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Oldest Woman Dies - 3/9/2007 7:44:36 PM

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SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman believed to be 128 years old and possibly the world's oldest person, has died, a family friend said Friday.

It says that she contributed her longevity to her favorite drink of a beer and (2) raw eggs in it.

Sheesh... I would be happy living to 80.

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/9/2007 9:52:57 PM

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I'd just be happy to live through the night.

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/9/2007 10:10:29 PM

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80 great-grand_____'s, but only 25 great-great grand____'s. I wonder how high that number will go as her third generation really gets rolling...

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/9/2007 10:57:29 PM

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Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that.

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/9/2007 11:05:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that.

Ron

Words of experience? ...

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/10/2007 4:47:59 AM

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I used to want to live to be 100. But each hour of no pain, each hour I can function is a gift from god.

we all have 24 hours in a day. if today is your last day, are you ready??

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/10/2007 7:11:44 AM

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Lemme catch a big lottery win before I go, I will swallow a couple asprin.

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btw, I ain't never fucked a girl over 116, I ain't no goddamn graverobber.

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/10/2007 9:27:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that.

Ron

I laughed so hard a little pee came out.

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/10/2007 2:41:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that.

Ron

Actually not true. Its just like any muscle........ the more you exercise it....

She could of been getting it on 3 or 4 times a day.....

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/10/2007 9:14:29 PM

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Was it Zsa Zsa Gabor she must be 112 by now ?

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/10/2007 9:25:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I used to want to live to be 100. But each hour of no pain, each hour I can function is a gift from god.

we all have 24 hours in a day. if today is your last day, are you ready??

I forget who made the quote, but they were talking about smoking.

"I hear people say that smoking will take 10 years off your life, but those years suck anyway."

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RE: Oldest Woman Dies - 3/10/2007 9:44:31 PM

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I think it was Denis Leary in A Cure for Cancer, or something to that effect.

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