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Griswold -> I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 5:10:29 PM)
I have a cold. I'm a horrible patient! (And I'm a guy...we need more hand holding...it's true). I know this is going to be a *bad* cold. There would be some that might suggest "yeah, whatever...figure it out...." But I'm looking for the one woman that would come to my aid, save me from all this, feed me chicken soup and love me during my trials and tribulations. I know that if you love me (or might someday) you'd want to say "oooooohhhhh" and "aaaaaaahhhhhh" and "oh sweety....what do you need? How can I help?" The rest of you....pffffffffffffft.....

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 5:14:18 PM)
Ok here we go...... Awwwwwwww you poor thing, here rest your head in my cleavage, thats it snuggle. Ok baby im going to make you chicken soup now and im going to spoon feed you it, try not to let your snot drip into it - there there. Medicine time - here comes the aeroplane - open wide. Lets wrap you up in the duvet, its ok ill go withoutgot to keep you warm and snuggly - sweat this man flu out. Feel any better? Disclaimer, the sarcasm my words dripped with were a figment of your poor fevered imaginative brain.

Griswold -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 5:22:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok here we go...... Awwwwwwww you poor thing, here rest your head in my cleavage, thats it snuggle. Ok baby im going to make you chicken soup now and im going to spoon feed you it, try not to let your snot drip into it - there there. Medicine time - here comes the aeroplane - open wide. Lets wrap you up in the duvet, its ok ill go withoutgot to keep you warm and snuggly - sweat this man flu out. Feel any better? Disclaimer, the sarcasm my words dripped with were a figment of your poor fevered imaginative brain. (Now *THAT's* what I'm fucking talking about!!!!!! {less the disclaimer})

windchymes -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 5:25:38 PM)
What's in it for me? [:D]

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 5:39:47 PM)
Just checking in on you again baby, do you need anything? Want to watch porn, look at a wank mag? Need me to blow your nose for you? Let me get you a lemsip and fluff your pillows. Are you up to recieving a blow job?

hisannabelle -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 5:40:38 PM)
dang, miss, you sure i can't hire you as my full time slave/mother? seems like it's a pretty good setup :P

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 5:44:30 PM)
lol i dont come cheap [:D] or is that i am cheap - hmm anyway - sure you can

Devilslilsister -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 7:26:21 PM)
Gah, i'm terrible with sick people. Generally i have this bad habit of thinking "you arent THAT sick, shut up and suck it up" i cant help it.. if you dont seem seriously ill........ deal with it. AND if you wont do intelligent things to take care of yourself... i'm really the last person to talk to. Nothing more pain in the ass then trying to look out for some one who does the things they KNOW they shouldnt be doing. Case in point - my mother has lupus. She should NOT drink. Yet she randomly will drink, she'll be super ill the next day and my response is "sucks for you, try not drinking (DUH)" But then i am most likely forcing my own view of sickness on others. If i'm not bed ridden.. i'm not ill. And even if i happen to get bed ridden, i'm still not that ill. but if you're really sick and not just whining........ i do tend to be a great nurse. Luckily for certian people in my life, they could merely bump their heads and i'm all over them. AND if your going to be ill, you better be a damned good patient. Do as i SAY! Eat well, drink plenty of fluids, keep your butt in bed and let me mother the crap out of you and get no lip and DONT WHINE (otherwise shut up)

DiurnalVampire -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 7:45:49 PM)
Sorry hon, but unless the babying included diapering an bottle feeding you that chicken soup I'm out. I already have one baby, and hes enough of a handful when he ISNT sick. DV

Mikal -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 8:08:10 PM)
Awww... poor widdle Grissy-wissy.... you feeling rough? Well, just let me fluff up those pillows for you... now lay back and relax... can't breath? Lemme get some vaporub for your chest... or run water for a nice hot soak... HEY! slaps hand NO NOOKIE! You are too sick, and likely too big for me to pick up & carry when you pass out from lack of oxygen to the brain! (See, 'cause you're sick with a cold = less breathability = less oxygen to begin with. Take away more oxygen from your thinking brain... well, you won't be standing for long.) Bad Grissy! If you're frisky enough to cop a feel, you're not gonna die. Buckleys will help... and I'll take a pic of your cute widdle face. You may even win something for that look! [:)] Feel better? Good. Now get some sleep so I can get some work done.

