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missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:20:52 AM)
Ok my baby i'm back but i have to tell you i have a back ache from sleeping on the couch so you could have the whole bed to sprawl your ever so sick self in. I have a suggestion though, if i put the pole up i could work my back out with a really hot pole dancing session just for you? Yes, ok well after that i thought we could look at your lads mags together and admire all the naked women, maybe i could even call my best friend up and see if she fancies coming round to put on a little show with me for you? Would that make you feel any better my babe?

NeedToUseYou -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:38:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok my baby i'm back but i have to tell you i have a back ache from sleeping on the couch so you could have the whole bed to sprawl your ever so sick self in. I have a suggestion though, if i put the pole up i could work my back out with a really hot pole dancing session just for you? Yes, ok well after that i thought we could look at your lads mags together and admire all the naked women, maybe i could even call my best friend up and see if she fancies coming round to put on a little show with me for you? Would that make you feel any better my babe? It sure would, LOL.... Unfortunately I think I'm going to mess my jeans if you keep this up. So, I'm going to have to make a quick recovery.

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:43:32 AM)
Ok well when you are recovered i thought we'd go to a lap dancing club to celebrate. Its all on me of course and i thought maybe you might just enjoy watching me writhe with some half naked dancer !! Until then though you'll have to settle for me in basque, suspenders and fuck me shoes gyrating over you in bed. Sorry baby.

NeedToUseYou -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:48:57 AM)
If I wasn't sure you were joking, you'd be damn near the perfect woman. Don't worry about the strip club money, I'll take care it. The least I can do. [:D]

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:52:00 AM)
You sure you're sure?

thompsonx -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:53:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok my baby i'm back but i have to tell you i have a back ache from sleeping on the couch so you could have the whole bed to sprawl your ever so sick self in. I have a suggestion though, if i put the pole up i could work my back out with a really hot pole dancing session just for you? Yes, ok well after that i thought we could look at your lads mags together and admire all the naked women, maybe i could even call my best friend up and see if she fancies coming round to put on a little show with me for you? Would that make you feel any better my babe? missturbation: How am I suppose to rest my head in your cleavage if you are on the couch all night?...or do you want me to quit being sick? thompson

NeedToUseYou -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:56:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation You sure you're sure? Well, when you move your ass over here, I guess I'll find out. Anyway, gotta go.

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:56:41 AM)
Right i have to go out for a bit now but the boys will be round shortly. Theres loads of plated snacks etc, beers are cooling in the fridge (by the bed of course). The tv remote is just by your right hand and ive left the home videos out, you know the girl on girl action you filmed last week of me and my friend. Thought you might want to show the boys some of the action you saw. Arranged for said friend to pop by later and give you a good servicing in my absence. See u later xx have fun x

missturbation -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 6:58:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok my baby i'm back but i have to tell you i have a back ache from sleeping on the couch so you could have the whole bed to sprawl your ever so sick self in. I have a suggestion though, if i put the pole up i could work my back out with a really hot pole dancing session just for you? Yes, ok well after that i thought we could look at your lads mags together and admire all the naked women, maybe i could even call my best friend up and see if she fancies coming round to put on a little show with me for you? Would that make you feel any better my babe? missturbation: How am I suppose to rest my head in your cleavage if you are on the couch all night?...or do you want me to quit being sick? thompson You are resting your head in my cleavage on the couch. If you wish me to lay in bed with you so you can still rest your head then fine but i figured you might want the bed to yourself being as sick as you are. Anything you need / want im ya gal [:D]

thompsonx -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 7:08:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok my baby i'm back but i have to tell you i have a back ache from sleeping on the couch so you could have the whole bed to sprawl your ever so sick self in. I have a suggestion though, if i put the pole up i could work my back out with a really hot pole dancing session just for you? Yes, ok well after that i thought we could look at your lads mags together and admire all the naked women, maybe i could even call my best friend up and see if she fancies coming round to put on a little show with me for you? Would that make you feel any better my babe? missturbation: How am I suppose to rest my head in your cleavage if you are on the couch all night?...or do you want me to quit being sick? thompson You are resting your head in my cleavage on the couch. If you wish me to lay in bed with you so you can still rest your head then fine but i figured you might want the bed to yourself being as sick as you are. Anything you need / want im ya gal [:D] missturbation: I am sick not ill....so keep it where I can use it.[;)] thompson

Griswold -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 4:25:40 PM)
(I think I love all of you, and I've been in conversation with my attorneys to see how I can marry every damn one of you!)

Griswold -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 4:27:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Ok my baby i'm back but i have to tell you i have a back ache from sleeping on the couch so you could have the whole bed to sprawl your ever so sick self in. I have a suggestion though, if i put the pole up i could work my back out with a really hot pole dancing session just for you? Yes, ok well after that i thought we could look at your lads mags together and admire all the naked women, maybe i could even call my best friend up and see if she fancies coming round to put on a little show with me for you? Would that make you feel any better my babe? missturbation: How am I suppose to rest my head in your cleavage if you are on the couch all night?...or do you want me to quit being sick? thompson HEY!!!! Dammit!!!! This is MY fucking cold!!!! Don't be circumventing my cold! I had the cold first!

Sinergy -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 4:41:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold I have a cold. I'm a horrible patient! (And I'm a guy...we need more hand holding...it's true). I know this is going to be a *bad* cold. There would be some that might suggest "yeah, whatever...figure it out...." But I'm looking for the one woman that would come to my aid, save me from all this, feed me chicken soup and love me during my trials and tribulations. I know that if you love me (or might someday) you'd want to say "oooooohhhhh" and "aaaaaaahhhhhh" and "oh sweety....what do you need? How can I help?" The rest of you....pffffffffffffft..... Heat up some water, add lemon juice and honey. Pour it in brandy. Drink that, you will be asleep in an hour. Alcohol boosts immune response 1000s of times. Your body heals when you sleep. Win win situation. Sinergy

Griswold -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 5:21:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sinergy quote: ORIGINAL: Griswold I have a cold. I'm a horrible patient! (And I'm a guy...we need more hand holding...it's true). I know this is going to be a *bad* cold. There would be some that might suggest "yeah, whatever...figure it out...." But I'm looking for the one woman that would come to my aid, save me from all this, feed me chicken soup and love me during my trials and tribulations. I know that if you love me (or might someday) you'd want to say "oooooohhhhh" and "aaaaaaahhhhhh" and "oh sweety....what do you need? How can I help?" The rest of you....pffffffffffffft..... Heat up some water, add lemon juice and honey. Pour it in brandy. Drink that, you will be asleep in an hour. Alcohol boosts immune response 1000s of times. Your body heals when you sleep. Win win situation. Sinergy (You don't have tits...I wasn't talking to you...wear a dress...we could talk). (Good perfume...I might ask you to marry me).

LotusSong -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/14/2007 5:25:48 PM)
I'll share my mother's cure for the common cold. She'd pat me on the head and say "cutz ... cutz" (I believe that was Hungarian for 'tuff shit... suck it up!')

Devilslilsister -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/15/2007 5:50:01 AM)
quote: ....Momma? that you? lmao...... actually i'm quite good with little ones that are sick. Like i said certian ppl could just bump their heads. Its just adults that annoy the crap out of me.

Griswold -> RE: I need a MOMMY!!!!! (3/15/2007 8:39:51 PM)
For all of you that allowed me to snuggle in (you know who you are)... I love you...in fact (even thought there are several of you)...you're the only woman I ever truly loved. (And I mean that).

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