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caitlyn -> Hot Date (3/3/2007 7:50:59 PM)
This isn't funny ... it's really bad ... but I can't stop laughing, for some sicko reason. I had a date tonight, a first date. My date took me to dinner and was drinking coffee, and accidentally picked up the candle holder, and took a drink from it. I can't even imagine how it happened ... I mean, how the fuck could you possibly pick up a candle holder and think it was coffee. This poor guy burned his mouth ... only hot wax burns, but inside a mouth ... it's just not funny ... the poor guy. I took him to his parents house and they dropped me at home. I hope he's going to be ok ... but don't see how I could date him again without dying laughing. Think I'll get drunk and try to get on Collarme moderation. Anyone ever has something that messed up, happen on a date?

Aileen68 -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 7:53:21 PM)
That's because he was gazing lovingly and longinly across the table at your hooters.

mnottertail -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 7:55:25 PM)
you wanna quit laughing and just be in some serious shit?

FirmhandKY -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 7:55:47 PM)
Sounds to me like you had his full attention caitlyn. He was mezmerized. Give the poor guy another chance. If you can both laugh at it, it might lead to a real relationship. FirmKY

Aileen68 -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 7:56:36 PM)
I'm laughing now because I can just hear him saying... Thood thight Caitthyn. (with big swollen lips)

KatyLied -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 7:57:02 PM)
Caitlyn takes wax play to a higher level!

popeye1250 -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 7:57:21 PM)
Caitlyn, many moons ago I picked up my date at her parents house for the first time. She was upstairs getting dressed and I was in the living room talking to her parents and when she came down the stairs trailing right behind her was a bra that had somehow gotten snagged onto the back of her jacket! Her parents were roaring with laughter!

caitlyn -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 8:00:14 PM)
This tops my sister Courtney, who just reminded me on IM that our dog took a leak on her future hubbies shoes, the first time he came over for dinner when they were just dating.

lighthearted -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 8:06:08 PM)
wow...that belongs in a Farrelly (sp?) bros. movie!

FukinTroll -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 8:11:10 PM)
so he is into wax play and you took him home? What is up with that?

pollux -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 8:14:01 PM)
A friend of mine in college got drunk, hooked up with a girl, went back to her room with her, passed out, got up in the middle of the night (still drunk) and pissed in her roommate's sweater drawer. They ended up married.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 8:27:51 PM)
I went out on a date with a gentleman (or so I thought) I'd met at a club to a relatively chic restaurant, and he used the cloth napkin to loudly blow his nose at the table. M

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 8:39:33 PM)
blk ewww. My x would always wipe his nose on anything handy, his shirt a bathtowl I had in bed.

FukinTroll -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 9:03:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig I went out on a date with a gentleman (or so I thought) I'd met at a club to a relatively chic restaurant, and he used the cloth napkin to loudly blow his nose at the table. M M, I have no dispersions for ya. I ain't going to be a gentleman and woes be the sub that parties with us. Slurp!

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 9:07:46 PM)
Twice informs me that with your abilities, I can forego a lot of requirements, so fuck the gentleman thing if you can rock it like that... Yeah anyone who comes along better be ready to party. FelinePersuasion, ewww is right./ My mouth dropped and I said quietly "I can't believe you just did that." Needless to say, it didn't last, alas, he was kind of uncouth, and certainly not yielding enough to learn. M

popeye1250 -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 9:14:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig I went out on a date with a gentleman (or so I thought) I'd met at a club to a relatively chic restaurant, and he used the cloth napkin to loudly blow his nose at the table. M Ah, the old cloth napkin trick, good if you're on a blind date and wish you were blind!

FukinTroll -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 9:18:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig Twice informs me that with your abilities, I can forego a lot of requirements, so fuck the gentleman thing if you can rock it like that... Yeah anyone who comes along better be ready to party. That little snitch. So much for that long languishing look of... Mother Fuker! He did that to ME!!!

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 9:18:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 Ah, the old cloth napkin trick, good if you're on a blind date and wish you were blind! [sm=biggrin.gif] Damn right... Ever notice too that people look much better at night in the club than they do in the light of day? M

FangsNfeet -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 10:16:29 PM)
Some women have told me that they feel in love after the guy made them laugh. Consider his incident as a sign of flattery. After all, he must have been very focused on you while drinking his coffee. As for future dates, I recommend that he orders ice tea from now on. When it comes to the laughing, you'll both will always have moments to look back and laugh on. There will be things that will always be funny but I'm sure that he will also have moments to show a serious side as well that you will take seriously.

MzMia -> RE: Hot Date (3/3/2007 10:21:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: caitlyn This isn't funny ... it's really bad ... but I can't stop laughing, for some sicko reason. I had a date tonight, a first date. My date took me to dinner and was drinking coffee, and accidentally picked up the candle holder, and took a drink from it. I can't even imagine how it happened ... I mean, how the fuck could you possibly pick up a candle holder and think it was coffee. This poor guy burned his mouth ... only hot wax burns, but inside a mouth ... it's just not funny ... the poor guy. I took him to his parents house and they dropped me at home. I hope he's going to be ok ... but don't see how I could date him again without dying laughing. Think I'll get drunk and try to get on Collarme moderation. Anyone ever has something that messed up, happen on a date? OMG, I want to laugh but that is so wrong. LOL I immediatly started thinking---what did you do or say to blow this mans mind? Poor guy, give him another chance, I am thinking he was mesmorized by your beauty or conversation and went into a "zone" and did not realize what he was doing!! poor guy, I feel sorry for him.[sm=brush.gif]I wonder when he will be able to brush his teeth again.

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