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LTRsubNW -> I thought I had her.... (8/10/2006 8:03:34 PM)

...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....




Arpig -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/10/2006 8:16:15 PM)

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mnottertail -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/10/2006 8:19:14 PM)

so, I'm back to the velvet underground...............




LTRsubNW -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/10/2006 8:39:29 PM)

(Damn...I actually thought this would lead to something...)




Arpig -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/10/2006 9:32:39 PM)

quote:

(Damn...I actually thought this would lead to something...)


Lead to something like what???? I have no idea what this is about, or where you thought it might go.




LadyEllen -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 2:21:56 AM)

Yes, I understand LSD has those sorts of effects.......LOL!

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SirKenin -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 5:56:36 AM)

Back away from the pot...




MHOO314 -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 7:08:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....



The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face...




MmakeMme -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 12:23:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....



The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face...


I closed ... and then opened my eyes slowly, and then said, "Grandma, it's so good to see you again!"




LotusSong -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 12:59:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MmakeMme

I closed ... and then opened my eyes slowly, and then said, "Grandma, it's so good to see you again!"


Now that was just MEAN! LOL




enigmabrat -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 1:24:46 PM)

this belongs in polls and rondom stupidity yup this is deffinetly randomely stupid




Moloch -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 1:47:24 PM)

I want 3 minutes if my life back!




Emperor1956 -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 1:55:15 PM)

quote:


quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314


quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

...but I twisted my ankle.  She wore a blue shirt, it shone in the light.  Oh how I wanted her to ask me...but I knew she couldn't. 

And then my own conciousness enveloped me....



The world melted away and for an instant I heard her golden voice, felt her honey breath on my face...



I closed ... and then opened my eyes slowly, and then said, "Grandma, it's so good to see you again!"


"Well it isn't good to see YOU again, you loser.  Close down the computer and stop talking to those preverts, put DOWN the pipe, and take me to my bingo game.  We're gonna be late!"




PlayfulOne -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 1:59:45 PM)

Shall we go the early bird special at Denny's before Bingo Grandma




MmakeMme -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 2:38:45 PM)

"YOU DOLT!" Grandma screamed. "You know I don't have any teeth! What need have I of Denny's?"




LotusSong -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 2:50:17 PM)

..he thought about Grandma's warm, moist, soft mouth without her teeth and smiled... 




MmakeMme -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 2:51:19 PM)

~ weeping with laughter ~

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... LotusSong ... ~ absolutely crying ~




MmakeMme -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 2:57:14 PM)

Grandma saw him looking at her, his eyes aflame with the light of wanton desire, muscles taut, his chest heaving with the exertion of control.

"Boy, you're just like your father, so hurry it up. Get on, get off, and get out. Bingo, remember? B-I-N-G-O."




LotusSong -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 3:10:06 PM)

"Granny... my Nana... what there is that you can eat at Denny's isn't on the menu." he said with one eyebrow raised :)




MmakeMme -> RE: I thought I had her.... (8/11/2006 3:19:05 PM)

Grandma walks to the fridge and removes the Reddi-Whip, shaking it in her suggestive GrannyNan way, her hips undulating to the rhythm. She uncaps the can and sprays a stream of cream in her mouth, tipping her head backward, her rheumy eyes on SonnyBoy.

"Gluglllmmlllllmmmmmm," she said lowly but emphatically.




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