OMG!  So I went to this site.  Now I know why I have such memory problems!

Personally speaking, you would have to cut off my hands to get me to stop masturbating.  Sometimes, it's the only thing that will help my migraines go away...



simplyangelic1 -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 8:48:49 AM)

Well at least I'll die with a smile on my face.[:D]



enslavemenightly -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 8:51:39 AM)

If this were true i would be dead by now [:D]



hisannabelle -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 8:52:15 AM)

greetings,

i'm with simplyangelic ;)

i never was a masturbator. now we practice mutual masturbation more than intercourse when we are together, and since my hitachi magic wand recently came in the mail, i have finally found a vibrator i LIKE (and trust me, i have tried a lot of them)...so i've actually been masturbating at home by myself over the past couple of days, and i can see this becoming a much more frequent activity, whereas before, i never did it.

honestly, EVERYTHING causes cancer, hair loss, back pain, death, whatever these days. if we listened to stuff like this every time somebody said it, we'd live in a vaccuum. i guess you have to pick and choose what you're willing to give up. i doubt many people are willing to give up masturbation.

annabelle.



StellaByStarlite -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 8:55:41 AM)

That's ironic, considering that there were times I considered masturbation to be a real lifesaver. =)



imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 9:05:27 AM)

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Personally speaking, you would have to cut off my hands to get me to stop masturbating.


LMAO...boy howdy can i relate to this sentiment



happypervert -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 9:17:50 AM)

Cool! I was worried that I was masturbating excessively, but since I show none of those symptoms  it means I can masturbate more!



SweetSarijane -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 9:19:40 AM)

<grins> What a way to go!



velvetears -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 9:42:00 AM)

since when is thinning hair, stress, fatique fatal? 



StellaByStarlite -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 10:08:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: velvetears

since when is thinning hair, stress, fatique fatal? 


Not sure about the thinning air (unless it's a sign that you're getting old, which is eventually fatal), but stress and fatigue can surely contribute to an early death, if you don't get a handle of them
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velvetears -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 10:18:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: StellaByStarlite

quote:

ORIGINAL: velvetears

since when is thinning hair, stress, fatique fatal? 


Not sure about the thinning air (unless it's a sign that you're getting old, which is eventually fatal), but stress and fatigue can surely contribute to an early death, if you don't get a handle of them
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i agree - but fatal means to me direct cause of death ie: That was the fatal blow she recieved or The accident had many fatalities.   Stress and fatigue may eventually lead to an early death, but the opening line "Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation " seems extreme to me.



MagiksSlave -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 10:18:24 AM)

Sounds like religouse propaganda to me... "If you Masterbate you'll go blind" something along those lines, doesnt it?

Magik's slave



sting516 -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 10:28:39 AM)

i've never heard of masturbation killing anyone...now when i was a kid i was told i'd go blind and grow hair on my palms....



Donnalee -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 10:40:02 AM)

My vision is so fuzzy, I had trouble reading the fine print there.

I wonder if it's true for animals too, because I once had a dog who was a chronic masterbater, and his hair got really thin.[:o]

That site is really funny, and this is going to come as a total shock......they're selling a herb that will help you with the problem they've just assigned you!  LOL



calicowgirl -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 10:54:41 AM)

I bet I'm on my way out then because I have always been of the mind that it is mine and I'll touch it when I want to... of course, it isn't mine anymore and I have to ask to touch it but well... you get the picture. [:D]

cali



proudsub -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 11:01:24 AM)

Anything to sell a remedy.[:o]




minnetar -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 11:24:59 AM)

Truly amazing the lengths people will go to in order to sell their product.

minnetar



UR2Badored -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 11:26:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sting516

i've never heard of masturbation killing anyone...now when i was a kid i was told i'd go blind and grow hair on my palms....


Thanks :)--I was wondering what was causing this hair growth on my palms.

Sorry to hijack....but does electrolysis help or is shaving palms more effective? 



CreativeDominant -> RE: Masterbation causes death? (4/21/2007 11:54:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: velvetears

since when is thinning hair, stress, fatique fatal? 


For those of you who have seen MY picture...quit laughing!!!!! [>:]



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