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mistoferin -> Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:36:45 PM)

I just received an email from a man who would like me to allow him to tie me to a chair, blindfold me and cut my hair off. This is apparently his kink. It is SERIOUSLY not mine....but if any of you out there share this kink I'd kindly pass your info along to him if you'd like.

And now a question....for those of you who have kinks that are on the far outside of mainstream weirdness.....how on earth do you find each other???



mnottertail -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:38:52 PM)

you cut your hair off, bitch-- I will beat you like I own you........

Is this common?  Am I the only one?

LOL



missturbation -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:40:43 PM)

Omg i seriously considered that for an instance. I quite fancy the elfin look. However i'm not brave enough to cut my hair thru choice as too many people wud tan my hide.
Something is def wrong with me lol.



Aileen68 -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:44:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
And now a question....for those of you who have kinks that are on the far outside of mainstream weirdness.....how on earth do you find each other???

Through kinky message boards.



mnottertail -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:45:32 PM)

You are not your own.

Think about it................





MstrssPassion -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:46:20 PM)

that guy gets around... I can't recall the number of times I've been contacted by this guy




missturbation -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:51:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

You are not your own.

Think about it................





I'm thinking [:o]



foxybyproxy -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 5:52:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
And now a question....for those of you who have kinks that are on the far outside of mainstream weirdness.....how on earth do you find each other???


Um, would you believe yahoo groups? ;)



twicehappy -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:00:50 PM)

I watched one of those HBO specials called Real Sex once where people dressed up like clowns, had an indoor tent, clown cars, pie in the face and everything, then had a mass clown orgy.
 
Even i thought that was weird.



missturbation -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:05:02 PM)

I was mailed here by a guy once who belonged to a group that used  to travel to amsterdam and get their kicks from peeing on tulips. Needless to say i didnt take him up on his offer to go there.



mnottertail -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:06:27 PM)

Have you ever had a clown give you a blowjob with them big feet and shit?  I ain't kiddiny 2smiles that is some serious orgams.


eMMET kELLY

 



Level -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:07:02 PM)

There was a guy called "Shavedheaddom" on alt........ I wonder if it's the same person?



mistoferin -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:09:08 PM)

Peeing on tulips????   or two lips?...lol. Well Okeedokee then.......

twice....thanks in advance for the nightmares I'm gonna have tonight....clowns scare the bejeezus out of me



missturbation -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:09:28 PM)

I tell you what is weird. This thread has made me feel all brave and i might just go have my elfin hair cut tomorrow. [:)]



Silvermoon -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:10:25 PM)

Friend of mine was offered severall thousand for this very thing, she did it.

*shrugs*

If it works...
.



mnottertail -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:13:21 PM)

I am gonna come to you in your dreams with a big red nose and shit, and you had better believe you better be all kinda good girl when I use my bulbous honker clonie thing on you.......

And when I start coming for my little 6 seconds you better say, Come; Bozo you big fuckin' stud..............

or you will be kicked to the curb and sleepin with Clarabelle honey.

Hanna-Barbera productions,
Signed,
Deputy Dawg, incumbent



mistoferin -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:16:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am gonna come to you in your dreams with a big red nose and shit, and you had better believe you better be all kinda good girl when I use my bulbous honker clonie thing on you.......

And when I start coming for my little 6 seconds you better say, Come; Bozo you big fuckin' stud..............

or you will be kicked to the curb and sleepin with Clarabelle honey.

Hanna-Barbera productions,
Signed,
Deputy Dawg, incumbent



ROFLMAO....OMG Ron!!!!!!!



Lordandmaster -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:18:37 PM)

Picking through the trash outside of liposuction clinics...

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

And now a question....for those of you who have kinks that are on the far outside of mainstream weirdness.....how on earth do you find each other???



jdtallfem -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:26:10 PM)

I keep getting notes from subs who hear from a Domme who wants to staple and hammer their balls and penis down to a sheet of plywood.  I haven't received the email myself of course....



gooddogbenji -> RE: Odd e-mail (11/9/2006 6:27:37 PM)

You don't have the balls for it.

Yours,


benji



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