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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 4:16:32 AM   
NorthernGent


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Status: offline 		Jesus, I'm surprised the poor bloke didn't have a heart attack! Then again, what's he playing at using his bollocks to navigate a nailgun instead of his hands? I've always said those Central Europeans are a strange crowd.

Imagine the look on his face when it hit home that he'd managed to stick a 4 inch nail in one of his bollocks. I bet he cut a dejected figure on the roof thinking about how life just wouldn't be the same again without a valued friend/bollock.

On a brighter note, there has to be compensation in it. Maybe he could sue the manufacturer for not specifically stating in the instructions that the nail gun required hands rather then bollocks to navigate. Every cloud has a silver lining!

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 4:31:04 AM   
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Bless his heart!!!


Off topic, did you post a thread on the death penalty last night (5 or 6 people replied including me) or was I hallucinating? If you did, what's happened to it? I was looking forward to a good old debate on the rights and wrongs of capital punishment.

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 4:31:16 AM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 5:09:28 AM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 5:13:24 AM   
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Off topic, did you post a thread on the death penalty last night (5 or 6 people replied including me) or was I hallucinating? If you did, what's happened to it? I was looking forward to a good old debate on the rights and wrongs of capital punishment.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_642275/tm.htm

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 5:20:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks LotusSong. For some strange reason the thread doesn't come up for me on the discussion forum. I'm starting to get paranoid as some strange things have been happening to my account! They're coming for me!

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 5:25:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ahhh, I see, it's been moved to a different part of the board.

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 7:17:31 AM   
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More fun with nail guns:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12425803/




Poor SOB couldn't even commit suicide well. Now THAT is definately a bad day!


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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 2:51:32 PM   
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I want to know how they "seperated" him and his testicle from the roof.


I realy don't want to think about it.  I have been sitting here with my legs crossed and bent over at the waste for a half hour just imagining the pain

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 3:03:36 PM   
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Bless his heart!!!


Off topic, did you post a thread on the death penalty last night (5 or 6 people replied including me) or was I hallucinating? If you did, what's happened to it? I was looking forward to a good old debate on the rights and wrongs of capital punishment.



It was put in Random Stupidity!!

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 3:18:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh yes, thanks cuddle. Obviously the death penalty is deemed a subject of stupidity! Strang place this

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 3:21:16 PM   
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Obviously the death penalty is deemed a subject of stupidity!

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 3:29:48 PM   
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Imprecise.  RANDOM stupidity.

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Obviously the death penalty is deemed a subject of stupidity!



True, if I'm to do justice to the stupidity of the death penalty I need to get it right.

That's it for me. The debate is now over. Capital punishment shall never be discussed again anywhere on this planet. It has been deemed random stupidity not worthy of a place in the "off topic discussion" section of CM. A telling indictment in anyone's book.

Incidentally, who actually made the decision to move it it random stupidity? and what was the criteria for this decision?

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 3:32:25 PM   
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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 3:38:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		and more importantly, surely an Austrian man nailing his stones to the roof is far more comical than the death penalty?

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 5:03:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		No, it would be "random stupidity" if it had been a Frenchman.  Since it was an Austrian, it's considered "off-topic discussion."

Edited to add: Clearly you have a lot to learn about the Collarme forums.

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/20/2006 8:35:36 PM   
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sure glad i don't have testicles, just think the Dom/Dommes can have a lot of fun with that idea


Was just thinking about MissTress right about now... 

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/21/2006 1:51:31 AM   
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No, it would be "random stupidity" if it had been a Frenchman.  Since it was an Austrian, it's considered "off-topic discussion."

Ahh yes, the French - toss this vital ingredient into any conversation and "humour" will magically occur.

Edited to add: Clearly you have a lot to learn about the Collarme forums.












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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/21/2006 2:12:22 AM   
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sure glad i don't have testicles


To be fair to them, they have their use so it's not all bad having a pair of bollocks.

Granted, they can get in the way, ask any man who's ever been kicked in the stones to recall the event and you'll see his eyes water before you. On the otherhand, compared with women, us men have it quite easy really so taking care of our balls is no more than a minor inconvenience.

And, if you're going to crawl around on a roof, with a nailgun and not take good care of your crown jewels then you pretty much deserve what's coming.

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RE: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! - 10/21/2006 4:02:25 PM   
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And, if you're going to crawl around on a roof, with a nailgun and not take good care of your crown jewels then you pretty much deserve what's coming.



Dont say such heresy, NorthernGent.

I once posted that I was shocked that Shotgun (that would be the vice-president) was so lacking in gun safety experience that generally teaches not to point a gun at anything one doesnt want to shoot.

Apparently, this is not good advice, and Shotgun's friend (the one with the buckshot in his face) was at fault for being there when Shotgun pulled the trigger.

While I was shouted down here, I am still sticking by what my rifle range instructor taught me when I was 8, which is to never point a gun (nail gun, whatever) at anything I didnt plan on putting a bullet (nail) in.

The set of things I would want to put a bullet or nail in does not actually include my naughty bits.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

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