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Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 3:25:52 AM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 3:28:40 AM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 3:30:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		actually, I was thinking... if yer penis is small enough to fit in a hoover vacuum hose, I think you got bigger problems than whether its dangerous to get a suck job from a vacuum cleaner...

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 3:33:36 AM   
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actually, I was thinking... if yer penis is small enough to fit in a hoover vacuum hose, I think you got bigger problems than whether its dangerous to get a suck job from a vacuum cleaner...

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Yes. This is the kind of morning greeting I wanna see on the edge of my mail. Fucking A... too funny

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 3:36:37 AM   
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actually, I was thinking... if yer penis is small enough to fit in a hoover vacuum hose, I think you got bigger problems than whether its dangerous to get a suck job from a vacuum cleaner...

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I didn't mean for that and I can tell you the hoover hose is quite large here in Europe or maybe I have an industrial one. I have been told I am large so it can't be that. Was just a question and I guess a silly one!

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 4:14:42 AM   
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Well, is it? Any horror stories?


Perhaps you should rethink this.

http://tafkac.org/sex/vacuum_wanking_cite.html

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 4:33:15 AM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 5:04:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		I thought as a pump like penis or vaginal pumps. I wasn't thinking about it in a wanking way!

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 5:11:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		The suction on them is too great. I wouldn't do it. I have also heard of people who got stuck in the hose. And try explaining that to your doctor.

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 5:14:27 AM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 5:23:51 AM   
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was just a question and i can see now a stupid one!

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 5:41:38 AM   
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actually, I was thinking... if yer penis is small enough to fit in a hoover vacuum hose, I think you got bigger problems than whether its dangerous to get a suck job from a vacuum cleaner...
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I don't know.  A hoover house can be two and a half inches think, and twenty feet long.

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 6:36:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOLOLOLOL!!! OMG! This is by far the best thread I have seen in a long time! I don't know whether to laugh at the OP or hand him a condom <Goes and hides her hoover> If I ever caught a man with his cock up my hoover I would spray cold water on him! lmao!! Spend the money, buy a pump. Safer and I think somewhat saner <s>

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 6:41:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		An "ex" family member did the very thing you are suggesting while My grandmother and I were visiting his home.  It ended in a very embarrassing trip to the ER.  And also provided us, his in-laws, with a truly vivid memory of him.  He is now known only as "Hoover" to us. 

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 7:53:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		I hope no one will be upset with me for saying so! I am surprised that a group which espouses pansexuality and urges tolerance from others would give someone such a hard time for soliciting a bit of advice. Some of those responses were just mean -- have some coffee first, next time. :-)

Mistresseslapboy, as you can see from some of the answers, though, there are some variables we would need to know to give you the best advice possible. How large is the hose? How strong is the suction? What is your purpose for trying it?

All things considered, I think most would strongly recommend just using a traditional penis pump. There are some which use vacuums to accomplish the objectives, but the nozzles and valves give you more control over the forces you're subjecting your bits to than the average vacuum cleaner would.

Hope we didn't scare you off from asking more questions in the future. :-)

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 8:00:58 AM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 8:08:14 AM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 8:22:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've affectionately called every woman who sucked my cock "hoover".... they all loved it, and the nickname too!

From my standpoint, using hoovers on your penis is a very good thing and any danger is only relevent to "flakey hoovers".

I say get yourself a good hoover and use her well.... don't pay any attention at all to Dave Orick's tv commercials!


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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 8:35:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		Nasty Daddy, you are so funny.

To the OP: Yes, Nasty Daddy is correct. A live Hoover is better than an inanimate, or dead Hoover.

I am not meaning to be mean or offensive. But - I agree with owned girlie: It really does sound dangerous (to me). I'd be very, very careful. or, don't do it at all. It is smart of you to ask about it first.

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 8:57:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mistresseslapboy

Well, is it? Any horror stories?

Having worked for 7 years with paramedics, I could tell you more horror stories than you would want to know.  This is a practice you might wish to avoid.

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