seekshertrue1 -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 8:26:14 PM)
Oh poor baby. Sounds like you have a really bad cold. Drink lots of fluids, take your meds, stay in bed, don't fan the covers and rest. There is a difference in a sick wimpy male and a sick sweet boy. Awimpy sick male will moan, groan and complain about how bad he feels. He'll also tell you how often he feels bad, like every two seconds. A sick sweet boy will do as Mommy says, drink lots of fluids, take his meds and rest. When she tucks him in he'll smile at her and say "Thank you Mommy for making me feel better".

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 8:37:11 PM)
quote: I have a cold. I'm a horrible patient! Stop talking about dying and Grow up will yah?! I've seen people dying, and you're not even close. Stop whining, get up and make me dinner pronto!!! *Just kidding* I've ordered soup, it should get delivered any minute now to us while I rub your head on my lap. M

thompsonx -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 11:41:15 PM)
I do not have a cold but I have been called sick....now you were saying about rubbing my head in your lap[;)] thompson [Mod Note: personal information removed]

thompsonx -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/13/2007 11:48:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok here we go...... Awwwwwwww you poor thing, here rest your head in my cleavage, thats it snuggle. Ok baby im going to make you chicken soup now and im going to spoon feed you it, try not to let your snot drip into it - there there. Medicine time - here comes the aeroplane - open wide. Lets wrap you up in the duvet, its ok ill go withoutgot to keep you warm and snuggly - sweat this man flu out. Feel any better? Disclaimer, the sarcasm my words dripped with were a figment of your poor fevered imaginative brain. missturbation: The laying my head in your cleavage and snuggling works for me....as for the rest of it, I'll pass...I don't have a cold but I am one sick puppy.[;)] thompson

Vendaval -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 12:26:48 AM)
Make a plaster of mustard for your chest, string garlic cloves around your neck, gargle with whiskey and turn up the heat.

BrainSlugs83 -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 2:07:50 AM)
missturbation: that was the cutest thing I've ever read, especially the aeroplane part! (ignoring the line about sarcasm of course.)

Rumtiger -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 3:52:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Devilslilsister Gah, i'm terrible with sick people. Generally i have this bad habit of thinking "you arent THAT sick, shut up and suck it up" i cant help it.. if you dont seem seriously ill........ deal with it. AND if your going to be ill, you better be a damned good patient. Do as i SAY! Eat well, drink plenty of fluids, keep your butt in bed and let me mother the crap out of you and get no lip and DONT WHINE (otherwise shut up) ....Momma? that you?

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:13:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok here we go...... Awwwwwwww you poor thing, here rest your head in my cleavage, thats it snuggle. Ok baby im going to make you chicken soup now and im going to spoon feed you it, try not to let your snot drip into it - there there. Medicine time - here comes the aeroplane - open wide. Lets wrap you up in the duvet, its ok ill go withoutgot to keep you warm and snuggly - sweat this man flu out. Feel any better? Disclaimer, the sarcasm my words dripped with were a figment of your poor fevered imaginative brain. missturbation: The laying my head in your cleavage and snuggling works for me....as for the rest of it, I'll pass...I don't have a cold but I am one sick puppy.[;)] thompson Ok just for you, puts red corset, burlesque skirt, stockings and six inch fuck me heels on and serves your favourite drink and cigars Come lay back, snuggle into my cleavage and enjoy yourself. *holds hand out within easy reach for your ashtray*

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:14:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BrainSlugs83 missturbation: that was the cutest thing I've ever read, especially the aeroplane part! (ignoring the line about sarcasm of course.) Crap lol !! When did i turn cutesy

NeedToUseYou -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:14:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Just checking in on you again baby, do you need anything? Want to watch porn, look at a wank mag? Need me to blow your nose for you? Let me get you a lemsip and fluff your pillows. Are you up to recieving a blow job? Shit, I think I got a mommy fetish. LOL. That was hot. Seriously, do it again. [X(] I actually wouldn't mind getting deathly ill, with that type of care[:D], or more likely act sick constantly. hehe Why, don't you just move to Illinois, already....

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