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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:04:24 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:11:51 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:12:52 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:14:22 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:25:50 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:26:16 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:30:54 PM   
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I was just sitting here thinking..is that the same as a woman getting her clit pierced..lol


Not unless the piercing has you stuck to the roof at the crotch

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 2:32:44 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 3:15:01 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 3:28:12 PM   
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sure glad i don't have testicles, just think the Dom/Dommes can have a lot of fun with that idea


*chuckle* I just so happen to be wearing a t-shirt that says, "I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 3:32:15 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 3:34:37 PM   
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I was just sitting here thinking..is that the same as a woman getting her clit pierced..lol


Not unless the piercing has you stuck to the roof at the crotch


Excellent point, Divine! I have six outer labial piercings, and not one of them left me attached to a building.

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 5:35:39 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 5:59:13 PM   
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I want to know how they "seperated" him and his testicle from the roof.


Sawed the roof off and airlifted it to Home Depot, where the nail was detached from the roof.

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 6:00:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I was just sitting here thinking..is that the same as a woman getting her clit pierced..lol


Not unless the piercing has you stuck to the roof at the crotch


Excellent point, Divine! I have six outer labial piercings, and not one of them left me attached to a building.


Do you feel, deep down, a deep sense of failure because of this?

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 6:04:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		I just laughed so hard I about fell outa my chair.  That's why, boys, you don't play with yourself while holding power tools.

Oh..and they had to airlift him?!!?  C'mon!  He couldn't have been that critical from nailing his testicles to a beam!  Too funny!



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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 6:10:12 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 11:03:38 PM   
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I just laughed so hard I about fell outa my chair.  That's why, boys, you don't play with yourself while holding power tools.

Oh..and they had to airlift him?!!?  C'mon!  He couldn't have been that critical from nailing his testicles to a beam!  Too funny!


Yanno nefertari that is exactly what I was thinking,,,,,, shoot its just a sack that holds a lump of stuff.  There is little arterial flow through the testicle.  that is why Dommes are able to do this to male subs,  and they seem to enjoy it....

(whispering,,,, I simply wanted to keep this thread alive, I am imagining all the men reading and crossing their legs tightly)

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 11:07:50 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/19/2006 11:10:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I was just sitting here thinking..is that the same as a woman getting her clit pierced..lol


Not unless the piercing has you stuck to the roof at the crotch



Excellent point, Divine! I have six outer labial piercings, and not one of them left me attached to a building.


Do you feel, deep down, a deep sense of failure because of this?

Sinergy


Yes, sadly. After all, he had only two testicles and a nail gun, while I have the wonderous mystery known as my 'girlie bits', complete with not one, not two, but SIX rings, and I have utterly failed to catch them on an edifice of any sort whatsoever.

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