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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 9:45:32 AM   
Lordandmaster


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Status: offline 		Well, if the Hoover's first name is Carla, I'd say it's no more or less dangerous than using a Carla Smith.

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 10:33:53 AM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 10:38:18 AM   
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ROFLMAO!  Speaking from experience, Sir?

...she asks sweetly 

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 11:13:35 AM   
NastyDaddy


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Status: offline 		Personally, I'm one of those that closely examines the oriffice in which I intend to insert my penis...

Beyond self-inflicted CBT, have you ever looked at all the goo inside the oriffice of a vacuum cleaner, or it's perverse sex/penis stretcher attachment, the hose?

Ewwwww!     No glove = No vacuum love!


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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 2:41:38 PM   
originalmuse


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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

Beyond self-inflicted CBT, have you ever looked at all the goo inside the oriffice of a vacuum cleaner



Speaking about gems on the message boards on the previous page, I think this one takes the cake for the most disgusting. LOL.

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 2:54:49 PM   
CreoleCook


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Status: offline 		well, you can always look at it this way... if you are given Viagra, and after tiring out your Mistress, any slaves she gives you, the dog is looking at you funny, the cat doesn't want anything to do with you, AND your hands are tired... then I say go for it... grab the hoover, and go to town.... I would suggest plenty of lube though... them hoses can be damned dry!

And no, I'm not speakin from experience... nor am I pointing any fingers at anybody....

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 3:01:52 PM   
Bearlee


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ORIGINAL: CreoleCook

.... I would suggest plenty of lube though... them hoses can be damned dry!


...then I would suggest a DryVac and leave the Hoover alone!!!
 
heh heh heh
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 7:01:56 PM   
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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 7:32:29 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		But it sure was an amusing question. And I for one would rather see someone ask when something is making them curious than to just wonder about it and perhaps try it themself and be hurt.
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ORIGINAL: Mistresseslapboy

cool and thanks y'all.
was just a question and i can see now a stupid one!

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/24/2006 7:53:30 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		ok if I were seriously gonna attempt something like this ( if I were male that is ) I would make damn sure of a few things first....
 
1.) said vaccuum hose was clean ( oh and I dont know about anyone elses, but I clean mine regularly cause goo just doesnt sound appealing to me )
 
2.) It would have to be a shop vac or something along those lines because if it actually gave the desired effect a paper bag would not be too uhmm accepting of any kind of dampness....
 
3.) It would have to be a spare because I wouldnt be caught dead cleaning my house with it ever again.
 
4.) I'd be making damn sure there was a hole in the hose somewhere to be able to control the force of suction ( and to make suremy bits stayed right where they belonged)
 
Ok and I have no idea why I have an answer to this post... god its scary even to me, some of the things I can wrap my brain around lol. I blame it on working in the medical field for WAY too long lol. ( in the MR/DD adult group homes there isnt much you can say you've never seen.... )

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/25/2006 3:38:09 PM   
FirmhandKY


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I've never understood how a vacum cleaner can be anything that could cause any "excitment" physically to a man's penis.

I mean, I envision a hard round metal tube.  It has to be the exact right size, othewise 1) the penis won't fit or 2) there will be space between the penis and the tube.

If the penis won't fit - then having vacum on just the tip doesn't sound very exciting.

If there is a space between the tube and the penis, then there won't be much suction unless it "swallows" up the entire penis, and seals against the pubs.  Where's the stimulation to the penis?

Dunno.  I've heard stories, but they never made sense to me.  Especially as it seems to be a fairly common thing (comparatively speaking).

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/25/2006 6:10:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		well a skilled hoover  is a good thing and hardly dangerous. *w*

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RE: Is using a hoover dangerous on your penis? - 8/25/2006 7:43:58 PM   
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