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MsPoetress -> Oldest Woman Dies (3/9/2007 7:44:36 PM)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17544240/ quote: SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman believed to be 128 years old and possibly the world's oldest person, has died, a family friend said Friday. It says that she contributed her longevity to her favorite drink of a beer and (2) raw eggs in it. [:'(] Sheesh... I would be happy living to 80. ~poe

Subject2Approval -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/9/2007 9:52:57 PM)
I'd just be happy to live through the night.

WyrdRich -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/9/2007 10:10:29 PM)
80 great-grand_____'s, but only 25 great-great grand____'s. I wonder how high that number will go as her third generation really gets rolling...

mnottertail -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/9/2007 10:57:29 PM)
Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that. Ron

subfever -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/9/2007 11:05:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that. Ron Words of experience? ... [;)]

pahunkboy -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/10/2007 4:47:59 AM)
I used to want to live to be 100. But each hour of no pain, each hour I can function is a gift from god. we all have 24 hours in a day. if today is your last day, are you ready??

mnottertail -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/10/2007 7:11:44 AM)
Lemme catch a big lottery win before I go, I will swallow a couple asprin. Ron btw, I ain't never fucked a girl over 116, I ain't no goddamn graverobber.

Subject2Approval -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/10/2007 9:27:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that. Ron I laughed so hard a little pee came out.

Devilslilsister -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/10/2007 2:41:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Boy, you'd have to use a post hole digger to open up a prune like that. Ron Actually not true. Its just like any muscle........ the more you exercise it.... She could of been getting it on 3 or 4 times a day.....

ElectraGlide -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/10/2007 9:14:29 PM)
Was it Zsa Zsa Gabor she must be 112 by now ?

Sinergy -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/10/2007 9:25:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy I used to want to live to be 100. But each hour of no pain, each hour I can function is a gift from god. we all have 24 hours in a day. if today is your last day, are you ready?? I forget who made the quote, but they were talking about smoking. "I hear people say that smoking will take 10 years off your life, but those years suck anyway." Sinergy

Subject2Approval -> RE: Oldest Woman Dies (3/10/2007 9:44:31 PM)
I think it was Denis Leary in A Cure for Cancer, or something to that effect.

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