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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:13:29 PM   
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well... yes.

Out of curiosity, how much would it cost to ship a person via UPS?


Dead or alive? The cost of the dry ice and all..............


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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:15:01 PM   
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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:16:17 PM   
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well... yes.

Out of curiosity, how much would it cost to ship a person via UPS?


Dead or alive? The cost of the dry ice and all..............



Alive of course.

UPS is this http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/index.jsx

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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:18:40 PM   
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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:19:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		You plan on packing a person in a wooden crate and having them shipped to you? Poor thing - i feel sorry for her / him !!


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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:21:05 PM   
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Well, factor in the extra blankets and oxygen tank.................$ 698.95


Dang. It would be cheaper to fly her coach. Not as much fun, but cheaper.

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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:22:42 PM   
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You plan on packing a person in a wooden crate and having them shipped to you? Poor thing - i feel sorry for her / him !!



You will be fine. I just sent you a book you can read during the trip.

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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:22:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		UPS ? why not email them it is easier and quicker and no need to put the person in a box .. all you have to do is click a few buttons  and your there .... Oh wait that is the wrong thingymajigger * sighs* never mind .

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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:26:10 PM   
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You plan on packing a person in a wooden crate and having them shipped to you? Poor thing - i feel sorry for her / him !!



You will be fine. I just sent you a book you can read during the trip.


In first class air with champagne to sip and strawberries to nibble.
 
As a side note if it is UPS  will you ensure they put a this way up arrow on my crate so i dont have to read upside down please?

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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:36:07 PM   
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In first class air with champagne to sip and strawberries to nibble.
 


Sure thing babe. Just write out that check and I will meet you at the airport.

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As a side note if it is UPS  will you ensure they put a this way up arrow on my crate so i dont have to read upside down please?


If I answer either way, it would be removing the element of suprise. I would hate for you to get bored with me.

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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:41:15 PM   
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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:44:12 PM   
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Boring is something i'm pretty sure you may never be !!


Well I do have a tiny penis. I keep it in the bag with the medium penis and the large one.

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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:48:48 PM   
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RE: Disappointing date - 2/7/2007 1:50:11 PM   
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UPS ? why not email them it is easier and quicker and no need to put the person in a box .. all you have to do is click a few buttons  and your there .... Oh wait that is the wrong thingymajigger * sighs* never mind .


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great day, I will tease you all the same."
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