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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/9/2006 6:36:03 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		I had one sub inquire as to whether I was into cannabilism.  Another one wanted Me to hypnotize him so he felt like he was a few inches tall and I was 50 feet tall, then step on him, LOL.  Another wanted to get on his hands and knees, have Me throw out scraps of food on the floor, then compete with My cats over who gets the scraps.  Needless to say, I don't involve animals in My kink in any way.  The block feature comes in very handy.

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/9/2006 6:45:25 PM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster
Picking through the trash outside of liposuction clinics...


I am gonna put my rep on the line, and say there might be a yahoo group or two, and maybe a couple hundred thou google hits including the throwayay get all your liposuction clinics at Target,.com...........

But I bet you that ain't a real widespread kink, 'cause so few subs ask misstresses if it is weird that they think about it, and why they wouldn't answer emails.......

Ron



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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/9/2006 6:45:32 PM   
diamonddreamlove


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Status: offline 		Dang feeling left out on the strange and funny emails.

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/9/2006 9:21:10 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

I just received an email from a man who would like me to allow him to tie me to a chair, blindfold me and cut my hair off. This is apparently his kink. It is SERIOUSLY not mine....but if any of you out there share this kink I'd kindly pass your info along to him if you'd like.

And now a question....for those of you who have kinks that are on the far outside of mainstream weirdness.....how on earth do you find each other???


Does this mean my hairstylest is kinky?  Because she took a good ten inches off my hair last month.

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/10/2006 12:14:13 AM   
Sinergy


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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster
Picking through the trash outside of liposuction clinics...


"Tonight we make soap.  To make soap, you render fat.  The salt / fat content has to be just right, so the best fat for making soap comes from humans."

"Where are we?"

"A liposuction clinic"

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton as Tyler Durden, Fight Club

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/10/2006 4:26:49 AM   
ShiftedJewel


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Status: offline 		I got an email from a guy one time that asked me to dress him up as a woman and drop him off in the middle of no where.
 
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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/10/2006 5:31:55 AM   
MstrssPassion


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Status: offline 		since we are recounting strange emails... I have a couple more that have been re-occuring

one is a scenario where the guy wants me to smoke ciggarettes while he throws cream pies at my face

& another from a guy that is curious about whether I have my newspaper delivered



I also got another hate mail from my worst fan just yesterday... one with this much vile & contempt for other human beings can't be safe.

... these guys have figured out a way to remove themselves from the block list because they show up with the same names.



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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/10/2006 6:46:58 AM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		This isn't from email, it's actually from a (former) friend of mine who is a surgical nurse in Amsterdam.  A few years ago, the latest kink was men wanting to have sex in ostomy wounds.  Hookers there were actually having surgery to have some type of colostomy-type device installed for their clients to, well, fuck.  I guess the money's fabulous.

On a side note....this friend actually assisted in removing the Happy Hooker's gallbladder.  I'm really not making this shit up, lol.  Xaviera lives in Amsterdam....he assisted in the surgery.

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/10/2006 6:50:52 AM   
MsSonnetMarwood


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Status: offline 		I wonder if the hair guy was the same one that used to contact me all the time when I lived in Philly - that, or there's more than one out there lol

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/10/2006 7:04:24 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: windchymes
Xaviera lives in Amsterdam....


Maybe this explains it?

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/10/2006 7:46:22 AM   
LuckyAlbatross


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
And now a question....for those of you who have kinks that are on the far outside of mainstream weirdness.....how on earth do you find each other???

Energy, luck, timing- and sometimes a willing partner with a good connection.

I wasn't into foot play (I know, not an uncommon kink at all, but it certainly wasn't mine) much at all before I got with my partner.  I wasn't against it, and certainly enjoyed the worship and humbling aspects of it.  But, with time and connection together, I think I enjoy and crave it almost as much as he does now.  It will never be a "kink" for me like it is for him, but we're both quite satisfied.

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/12/2006 10:57:25 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
And now a question....for those of you who have kinks that are on the far outside of mainstream weirdness.....how on earth do you find each other???


There was a submissive male in Dallas a few years ago who had a creative approach, and offered the woman a free pair of shoes out of the deal.
 
His fetish was that he wanted to wear a pair shorts with pantyhose underneath, take a woman to a shoe store, then assist on her while she tried on several different pairs of shoes.  He would then buy the woman a pair of shoes.
 
I remember getting this e-mail, as did several of My friends.  I just about died laughing and never wrote back to him.  Some people told Me they didn't think it was a bad idea and were tempted to take him up on the offer.  I never heard the final outcome as to whether he found someone to do this or not. 
 
I did give the guy points for creativity and for realizing the he would have to offer the woman something in return for going along with his pre-arranged script.

Lady Topaz

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/12/2006 11:03:12 AM   
jonsforde


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Status: offline 		hello all  newand checking on this

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/12/2006 11:05:16 AM   
jonsforde


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Status: offline 		im such a newbie at this, please be patient LOLOL

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RE: Odd e-mail - 11/12/2006 11:09:11 AM   
ownedgirlie


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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

I wasn't into foot play (I know, not an uncommon kink at all, but it certainly wasn't mine) much at all before I got with my partner.  I wasn't against it, and certainly enjoyed the worship and humbling aspects of it.  But, with time and connection together, I think I enjoy and crave it almost as much as he does now.  It will never be a "kink" for me like it is for him, but we're both quite satisfied.

I abhored men's feet before I belonged to my Master.  Now I worship his - groveling at them, kissing, licking, massaging, fucking them...thank God he's not a CLOWN cuz those would be some BIG FEET.

Actually clown fetishes are rather common.

Not sure about the hair cutting fetish.  What happens after the hair is cut off?  You get tossed to the curb till it grows back and he can cut it again?

This:  "one is a scenario where the guy wants me to smoke ciggarettes while he throws cream pies at my face"  made me burst out laughing.  Wouldn't the cream pie put the cigarette out?

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