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Elegant -> Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:00:21 AM)

I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. My CM profile does not indicate anything that can be construed as such.

So why do I keep getting messages from D-types asking for me to introduce them to my friends?

My mailbox from yesterday:
Message #1 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends?'
My Reply: 'Greetings. Yes, I have many female friends'

Message #2 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends who are searching for a Dom?'
My Reply: Greetings again. Some of my female friends are searching for various types of relationships'

Message #3 from CluelessSomebody:'Can you send me their info?'
My Reply: None

What I really wanted to say:
'Dear CluelessSomebody (or whoever the troll is for the day).  I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. I do not give out personal information about my friends. In addition, I will not send my friends you contact information because I have no clue as to who you are.  If you want to meet me and my friends I encourage you attend a party, event, munch or other gathering and meet in person. I also suggest you work on your courtesy, first by using a salutation in your mailbox messages. '


Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.


.....rant over....



MaryT -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:10:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Elegant
Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.


Yente perhaps?

"Matchmaker, matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch ..."   [:D]

I wouldn't have answered either.





TheHousehold -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:17:22 AM)

Answer: no, you don't look like a matchmaker.

Matchmakers are long and thin and covered in chocolate.



domiguy -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:20:35 AM)

Not a matchmaker...then why do you always smell of sulphur?....Hmmmm. (Domiguy eyeing Archer suspiciously)

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please portect me from your followers.



Dnomyar -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:21:38 AM)

Hello Dolly. You do look Elegant.



Elegant -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:30:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHousehold

Answer: no, you don't look like a matchmaker.

Matchmakers are long and thin and covered in chocolate.


I am not thin but the chocolate covering sounds lovely.



CreativeDominant -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:49:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Elegant

I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. My CM profile does not indicate anything that can be construed as such.

So why do I keep getting messages from D-types asking for me to introduce them to my friends?

My mailbox from yesterday:
Message #1 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends?'
My Reply: 'Greetings. Yes, I have many female friends'

Message #2 from CluelessSomebody: 'Do you have any female friends who are searching for a Dom?'
My Reply: Greetings again. Some of my female friends are searching for various types of relationships'

Message #3 from CluelessSomebody:'Can you send me their info?'
My Reply: None

What I really wanted to say:
'Dear CluelessSomebody (or whoever the troll is for the day).  I am not a pimp, a madam, a matchmaker or a dating service. I do not give out personal information about my friends. In addition, I will not send my friends you contact information because I have no clue as to who you are.  If you want to meet me and my friends I encourage you attend a party, event, munch or other gathering and meet in person. I also suggest you work on your courtesy, first by using a salutation in your mailbox messages. '


Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.


.....rant over....


...maybe it is all the frilly, lacy stuff??? [8|]



Elegant -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 8:14:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

...maybe it is all the frilly, lacy stuff??? [8|]


..maybe it's the leather and steel!



Vendaval -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 2:41:09 PM)

Hello Elegant,
 
Female Dominants also get this type of unwanted solicitation
all the time from wanna-be-subbie-boys.  They seem to think
that women in the Lifestyle have an endless supply of female
friends who would love a new guy for sex.
 
The "block" and "delete" keys are your friends.
 
 



Wulfchyld -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 2:43:20 PM)

Dear Ven,

Do you have any female friends?

If not are you busy?



Vendaval -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 3:08:39 PM)

Yes
 
No
 
What did you have in mind?

 
quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear Ven,

Do you have any female friends?

If not are you busy?



Wulfchyld -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 4:04:52 PM)

Lots of rope... lots of friends... a new era in porn... something like that.



mnottertail -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 4:20:13 PM)

I don't know---

What you got in big tits,  an ass what won't quit and some full lips?  Pretty optional but highly desired.

Ron



Vendaval -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 6:54:49 PM)

You name the place and time, I will be there.
[sm=whap.gif][sm=evil.gif][sm=bust.gif][sm=trident.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=preen.gif]
 


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Lots of rope... lots of friends... a new era in porn... something like that.



Wulfchyld -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 6:56:44 PM)

Wait a minute. It's our friends. You name it.



Sinergy -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 7:35:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MaryT

quote:

ORIGINAL: Elegant
Way back in the stone age I played the part of Dolly Levi in the drama production of The Matchmaker ('Hello Dolly' before it was a musical production). That was pretend! I am not Dolly Levi, really.


Yente perhaps?

"Matchmaker, matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch ..."   [:D]

I wouldn't have answered either.





Yentl...

Sinergy



Vendaval -> RE: Do I Look Like A Matchmaker? (2/2/2007 8:00:33 PM)

Lokiwood during Spring Break.



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