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Mistrix -> Funniest damn moment ever? (10/26/2006 10:26:54 AM)
Gosh, I'm dying to hear some wild funny embarassing moments in your play times. Looking forward to hearing some good ones! Edited to share one of mine. Fell smack on my ass in super high platforms as I went to balance myself to throw out a good prisoner strap spanking....ouch.

twicehappy -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/26/2006 11:06:33 AM)
Not a play time funny but a really funny moment anyway. My youngest was about three months old and i was breast feeding but had returned to my part time job as a stripper. The bartender reached just a little below my boobs when i was on stage, it was a slow night so he made a pot of coffee. Well he turned around to ask me where the cream was and as soon as he asked my milk let down, keep in mind i am normally a 38DDD, so imagine the size of my boobs full of milk and the force of the spray from the let down. He got it dead in the glasses, it was hilarious!

angelic -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/26/2006 11:46:44 AM)
roflmao. Now THAT's funny! The funniest thing i can remember (at least i thought it was funny, but i tend to have a smartass streak a country mile): i was meeting my former Master and his buddy at a hotel (i was shared on occassion), i was giving the buddy a bj (forgetting all the while that i had gum in my mouth)... well... the gum fell out of my mouth at some point (unbeknownist to me) and landed well... let's just say somewhere difficult to remove gum from [&:]. The buddy freaked (he wasn't sure how he was going to explain it to his wife) and my Master got pretty irritated with me. Although it was completely unintentional, i pretty much laughed (quitely to myself of course). (However, i never again forgot to spit my gum out prior to meeting my former Master). In fact, remembering the whole thing, made me chuckle all over again.[:D]

MisPandora -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/26/2006 4:19:51 PM)
Roselands Tattoo Convention with a boy and our friends. He got uppity, he got pissed on -- barechested, with light colored jeans on. It looked like HE wet himself. He had to explain to those who asked (a very adult, raucous crowd) when they asked what the mess was, "My Mistress pissed on me because I was being disrespectful." Naturally, the five of us that were attending him were giggling our asses off. As a result of his forced disclosure, we had no less than a half dozen propositions from ladies to "help keep him in line" by smacking him in the face, spanking him, etc, and two other guys told him that it was hot that I'd put him in his place!

givemyall -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/26/2006 5:44:36 PM)
(vanilla relationship) Was lifted onto a loveswing (oooh how romantic), played and gushed a little toooo much, then fell off the swing into the great big puddle below us, stuck my heal through the leather covered matress that i fell on and farted at the same time.... and who said romance was dead lol

proudsub -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/26/2006 11:40:01 PM)
Here are some more to enjoy: most embarassing moments Most Embarassing Moment

MasterNdorei -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 12:50:48 AM)
This was not my most embarrassing moment, but since i was "the victim" and i can not stop laughing about it, i will share it.... About a year ago (at some unfathomed hour in the morning) i received a text message that was clearly a booty call.... i can only imagine how mortified my partying son must have been when he realized what he'd just texted to his Mom! Still laughing uncontrollably~* Master's dorei

SirLordTrainer -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 4:13:55 AM)
Talk about timing! LOL

FangsNfeet -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 4:22:54 AM)
Are you out of retirement proudsub?

imtempting -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 10:26:03 AM)
Oh how history repeats itself on these boards. I remember these threads :\| Oddly I only post in a few though

StacyCat -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 12:38:01 PM)
I didnt see it, but my Top relayed the story, and it still amuses me. I was doing balloon play, basically leaning over balloons while she was caning me. It was towards the end of the scene, and we were popping the balloons. Apparently, there was a takedown scene going on at the other side of the room. The balloon popped, the Tops in the other scene got distracted, and the sub got away!

BitaTruble -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 1:00:55 PM)
I thought I had shared this story here before, but I couldn't find it.. soo.. Himself and I were at a play party and were scheduled to do a figging scene on the stage at a theater which had been converted into a dungeon by one of the local groups here in MN. Himself is a natural comedian and a huge ham, so he's in his element and loving it .. he's going through his schtick preparing the ginger and explaining different aspects of how to choose it, cut it etc. all the while cracking jokes and just having a good time .. and I'm just laying across the horse getting ready to do my part.. which is basically play anal sauce pot for the ginger he's cutting. He proceeds to insert the ginger, something we've done countless times before without incident, but he's still cracking jokes and I'm barely able to contain the laughter. He manages to get the ginger inserted.. it's a fairly large piece he's cut so the audience can see it .. and I don't remember what, exactly, he said, but I lost it and couldn't hold back and I let out a big belly laugh and the ginger goes shooting out of my butt at 90 miles an hour and flys across the stage to the other side. Well, at that point, he made some crack about how dangerous it is to be a dom (because I just missed nailing him with the ginger!) and that's pretty much when the audience lost it as well. So, more ginger up the butt and he starts the cropping part of the scene. Himself is a drummer and some wise ass in the back of the room yells out.. "Play Wipe-Out!" which sounds like a good idea to him, so he does .. but.. that's another story. :) If you're going to have an embarrassing moment, there's nothing like doing so in front of 100 witnesses. lol Celeste

