gooddogbenji
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Joined: 11/15/2005 From: Toronto Status: offline
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Bush, in his early morning security briefing, was being told the death toll in Iraq from the previous day. "3 dead in Basra, 25 dead in Fajulla, 18 dead in Baghdad..." Bush takes this all in stride; just another day at war. After listing off a few dozen dead, the aide adds "oh, yeah, and 6 Brazilians died just a few hours ago." As the rest of the room just nods, Bush's jaw drops. He goes white, tears well up, and the room is silent. He buries his head in his hands, and weeps silently. After several minutes, he looks up, tears streaming down his face, and turns to Cheney. "Dick, *sob* remind me again... *sob* how many millions are in a brazillion?" Yours, benji
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