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domiguy -> RE: Hot Date (3/4/2007 6:51:12 AM)
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ORIGINAL: caitlyn This isn't funny ... it's really bad ... but I can't stop laughing, for some sicko reason. I had a date tonight, a first date. My date took me to dinner and was drinking coffee, and accidentally picked up the candle holder, and took a drink from it. I can't even imagine how it happened ... I mean, how the fuck could you possibly pick up a candle holder and think it was coffee. This poor guy burned his mouth ... only hot wax burns, but inside a mouth ... it's just not funny ... the poor guy. I took him to his parents house and they dropped me at home. I hope he's going to be ok ... but don't see how I could date him again without dying laughing. Think I'll get drunk and try to get on Collarme moderation. Anyone ever has something that messed up, happen on a date? Every guy knows...that is a sure fire way to get out of the "date from hell."....Take a mouth full of ice water drink the wax...feign injury...End the date.....And then call up some hotter ho down the block ....Works like a charm.... Very funny story.
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