behindmirrors -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 8:13:14 PM)
Celeste, I had no idea this whole time we lived in the same state. [:D] I unfortunately have a pretty tame embarassing story. We went to a black-tie dinner for my Dom's work last year at a famous historical building. At his request, I wore a clingy (but tasteful) dress, and he had a hard time keeping hands off, haha. Anyway... We decided to explore the place, which was lovely. We were on a fourth floor balcony, alone, looking out over the party. After pawing at me for a few minutes, we decided to head into the (empty) men's room and get it on. We finished, straightened up, and walked out. Getting into the elevator, a group of women heading up to the floor we were on asked us if there was a restroom up there- to which we both quickly gave directions to. One of them looked at us a bit oddly and said "You guys just had a quickie, didn't you?"- to which we simultaneously replied "No!" and the elevator doors closed to the group of women laughing. When we got downstairs, we discovered that my prevalent wetness had dried on the front of his pants...we sat down for nearly the rest of the night, and he had me fetch his long jacket for him before he could stand up! [:D] behindmirrors.

PiercedDaz -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 8:23:01 PM)
You know when sometimes things aren't funny but you can't stop laughing anway? This was one of them... I had finished fisting the unfortunate lady who will remain un named when I decided to have sex with her rather, how shall we say 'rampantly'. On pulling out I realised immediately that my PA piercing had come off inside her. She panicked so I had a little peek inside. That didn't work. Next, I pushed in a couple of fingers to search out the missing ring. That didn't work either. By now the poor lady was getting quite distraught . Before we knew it, my fist was back inside and feeling around for the lost jewellery - very non sexual! At this point, she was crying and I couldn't stop laughing at the ridiculous situation!!! Oh well, made me smile. PS: The PA ring was eventually found and is now happily back home.

tangldupinblue -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 8:33:46 PM)
my favorite was one night i was watching a master tie up his girl to be spanked with an electric paddle, the only problem is he grounded it to himself and tied her to metal chains, the first time he connected he damn near jumpped thru the roof when the electricity went thru both of them, i got the worst beating of my life for laughing out loud but god it was worth it. blue

RazorJAK -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 9:14:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tangldupinblue my favorite was one night i was watching a master tie up his girl to be spanked with an electric paddle, the only problem is he grounded it to himself and tied her to metal chains, the first time he connected he damn near jumpped thru the roof when the electricity went thru both of them, i got the worst beating of my life for laughing out loud but god it was worth it. blue BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GASP BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I would've paddled any pet of mine who DIDN'T laugh at that. It would've been even funnier if the guy in question was of the "Dommer than thou" type.

tangldupinblue -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 9:16:37 PM)
oh my god...yes he was..never made a mistake always had all the answers......but he sure could swing a belt. blue

theRose4U -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 9:29:54 PM)
After reading I was reminded of the time the bf and I had gone to the beach for the evening with our 2 person tent. Barely large enough for the activities of the evening but kept the sand out. Well I was riding astride when I noticed that the tent was suddenly easier to see in and not from the full moon. Apparently a group had set up to drink on the beach and discovered the show. While we continued what we were doing they had set up so that the headlights created porn siloettes. As I reach orgasm there are cheers and honking. I'm not generally an exhibitionist but the moral support lead to a repeat performance.

RazorJAK -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 9:30:26 PM)
Ahhh, my favorite type of victim. What can I say? I have a Bill Hicksian type of syndrome when it comes to my drive to pop the bubbles of as many fevered egos that are tainting the collective subconscious and forcing us to pay a far higher karmic price than we otherwise would. Or, in short, I like fucking with the people too full of themselves. Which, of course, makes me not too welcome at munchs where most of the cough doms are of that variety.

proudsub -> RE: Funniest damn moment ever? (10/27/2006 11:32:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet Are you out of retirement proudsub? NOOOOOO!! LA has taken over that job, i mostly just lurk here now. Nice to see you Fangs.[:)]

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