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Griswold -> I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 3:42:02 PM)

I'm supposed to go on a date next week....my doctor has been hustling me to go out with his head nurse for about 4 months....she gave me her number (don't ask me how....it was really fucking odd), and now I have to remember to call her next week to ask her out (we already agreed to go out...it's just the date in question).

I hate dating.  Dating sucks.  GAWWWWD I hate this SHIT!




FukinTroll -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 3:54:56 PM)

Here ya go Gris, this should help.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_955920/tm.htm




darchChylde -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 3:56:20 PM)

oki, now for some bad lowbrow humor

head nurse? i wonder what she might specialize in...




FukinTroll -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 3:59:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

oki, now for some bad lowbrow humor

head nurse? i wonder what she might specialize in...


Hmmm... perhaps it is a trap and it is really Diane... so I would say proctology.




gooddogbenji -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:01:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

oki, now for some bad lowbrow humor

head nurse? i wonder what she might specialize in...


You know how to tell if it's the head nurse you're talking to?

Kneepads....

Yours,


benji




gothicdiva -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:01:59 PM)

I'm a nurse and I don't think that going out socially with a "patient" or someone whose medical record I have access to is ethical. I wouldn't do it. I am surprised that the MD is the one actually trying to faciliate this. If things don't work out, you may have to change doctors. It might make things awkward. In my opinion, I would suggest you try to find women to date elsewhere other than your MD's office. Besides that, are you going to be comfortable with your own doctor and potentially other staff members finding out that you are "in the lifestyle" if this relationship gets to that point? What if she gets mad or things don't work out and she decides to tell EVERYONE? Just something to think about if you aren't wanting to be "outed" like that.

On another note, you're 48-years-old and need to be REMINDED to call someone and ask them for a date. That sounds a bit "socially retarded" to me sorry to say.

I wish you well....
M. Diva




minnetar -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:05:17 PM)

i too would question whether it is ethical based on the information contained in medical records.


minnetar




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:07:16 PM)

I think the title of the thread indicates impossibly high expectations of a first date peewee...

I'm just sayin'




pahunkboy -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:08:18 PM)

take the plung. it is a DATE not a wedding.....




LadyAnnabelleLee -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:09:29 PM)

Dating a 'nilla isn't half as bad as trying to find someone into your kinks hon. Take a chill pill, go on the date, and make the decision to enjoy yourself.




Griswold -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:19:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

oki, now for some bad lowbrow humor

head nurse? i wonder what she might specialize in...


You know how to tell if it's the head nurse you're talking to?

Kneepads....

Yours,


benji


Well...her head was moving as these sounds kept coming out of her.




Gauge -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:20:48 PM)

quote:

I'm a nurse and I don't think that going out socially with a "patient" or someone whose medical record I have access to is ethical.


I fail to see where access to one's medical records and a breech of ethics come into play if he dates this nurse. While it might create an uncomfortable issue if things do not work out I doubt that it is medically unethical.




Griswold -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:21:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gothicdiva

I'm a nurse and I don't think that going out socially with a "patient" or someone whose medical record I have access to is ethical. I wouldn't do it. I am surprised that the MD is the one actually trying to faciliate this. If things don't work out, you may have to change doctors. It might make things awkward. In my opinion, I would suggest you try to find women to date elsewhere other than your MD's office. Besides that, are you going to be comfortable with your own doctor and potentially other staff members finding out that you are "in the lifestyle" if this relationship gets to that point? What if she gets mad or things don't work out and she decides to tell EVERYONE? Just something to think about if you aren't wanting to be "outed" like that.

On another note, you're 48-years-old and need to be REMINDED to call someone and ask them for a date. That sounds a bit "socially retarded" to me sorry to say.

I wish you well....
M. Diva


Gawdamm excellent points...(and yes I do...trust me...this is a major ordeal for me...seems like a simple thing...but it's not).




Griswold -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:27:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Here ya go Gris, this should help.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_955920/tm.htm


Okay...that was actually helpful....

"Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date

10. Can you help me with my ointment? I can't reach back there....

9. Wanna pop a zit for me?

8. Don't worry, they're Type I, not Type II

7. Do I need a breath mint?

6. Do you mind if we run by the prison? I promised Mom I'd stop in and wish her happy birthday.

5. Where do you want to go for dinner? McDonald's or Long John Silvers?

4. Sorry, burrito for lunch, I'll just roll the window down for a few minutes.....

3. Hang on! That cop just saw me run the red light and I got warrants!

2. We better stop and pick up a 6-pack....I drank the first one on the way over here.

And the Number One Worst Thing to say on a First Date:

1. Do you want to just get the sex out of the way now so we can concentrate on really getting to know one another?
"


But....I have to say....I really don't appreciate you talking about my Mom like that.

(And what exactly the fuck is wrong with Long John Silvers?)

(And if you have outsanding warrants, she should happily agree to drive).




TheHeretic -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 5:06:52 PM)

      Here's the question, Gris.  Does your Dr know what you're into?  You indicated it's a female Dr.  Think carefully before answering, could she have seen evidence of play during an exam?  Any interesting comments from her that indicate she might have picked up on something from behaviors when she told to turn your head and cough?  She might be trying to do you a favor here.

      Call the lady.  Dress nicely and take her for a good seafood dinner.  See if she wants oysters. 




MsBearlee -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 5:39:39 PM)

 
Rich,
 
I don't usually ask...I order the oysters (in halfshell) and when they arrive, ask him to give me his hand.  I slide an oyster from the shell into his upturned palm; what he does with it pretty much determines if I'm likely to be interested or not.
 
But...that's just me.     WEG

B




MstrssPassion -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 7:49:13 PM)

I double checked your profile as to the role you identified with.

Have you ever switched? I ask this because I have met MANY submissive nurses over the years.




Nikolette -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 8:11:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

I think the title of the thread indicates impossibly high expectations of a first date peewee...

I'm just sayin'





Ha ha ha... I love you.




Sinergy -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 8:18:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

9. Wanna pop a zit for me?



This just made me get the feeling that somebody is crawling over my grave.

My second submissive basically attacked me in a hot tub one day demanding the opportunity to pull blackheads and whiteheads.

Im like, uh, ok.

Back cleared up, though.

Weird.

Sinergy




TheHeretic -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 8:29:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

9. Wanna pop a zit for me?



This just made me get the feeling that somebody is crawling over my grave.

My second submissive basically attacked me in a hot tub one day demanding the opportunity to pull blackheads and whiteheads.

Im like, uh, ok.

Back cleared up, though.

Weird.

Sinergy



     Hehehehehe...  My wife has come to the conclusion that it's not always a good thing when I call out that "I have something for her..."




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