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RE: Funniest damn moment ever? - 10/28/2006 2:54:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		Here's a tame one that makes me giggle nonetheless.

Found a nice solid bathbrush in one of those cheapo homeware shops, decided to give my girl a test swat on the ass. I swing back, the head of said bathbrush flies off and sails down the aisle!

We....walk away swiftly, quietly howling our heads off, me as red as a beetroot.


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RE: Funniest damn moment ever? - 10/28/2006 3:39:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		This one is going to take some visualization.  my Dom had a suspension frame with a boat winch.  He was so proud that He's just added this new addition, a wooded dowel about 8 inches in diameter to bend the subject over and hoist into the air.  To make it a bit more tolerable He'd added a padded vinyl sleeve over the dowel.  Now picture the subject (me) bent over the dowel, wrists bound to ankles and spreader bar.  Yummy right?  Then the winch starts hoisting me up and my center of gravity changed and i flipped around the dowel like an acrobat!  This frustrated the Dom and He yanks me back and all that accomplished was to flip me around the dowel backwards!  After that i felt the laughter would be worth the paddling and i could not stop laughing.  i only wish i'd had a video...it must have looked like the 2 Stooges doing BDSM.

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RE: Funniest damn moment ever? - 10/28/2006 3:50:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		That one was hilarious, lmao......

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RE: Funniest damn moment ever? - 10/28/2006 3:58:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		The first time I was ever bound turned out to be funny, sort of.  After he set me free, I stretched out my arms and accidently gave him an elbow to the mouth.  I knocked one of his front teeth loose.  I was mortified because we had known each other for months, gone out on a vanilla date and this was the first time we were physically intimate, plus it was my first experience with spanking and bondage (I wanted everything to be perfect).  I ran to the 'fridge and grabbed some ice for his mouth.  Later he used the ice for other things.  

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RE: Funniest damn moment ever? - 10/28/2006 8:06:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		BitaTruble, your experience was hilarious.  i'm sitting here with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.  sounds like a kodak moment to me!!!  or should i say "priceless."

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RE: Funniest damn moment ever? - 10/28/2006 9:49:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: eyesopened

This one is going to take some visualization.  my Dom had a suspension frame with a boat winch.  He was so proud that He's just added this new addition, a wooded dowel about 8 inches in diameter to bend the subject over and hoist into the air.  To make it a bit more tolerable He'd added a padded vinyl sleeve over the dowel.  Now picture the subject (me) bent over the dowel, wrists bound to ankles and spreader bar.  Yummy right?  Then the winch starts hoisting me up and my center of gravity changed and i flipped around the dowel like an acrobat!  This frustrated the Dom and He yanks me back and all that accomplished was to flip me around the dowel backwards!  After that i felt the laughter would be worth the paddling and i could not stop laughing.  i only wish i'd had a video...it must have looked like the 2 Stooges doing BDSM.


IF there was video.  Yakkitysax would be the background music.  There could be no other.


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