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Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:00:21 AM

Elegant

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I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. My CM profile does not indicate anything that can be construed as such.

So why do I keep getting messages from D-types asking for me to introduce them to my friends?

My mailbox from yesterday:
Message #1 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends?'
My Reply: 'Greetings. Yes, I have many female friends'

Message #2 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends who are searching for a Dom?'
My Reply: Greetings again. Some of my female friends are searching for various types of relationships'

Message #3 from CluelessSomebody:'Can you send me their info?'
My Reply: None

What I really wanted to say:
'Dear CluelessSomebody (or whoever the troll is for the day). I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. I do not give out personal information about my friends. In addition, I will not send my friends you contact information because I have no clue as to who you are. If you want to meet me and my friends I encourage you attend a party, event, munch or other gathering and meet in person. I also suggest you work on your courtesy, first by using a salutation in your mailbox messages. '

Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.

.....rant over....

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:10:15 AM

MaryT

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Elegant
Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.

Yente perhaps?

"Matchmaker, matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch ..."

I wouldn't have answered either.

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:17:22 AM

TheHousehold

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Answer: no, you don't look like a matchmaker.

Matchmakers are long and thin and covered in chocolate.

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:20:35 AM

domiguy

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Not a matchmaker...then why do you always smell of sulphur?....Hmmmm. (Domiguy eyeing Archer suspiciously)

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please portect me from your followers.

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:21:38 AM

Dnomyar

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Hello Dolly. You do look Elegant.

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:30:03 AM

Elegant

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHousehold

Answer: no, you don't look like a matchmaker.

Matchmakers are long and thin and covered in chocolate.

I am not thin but the chocolate covering sounds lovely.

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:49:05 AM

CreativeDominant

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Elegant

I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. My CM profile does not indicate anything that can be construed as such.

So why do I keep getting messages from D-types asking for me to introduce them to my friends?

My mailbox from yesterday:
Message #1 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends?'
My Reply: 'Greetings. Yes, I have many female friends'

Message #2 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends who are searching for a Dom?'
My Reply: Greetings again. Some of my female friends are searching for various types of relationships'

Message #3 from CluelessSomebody:'Can you send me their info?'
My Reply: None

What I really wanted to say:
'Dear CluelessSomebody (or whoever the troll is for the day). I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. I do not give out personal information about my friends. In addition, I will not send my friends you contact information because I have no clue as to who you are. If you want to meet me and my friends I encourage you attend a party, event, munch or other gathering and meet in person. I also suggest you work on your courtesy, first by using a salutation in your mailbox messages. '

Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.

.....rant over....

...maybe it is all the frilly, lacy stuff???

(in reply to Elegant)

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 8:14:26 AM

Elegant

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

...maybe it is all the frilly, lacy stuff???

..maybe it's the leather and steel!

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 2:41:09 PM

Vendaval

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Hello Elegant,

Female Dominants also get this type of unwanted solicitation
all the time from wanna-be-subbie-boys. They seem to think
that women in the Lifestyle have an endless supply of female
friends who would love a new guy for sex.

The "block" and "delete" keys are your friends.

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 2:43:20 PM

Wulfchyld

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Dear Ven,

Do you have any female friends?

If not are you busy?

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 3:08:39 PM

Vendaval

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Yes

No

What did you have in mind?

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear Ven,

Do you have any female friends?

If not are you busy?

_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 4:04:52 PM

Wulfchyld

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Lots of rope... lots of friends... a new era in porn... something like that.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 4:20:13 PM

mnottertail

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I don't know---

What you got in big tits, an ass what won't quit and some full lips? Pretty optional but highly desired.

Ron

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 6:54:49 PM

Vendaval

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You name the place and time, I will be there.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Lots of rope... lots of friends... a new era in porn... something like that.

_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 6:56:44 PM

Wulfchyld

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Wait a minute. It's our friends. You name it.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 7:35:32 PM

Sinergy

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MaryT

quote:

ORIGINAL: Elegant
Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.

Yente perhaps?

"Matchmaker, matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch ..."

I wouldn't have answered either.

Yentl...

Sinergy

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RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? - 2/2/2007 8:00:33 PM

Vendaval

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Lokiwood during Spring Break.

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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