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Griswold -> RE: I am so HUGELY Fucked!!!!!! (4/15/2007 4:27:48 PM)
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Here ya go Gris, this should help. http://www.collarchat.com/m_955920/tm.htm Okay...that was actually helpful.... "Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date 10. Can you help me with my ointment? I can't reach back there.... 9. Wanna pop a zit for me? 8. Don't worry, they're Type I, not Type II 7. Do I need a breath mint? 6. Do you mind if we run by the prison? I promised Mom I'd stop in and wish her happy birthday. 5. Where do you want to go for dinner? McDonald's or Long John Silvers? 4. Sorry, burrito for lunch, I'll just roll the window down for a few minutes..... 3. Hang on! That cop just saw me run the red light and I got warrants! 2. We better stop and pick up a 6-pack....I drank the first one on the way over here. And the Number One Worst Thing to say on a First Date: 1. Do you want to just get the sex out of the way now so we can concentrate on really getting to know one another? " But....I have to say....I really don't appreciate you talking about my Mom like that. (And what exactly the fuck is wrong with Long John Silvers?) (And if you have outsanding warrants, she should happily agree to drive).
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